# Wikipedia:Wikipediholism test/modern

If you have a coffee-stained mug similar to this example here, you may be spending a little bit too much time on Wikipedia. Why not spend some more and take this test?
Car of Polish Wikipediholic; If you have a car with "??.wikipedia.org," you will spend too much time on WP.
If you have a keyboard similar to this example here, you might be spending too much time pressing "wikipedia."

WARNING: MODERN VERSION. THIS WILL BE MESSY. SUCH MESSINESS EXISTS FOR HUMOROUS REASONS. PROTECTION IS NOT REQUIRED.
Get me out of here!

If you're not sure whether you are a Wikipediholic or are unsure about the amount of Wikipedihol you took, then you should take this test. The point value of answering 'yes' to each question is listed in parentheses ( ) at the end of the question. The higher the result, the more likely it is that you are a Wikipediholic! New questions and modifications are of course welcome—good questions are those that measure current addiction (e.g., "have you edited a page in the last week?", not "have you ever edited a page?"), on the hypothesis that Wikipediholism can be cured, or at least controlled to some degree.

Eliteness is more permanent, so can be answered with questions like "Have you ever did a 360 noscope and sniped ur mom while doing it?".

RC is mysterious, so there is no telling what questions are best for it. It's for the best it remains that way.

Give yourself over 6 hours and 20 quintillion femtoseconds because there are over 9,000 questions!

Remember: If you would like to edit this test, make it as insane as you can!

## The test

Here is the test. Three scoring systems are in use, called points, Eliteness, and RC. A bubble like this - (1) gives points, if it says Eliteness or RC, it gives Eliteness or RC.

If you see URC anywhere, it is a lie and should be reported to the Universe Police, which dosen't exist jajajajajajjaajja

### Starter

Please be honest! We don't like liars!

1. Will you do this test? (100, we know you will)
2. Will you not take this test? (-1234567890 and -5 eliteness)
• ...and never will? (-11223344556677889900 and -5547238975897582798723857238957237589237589275892758927589728957289573895728957892357897589375892735892375892757235789357289375982375983275983275892375982758972398572985728957 eliteness)
• ...not even for a second (-111222333444555666777888999000 and -555 eliteness (By the way you have been taking this test for more than 2 seconds, but still...))
• not even in 20 years, 5 days (-999, you've never been here EVER? GET OUT!)
• ...not even in 122 years, 164 days? (-1x1010100, Then GT*O!!!!!)
• ...after 122 years, 164 days? (1x1010100+1 eliteness and a special recommendation; Still alive on Wikipedia!? Yay!!)
• ...or do you think that the above questions are unfair because you are already taking this test? (1010200)
3. hi (8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888884857348958934758934275897435789789578923578925789, free points!!11!11one11eleven1!1)
• No, I take that back. That was a mistake.(-8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888884857348958934758934275897435789789578923578925789, oof)
4. Will you like this test? (14000000)
5. Will you hate this test? (-14; let's find out!)
6. Do you intend to lie on this test? (-1048576, we don't like liars)
• ... were you lying on that question? (-1000000000000, we don't like paradoxes either)
• ... were you lying on that question? (1000000000000, it will take some years for us to trust you. Here's your points back.)
7. Do you intend to tell the truth on this test? (11111111111111111111111111111222222222222222222222222222223333333333333333333333333333344444444444444444444444444444555555555555555555555555555556666666666666666666666666666677777777777777777777777777777888888888888888888888888888889999999999999999999999999999900000000000000000000000000000 and 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 eliteness)
• ...were you telling the truth on that question? (11111111222222223333333344444444555555556666666677777777888888889999999900000000 and 55555555 eliteness)
8. Right, anyway, firstly... (10)
• Please let me start testing! (45, but calm down!)
• This looks like a big waste of time. (-50, you time-waster!)
• Zzzzzzzzz... (-25, wake up, and have a Red Bull)
• Wait, what? (-30, PAY ATTENTION, YOU!)
• Who, me? (-1000, YES, YOU!!! PAY ATTENTION!!!!)
• Weren't you talking about the guy next to me? (-1000, no, I wasn't! YOU are the one who's taking this test, not anybody else!)
9. Can you figure out how to take this test? (10, good, you know the basics, at least)
• Did you just ask someone how to take it? (-11, cheater)
• ...But did they not know how to take it either? (-1, serves you right!)
10. First, did you get the right thing? (2)
• Do you even know what that means? (-1)
11. Has this quiz been edited 0 times? (-5000)
• 1 time? (-500, hmmmm, I don't think so)
• π times? (-3.14, not a real number)The random number god gives the player who reads this 3,417 eliteness.
• 10 times (-100, freezing)
• 100 times (-20, cold)The Random Number God grants all players 100 Eliteness.
• 1,000 times (1, warm)
• 5,000 times (20, getting warmer...)
• 9,001 times (1, what's wrong with a few memes?)
• 1,000,000 times (5, not really, but thanks for your faith)
• 6,232,843 times (-55, not even close)
• 40,754,560 times (-60, not even close to close)
• 52,402,115 times (-65, not even close to close to close)
• - times (10000, bingo)
• Or did you just look at the revision number at the start of this page? (-10101, you are a cheater)
• Did you realise that there was supposed to be a number here, but $wgMiserMode broke it? (100. Gain 1 RC) • 996,862,559 times (-70, not even close to close to close to close) • 2,905,544,955 times (-75, not even close to close to close to close to close) • 6,000,000,000 times (-10, eh?) • 1,000,000,000,000,000 times (-10, that was a silly answer wasn't it? Lazy bones.) • Or too many times to count? (1, possibly) • Or did you count them? (2000, and I don't know how you did that) • Did you just start counting to get the points? (-2001, nice try, idiot) 12. If you've taken this test before, have you had a score of over 500? (25) • over 1000? (50) • Over 1200???? (75) • over 2000? (100, and you are a regular wikipedian, my man) • over 5000? (250) • Nine THOUSAND?? (300, one more, and that's your power level.) • over 9000? (450) • Since it's been mentioned more than once, do you know what the over 9000 meme is? (9001, and check your scouter) • Did you just use Google to find out??? (-9001, traitor/cheater!) • Or did you just lie about it? (-100000000, told you we don't like paradoxes!) • over 20000?! (1000, wow) • over 50000?! (2500) • Over 100000?!?! (5000, TOO HIGH) • Over 500000?!?!?! (25000, oh my god) • Over 5000000?!?!?!? (-250000, LIAR) • Really? (250000, holy ^#$^$#%#$)
• Over 50000000?!?!?!?!?!? (1599370.5585076)
• Over 5000000000?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? (-1000000000, nice try, but that's impossible)
• Really? (2000000000, or maybe not)
• REEEEEEEEAAAALLLLLLLLLLYYYYYY???? (5000000000, and 10 eliteness for being awesome like that)
• To Infinity and Beyond?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (-99999999999999999999999999999999999999, because there ain't any limit to infinity)
• RRRRRRRRRREEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000, OMG...)
13. Do you like Wikipedia? (200)
• Do you love it? (500)
14. Do you *erherm* HATE Wikipedia? (-2905544955, go IMMEDIATELY to the results section, find your score, then leave. Out the front door. Parking lot. Car. Goodbye. Have a horrible day.)
• ...because somebody created an attack page about you? (+2905544955, we are sorry)
• Have you since realised your mistake and come back to Wikipedia? (50000, but you'll have to wait a bit longer before we trust you again)
• Are you a teacher who claims that Wikipedia is "unreliable"? (-999, you should be recruiting new users for us instead)
• Or do you just say that because your principal forces you to? (998, we're sorry)
• Or is that because your principal has been tricked into doing such a thing (-997, the guy who tricked your principal is going down, so 2 eliteness just for that.)

### Age

1. Did you start using wikipedia at age 50? (50)
• 40? (40)
• 30? (30)
• 20? (20)
• 10? (10)
• 0? (-10)
• 9 months before you were born? (-99999 LIAR!)
• REALLY? (250)
• do you realize that the above question makes no sense? (50000000004839242342342)
• At the age 100? (100, that's cool)
• 90? (90)
• 80? (80)
• 70? (70)
• 60? (60)
• Do you attempt to make this 3000 questions? (3000000)
• ...by spamming the same question to this page again and again? (-60000000, spammers suck)
• Also, did you ever try farting? (-666666666, Lose 5 Eliteness.)
• did you realize that this question didn't fit here? (50000)
• ...did you try to remove it? (10)

### When you started using Wikipedia

• 1996 or before? (-10000 LIAR!)
• 1997? (-1000 LIAR!)
• 1998? (-100 LIAR!)
• 1999? (-10 LIAR!)
• 2000? (-1 LIAR!)
• 2001? (1000000000000)
• January 15, 2001? (1000000000000 + 1 RC)
• 2002? (20000000000)
• 2003? (15000000000)
• 2004? (1000000000)
• 2005? (250000000)
• 2006? (200000000)
• 2007? (150000000)
• 2008? (100000000)
• 2009? (15000000)
• 2010? (10000000)
• 2011? (1500000)
• 2012? (1000000)
• 2013? (200000)
• 2014? (150000)
• 2015? (100000)
• 2016? (10000)
• 2017? (1000)
• 2018? (100)
• 2019? (1)
• 2020? (0.1)

#### When you made an account

1. Did you make an account in 1996 or before? (-10000 LIAR!)
• 1997? (-1000 LIAR!)
• 1998? (-100 LIAR!)
• 1999? (-10 LIAR!)
• 2000? (-1 LIAR!)
• 2001? (100000000000)
• January 15, 2001? (100000000000 + 1 RC)
• 2002? (2000000000)
• 2003? (1500000000)
• 2004? (100000000)
• 2005? (25000000)
• 2006? (20000000)
• 2007? (15000000)
• 2008? (10000000)
• 2009? (1500000)
• 2010? (1000000)
• 2011? (150000)
• 2012? (100000)
• 2013? (20000)
• 2014? (15000)
• 2015? (10000)
• 2016? (1000)
• 2017? (100)
• 2018? (10)
• 2019? (1)
• 2020? (0, not a real wikipediholic)
• ...or do you wish to remain anonymous? (-1, not that we hate being anonymous, it's just that creating an account gives you more)

#### Power levels

1. Is your power level 1? (100)
• 2? (204)
• 3? (300)
• 5? (500)
• Over 9000? (5934892340234)
• REALLY? (9000 Eliteness and 1 RC)
2. Is your power level between 0 and 1? (-100, try harder)
3. Is your power level less than 0? (-100 eliteness)
4. ...Or do you have no clue about what any of this means? (4 points for being honest)
• ...do you know that power levels in Wikipedia aren't measured by numbers at all, but with titles such as administrator or check user? (1000 points for your knowledge)

### Wikipedia and sex

1. Do you ejaculate while editing Wikipedia? (9, 'cuse me for a second while I vomit)
• really? (99999)
• really? (999)
• Did you cream your computer? (-9 Eliteness)
2. Do you use Wikipedia as your main source of pornography? (5, who made this test?)
3. Are you a member of wp:WikiProject Sexology and Sexuality? (20)
4. Have you edited Wikipedia while engaging in sexual intercourse? (2000, but be careful not to crash your laptop/computer)
• ... do you always do this? (3000, you have a case of wikiphilia)
• while doing any other activity? (2000, plus 100 for each other activity. You get admission into mental hospital and a good multi-tasking award)
• ...always? (3000, plus 200 for each other activity. You get admission into mental hospital and an awesome multi-tasking award let's make a barnstar for this!)
• Was your partner a fellow Wikipedian? (1000, Nice!)
• Was your partner editing Wikipedia at the same time? (5000, but that's weird)

### How often you use Wikipedia

1. Do you typically use Wikipedia at least once every 104 years, 33 days? (-1111111111111111111)
2. Do you typically use Wikipedia at least once every 54 years, 33 days? (-111111111111111111)
3. Do you typically use Wikipedia at least once every 20 years, 5 days? (-11111111111111111, YOU IDIOT!!!! You've used this only once since it was founded?)
4. Do you typically use Wikipedia at least once every 10 years? (-111111111111111, WTF??!!)
5. Do you typically use Wikipedia at least once every 8 years? (-11111111111111, wtf?)
6. Do you typically use Wikipedia at least once every 5 years? (-1111111111111, UUUUGGGGHHH!!!)
7. Do you typically use Wikipedia at least once every 4 years? (-111111111111, NOPE!!)
8. Do you typically use Wikipedia at least once every 8 years, 79 days? (-1111111111111111)
9. Do you typically use Wikipedia at least once every 3 years? (-11111111111, nope))
10. Do you typically use Wikipedia at least once every 2 years? (-1111111111, how dare you!)
11. Do you typically use Wikipedia at least once a year? (-111111111, be ashamed)
12. Do you typically use Wikipedia at least once every 9 months? (-11111111, not a year, but still...)
13. Do you typically use Wikipedia at least once every 6 months? (-1111111, no)
14. Do you typically use Wikipedia at least once every 3 months? (-111111, not six months, but still...)
15. Do you typically use Wikipedia at least once a month? (-11111, are you on vacation or something?)
16. Do you typically use Wikipedia at least once every 2 weeks? (-1111, did you hit a wall?)
17. Do you typically use Wikipedia at least once a week? (-111, are you busy?)
18. Do you typically use Wikipedia at least once every 4 days? (-11, better, but still...)
19. Do you typically use Wikipedia at least once every 3 days? (-1, huh?)
• ... or do you think that the above questions are unfair because if you visit Wikipedia at least once every day, that would mean that, technically, you use Wikipedia at least once every 104 years, 33 days? (12345679012345677, your points are given back to you.)
• ... or do you think that the above questions are unfair because if you visit Wikipedia at least once every day, that would mean that, technically, you use Wikipedia at least once every 54 years, 33 days? (12345679012345677, your points are given back to you.)
• ... or do you think that the above questions are unfair because if you visit Wikipedia at least once every day, that would mean that, technically, you use Wikipedia at least once every 20 years, 5 days? (12345679012345677, your points are given back to you.)
• ... or do you think that the above questions are unfair because if you visit Wikipedia at least once every day, that would mean that, technically, you use Wikipedia at least once every 8 years, 79 days? (12345679012345677, your points are given back to you.)
• ... do you realize those questions were duplicated? (12)
20. Do you typically use Wikipedia at least once every 2 days? (1, better)
21. Do you typically use Wikipedia at least once a day? (11, we admire your loyalty to us)
22. Do you typically use Wikipedia for more than an hour a day? (40, hm.)
• ... more than two hours? (80, hm)
• ... more than three hours? (120, you must take a drop of Red Bull every day)
• ... more than four hours? (160, you must sip Red Bull every day)
• ... more than six hours? (240, you must drink half a Red Bull every day)
• ... more than nine hours? (360, you must drink at least one Red Bull every day)
• ... more than ten hours? (400, you must drink at least a six-pack of Red Bull every day)
• ... more than twelve hours? (480, you must drink many six-packs of Red Bull every day)
• ... more than sixteen hours? (640, you must drink OVER 9000 bottles of Red Bull every day)
• ... more than eighteen hours? (720, you must drink OVER 9000 gallons of Red Bull every day)
• ... more than twenty-one hours? (840, you must drink OVER 9000 gallons of Red Bull every hour oh god you're drowning)
• ... more than twenty-two hours? (880, you must drink OVER 9000 gallons of Red Bull every 30 minutes)
• ... more than twenty-three hours? (920, you must drink OVER 9000 gallons of Red Bull every 15 minutes)
• ... more than twenty-three hours and 30 minutes? (1000, you must drink OVER 9000 gallons of Red Bull every 5 minutes)
• ... more than twenty-three hours and 45 minutes? (2000, you must drink OVER 9000 gallons of Red Bull every minute)
• ... more than twenty-three hours and 59 minutes? (720000, you must drink OVER 9000 gallons of Red Bull every 30 seconds)
• ... more than twenty-three hours and 59 minutes and 30 seconds? (479001600000, you must drink OVER 9000 gallons of Red Bull every 20 seconds)
• ... more than twenty-three hours and 59 minutes and 45 seconds? (2432902008176640000000, you must drink OVER 9000 gallons of Red Bull every 5 seconds)
• ... exactly twenty-three hours and 59 minutes and 59 seconds? (265252859812191058636308480000000000, you must drink OVER 9000 m³ of Red Bull every second)
• ... exactly twenty-three hours and 59 minutes and 59.9999999999999 seconds? (2652528591929228274647474774747474747757584551464518651486058636308480000000000, you must drink OVER 9000 km³ of Red Bull every hundredth of a second!)
• ... exactly 24 hours? (26525285919292282746474747747474747477575845514645186514860586363084800000000000000000, you must drink OVER INFINITY km³ of Red Bull every hundredth of a millisecond)
• ... But I am one with my wife who works at the night shifts... (Oh. Sorry. 1500 points as a consolation. You should REALLY do something about your marriage life)
• ... exactly 24 hours and one second? (${\displaystyle \infty }$  You're a boss!)
• ... 25 hours a day? (-1000, yeah right! There's only 24 hours in a day!)
• I'm not on Earth now, so it's possible to have more than 24 hours in one day. (9001, a3fh89h3pfe89hdf89af89h8casdfiohaiof English: I pay the points back to you)
• I just flied across the boarder of time zone so... (10, maybe you're right)
• I did this to edit Wikipedia because I want an extra hour spent on Wikipedia. (11223344556677889900, and the best blessings from the Wikipedia)
• Really? (1000 Eliteness for your contribution)
• ... 30 hours? (6666, Řยßïηh ɨՇɧԾ└͠ᴘ. English: this truly depends on how long your planet takes to spin.)
• ... 30 days? (-${\displaystyle \infty }$ , you must drink OVER INFINITY yim^infinity^infinity...infinity GALLONS of Red Bull every Planck time.)
• Did you realise that it's physically impossible to drink that much? (100, you're right)
23. Do you typically use Wikipedia for less than an hour a day? (-1)
• ...30 minutes? (-2)
• ...15 minutes? (-5)
• ...5 minutes? (-5.0000001)
• ...1 minute? (-5.000001)
• ...30 seconds? (-5.00001)
• ...15 seconds? (-5.0001)
• ...10 seconds? (-5.001)
• ...5 seconds? (-5.01)
• ...1 second? (-5.1)
24. Is more than 50% of your time online spent at Wikipedia? (45)
• ... 60% to 80%? (40)
• ... 80% to 99%? (90)
• ... 100%? (-200, come on, you at least check your e-mail once in a while, and what about your job...?)
• ... Really??? (201, and a wikibreak URGENTLY)
• ...or do you not have an e-mail account and/or a job? (200, your points are here).
• ... 1,000%? (-300, seriously, are you actually reading this?)
• ... 10,000%? (-400, really, how is that even probable, let alone possible?
• ... 100,000% (-600, seriously, stop lying.) The Random Number God gives the player that marks this 1 Eliteness.)
• ... less than 10%? (-10, and you call yourself a wikipediholic)
• ... 0%, except for taking this test? (-200, get out of here!!)
• ... 1%? (-100)
• ... 0.1% (-100, how do you know?)
• ... 0.01% (-100, nice try)
• ... 0.001% (-100, get out!)The Random Number God gives the player that marks this 1 Eliteness.)
• ... 0.0001% (-1000, Get Out!!)The Random Number God gives the player that marks this 5 Eliteness.)
• ... 0.00001% (-10000, Get Out!!)
• ... 0.000001% (-100000, Get Out!!)
• ... -1% (-1000000, Get Out!!) This is not possible unless you have help with the Random Number God or the darkness. In that case, gain 1 Eliteness.
• ... -10% (-10000000, Get Out NOW!!) This is not possible unless you have help with the Random Number God or the darkness. In that case, gain 1 Eliteness.
• ... -100% (-100000000, Get the hell Out!!) This is not possible unless you have help with the Random Number God or the darkness. In that case, gain 1 Eliteness.
• ... -1000% (-1000000000, Just Get the hell Out!!) This is not possible unless you have help with the Random Number God or the darkness. In that case, gain 1 Eliteness.
• ... -10000% (-10000000000, I said "Just Get the hell Out!!") This is not possible unless you have help with the Random Number God or the darkness. In that case, gain 1 Eliteness.
• ... 10-20%? (-10, spend more time on Wikipedia)
• ... 30-40%? (10, and have Wikipedihol)
25. Do you think you're using a significant portion of Wikipedia's bandwidth? (12)
• Do you think you use more than 80 kB of Wikipedia's bandwidth a day? (40)
• ... 180 kB? (60)
• ... 280 kB? (80)
• ... 1080 kB? (200)
• ... 10 MB? (500)
• ... Really? (1000)
• ... 100 TB? (-20, yeah right!!!)
• ... really? (2000, and 1 Eliteness)
• 1 PB? (-100000, There go our servers. Thanks a lot, Wikipediholic.)
• 10 PBs? (-313377, Have Fun with your life... Oh wait, This is your life.) The Random Number God gives the player that marks this 1 Eliteness.)
• ... Do you not even understand what any of that means? (20, we respect your honesty)
• ... Did you just look that up for the points? (-50)
• ... on Google? (-10000, get out of here, traitor)
• ... on Wikipedia? (5, in gratitude. But then, we knew you would...)
• ... 1 YB? (-1000000, Seriously?! That's not even all the information in the world combined.)
• .... 1 YiB? (-100000000, off by an entire galaxy)
• ... 0 B, except for taking this test? (-200000000, how did you get here anyway?)
26. Do you feel guilty about not having enough time to edit Wikipedia? (10)
• Do you feel guilty about editing Wikipedia too much? (40, plus maybe a WikiBreak)
27. Have you been using (editing) Wikipedia for a day to a week? (4)
• A week to a month? (15)
• A month to four? (30)
• Four months to six (45)
• Six months to a year? (78)
• A year to two? (305) The Random Number God gives the player that marks this 1 Eliteness.)
• Two years to four? (700)
• Four years to eight? (1200)
• ...exactly 8 years, 79 days (33549)
• Eight years to 20 years, 5 days? (2000)
• 20 years, 5 days? (999999999999, you've been on here since it was founded?)
• More than 20 years, 6 days? (-5000, smartypants... literally...)
• Really? (2012, you must be a former Nupedian. Gain 1 Eliteness)
• 13.5 billion years? (-10000, You've been on after the universe formed?! Add -5 Eliteness if you are serious for being delusional.)
• 15 billion years? (-10000, You've been on before the universe formed?! Add -5 Eliteness if you are serious for being delusional.)
• ... or are you in an alternate timeline? (500000, sorry. Add 20 Eliteness.)
• 1,000,000,000,000 years (-146034, Yea' right even Adam and Eve weren't around)
• Seriously? (146035, Are you even from this universe?)
• Googolplex years (-10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000, man that's forever!)
• ... really? (20000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000, here are your points)
• Infinity years (-1.0E+199, "how many digits are in infinity?" "infinite" "but what is infinite?" "infinity" "ok")
• 1.5e308, also known as JavaScript Infinity (-7.543 Novemdecillion)
• ... really? (2.0E+199, here are your points)
1. Are you stupid? (-1 Eliteness)
• ...or are you smart? (10000 Eliteness)
2. Do you have Wikipedia bookmarked? (4)
• Did you just bookmark it for the points? (-350, desperate... but nice try)
• Did you lie? (600, amazing!)
• Did you lie about the above question? (-2000, then I take the points back)
• Did you lie about that question? (2000, Who, What, Where, Why?)
• Did you lie about that last question? (2,500, outstanding!)
• Did you lie about that last question? (0, I'm too confused to give you points here]
• Was Wikipedia formerly your homepage, but recently changed? (-1, traitor...)
• Do you realize the above question is unfair as if you never had Wikipedia as your home page, you wouldn't lose a point? (10 and 0.1 eliteness)
4. Is Wikipedia in your browser's search bar? (9)
• Did you just put Wikipedia in your browser's search bar just for the points? (-10, nice try)
• Do you not know how? (0, good luck finding it)
• In the top rank? (50)
• Was it your user page? (-10, spend less time there)
• Was it your user sub-page? (-10, spend less time there too)
• Or do you think the above question is unfair because you write lots of articles in userspace? (110, we need more article creators)
• Was that user sub-page a draft of an article (64, sorry)
• Was it the Recent Changes/New Pages Patrol Page? (200, Take a WikiBreak)
• Do you feel the above question is unfair because you spend more time on your user page? (10, I feel your pain)
• Was it a page in the Wikipedia, Template or Talk namespaces? (25)
• Did you just refresh the page over and over again for those points? (-55, cheater)
• Are you annoyed at having lost your check marks in the automated version because of having refreshed the page? (-100, ha ha)
• Did you just clear your history and then reload this page to do that? (-400, ha ha, you should have learned that three lines above)
• Do you think all the above questions are unfair because you don't have, can't find, or somehow cannot access your history? (200)
• Did you delete your history and/or check the box above because you were upset you lost so many points on the above section? (-123123, we don't like liars or cheaters)
• Do you think the above questions are unfair because the first question prompted you to delete your history; but you did not check the above box? (123123)
6. Have you had Wikipedia open in more than one window/tab at a time? (4)
• More than two? (6, oh)
• More than three? (8, OH)
• More than five? (10, OH!)
• More than ten? (25, DANG!!)
• More than thirty? (60, watch out!)
• More than fifty? (150, did your browser crash by now?)
• More than one hundred!?! (500, and a repair for your computer)
• More than one thousand!?!?! (750, and a serious repair for your computer)
• Over 2000? (1000, and an instant repair)
• Over 5000? (1500, and an instant repair)
• OVER 9000!!!!!! (-1, that's your power level, dummy)
• More than one million!?!?! (-1000, liar, even Firefox should have been crashed by now, and such a number of tabs would be impossible)
• Really? (1000, and has Google Chrome even crashed yet?!?!?!)
• Really Really? (-1000, Google Chrome has a tab limit, I've got you now!!!)
• Really Really Really? (+1000 and 2 Eliteness if you use Firefox and its unlimited tabs)
• Infinity? (-i)
• i? (-infinity)
• j? (i, i is for impossible)
7. Have you used Wikipedia on more than one browser at a time? (16)
• More than 5? (80)
• Is one of those browsers Internet Explorer? (-5, switch to Firefox Chrome Opera anything (just not IE!) immediately)
8. Do you use windows 10 build 14393.576? (10000, you always get the latest version! Add 500 Eliteness and 50 RC, because Windows is epic!)
• Windows 10 build 9860 (100, but be careful that it doesn't crash) (+1 RC)
• Windows 8.1 Update 1 (90) (+10 Eliteness)
• Windows 8.1 (75) (+5 Eliteness)
• Windows 8 (50) (+2 Eliteness)
• Windows 7 (26, goody) (+1 Eliteness)
• Windows Vista (-4, make sure you have SP2)
• Windows ME (-60, upgrade yourself)
• Microsoft Bob (-1, Bob's cool... in a bad way.)
• Windows 98 (-600, UPGRADE YOURSELF)
• Windows 95 (-6000, UPGRADE YOURSELF!!!)
• Windows 3.11 (-60000, SHOO!!!!)
• Windows 3.1 (-66000, ST*U!!!!!!)
• Windows 3.0 (-166000. GT*O!!!!!!!)
• Windows 2.11 (-566000, GT*O ST*U!!!!!!!!. -1 eliteness)
• Windows 2.1 (-2652000. how are you here anyway?. -2 eliteness)
• Windows 2.0 (-7604721, GT*O ST*U SHOO OUT!!!!!!!!!!, -5 eliteness)
• Windows 1.0 (-26667729, I quit., -10 eliteness)
• MS-DOS (-22272562212, GET OUT, -25 eliteness)
• 86-DOS (-47653678765678, GET OUT NOW, -1 RC.)
• Do You think that the question above is unfair as you have a virtual machine and you run more than 1 OS (+However many points you lost on this question * 2, +However many Eliteness you lost on this question * 2, +However many RC you lost on this question * 2, virtual machines are epic.)
• If you have Mac, do you use version 10.14? (89423842348234812098234123894029, and add 10 RC.)
• Mac OS 10.13 (999999999999999999999, and add 7 RC)
• Mac OS 10.12 (100)
• Mac OS 10.11 (10)
• Mac OS 10.10 (-1, Unsupported Versions Aren't Epic)
• Mac OS 10.9 (-65, negative epicness)
• Mac OS 10.8 (-98, EPICless, -1 RC)
• Mac OS 10.7 (-126. NOT OK... -10 eliteness)
• Mac OS 10.6 (-146, Well, at least it's not 10.5... -3 eliteness)
• Mac OS 10.5 (-200, REALLY?)
• Mac OS 10.4 (-227, oh dear)
• Mac OS 10.3 (-6696, oh dear again)
• Mac OS 10.2 (-77265, WHAT ARE YOU--)
• Mac OS 10.1 (-6376567. someone hasn't aged since 2001... )
• Mac OS 10.0 (-22617886, WHAT?!) (-1 eliteness)
• Mac OS 9.x (-7777777777777, if it's 9.2.2 then I give you 22711 points back.) (9.0-9.2.1, -6 Eliteness, 9.2.2 -5)
• Mac OS 8.x (-765678276567765, GET OUT 64) (-30 Eliteness)
• System 7 (I quit Wikipedia.) (-1 RC)
• System 6 (I quit Wikipedia, Roblox and YouTube.) (-2 RC)
• System 5 (I quit the internet.) (-4 RC)
• System 4 (Not even multitasking. (-8 RC)
• System 3 (GT*O) (-16 RC)
• System 2 (GET OUT) (-32 RC)
• System 1 (Someone hasn't aged since 1984...) (-64 RC)
• Apple DOS (wat) (-128 RC)
• ...or do you think that the above questions are unfair because you have a virtual machine? (+However many points you lost on this question * 2, +However many Eliteness you lost on this question * 2, +However many RC you lost on this question * 2, virtual machines are epic.)
9. If you have a smartphone, does it use Android? (5)
• iOS 12? (144 vigintillion)
• iOS 11? (1 vigintillion)
• iOS 10? (99999999999999999999, OMG!)
• iOS 9? (6473467383789238)
• iOS 8 or 8.1 (728, awesome.)
• iOS 7 or 7.1 (-262, OLD!!)
• iOS 6 or 6.1 (-300, -360 if you have a iPhone 3GS.)
• iOS 5, 5.1 or 5.2 (-1000.)
• iOS 4, 4.1, 4.2 or 4.3 (-2200.)
• iOS 3 or 3.1 (-757467736, what.)
• iOS 2 (-8392876333357876, GET OUT.)
• iOS 1, 1.1 or 1.1.1 (IOU, -2827384789388457839847587, GT*O. NOW. OUT.)
• Do you use all four operating systems on your virtual machine? (Multiply all scores by 2.)
10. Have you vandalized Wikipedia on one browser and then gone on another browser to revert the edit? (-1000, YOU VANDAL, CHEATER, AND LIAR!!)
11. Have you ever made a sockpuppet of another account pretending to be them? (-2000, GET YOUR BUTT OUTTA HERE RIGHT NOW!!)
12. Have you ever made a sockpuppet and then keep warning them about nonconstructive edits? (-1000, YOU FOOL!!)
13. Have you ever made a sockpuppet and sent messages to them with your master account? (-4000, I need a list of your sockpuppets, and there's the door. Out. Parking garage. Car. Adios. Now.)
14. Have you ever used Wikipedia to further your work related projects? (25, good for you)
• More than 5 projects? (200)
• More than 10 projects? (400)
• More than 30 projects? (600, The Random Number God gives the player that marks this 1 Eliteness.)
• More than 50 projects? (800, and a visit to the doctor...)
• More than 100 projects?! (1000, we admire your active use of Wikipedia)
• More than 1000 projects?!?!?! (10000, we highly admire your active use of Wikipedia)
• More than 2500 projects?!?!?!?!?! (40000, we astoundingly admire your active use of Wikipedia)
• More than 9000!!!!!! projects!??!?!?!? (-, epic win)
• Do you have a power level of your own? (999999)
• 00%? (0)
• 10%? (1)
• 20%? (2)
• 30%? (3)
• 40%? (4)
• 50%? (5)
• 60%? (6)
• 70%? (7)
• 80%? (8)
• 90%? (9)
• 100%? (10)
• More than 100000 projects!??!?!?!??!!?!?!?! ≈(996862559)
• More than ${\displaystyle \infty }$  projects?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? (${\displaystyle \infty }$  Dedication!)
15. Are you more stupid than an idiot? (50 Eliteness)
• ...or are you smarter than the idiot? (-500, and 50 Eliteness)
16. Did you get fired from your job because you use Wikipedia so much that you haven't done any work? (1736839, plus 16 eliteness. Now go and grovel at your old boss's feet for your job back)
• Did you quit your job so you could edit Wikipedia more? (37361794964, and 3442 eliteness. Now go and grovel at your old boss's feet for your job back)
17. Did you read every single page on Wikipedia? (-25374624436382816 you liar)
• Really? (2537282838635353636278292, plus 64737 eliteness and 273 RC. Plus a WikiBreak, now GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

### Where you use Wikipedia

1. Have you used Wikipedia from more than one computer in the past week? (5)
• ... more than two? (25)
• ... more than five? (50)
• ... more than eight? (75)
• ... more than ten? (100)
• ... more than fifteen (250)
• ... more than twenty-five? (500)
• ... more than fifty?! (750)
• ... more than sixty-nine? (850, no jokes please!)
• ... more than eighty? (1000)
• ... more than ninety? (1500)
• ... more than 100?! (-750, liar you would have to use at least 14 computers a day!)
• Really? (2500, you must travel around a lot)
• ... did you edit Wikipedia on those computers? (10)
• ... all those computers? (2000, and 1 eliteness if the number of computers exceeds 120)
• ...more than a thousand? (-infinity, LIAR!)
• Really? (Infinity Plus One)
• OVER NINE THOUSAND? (-infinity, what's up with the memes?)
2. Have you edited Wikipedia from more than one operating system in the past week? (10)
3. Do you edit Wikipedia from work or school? (50, GET BACK TO WORK!!!)
• Do you get annoyed when you see a "You have new messages" banner when other users have been vandalizing on the IP address you are using? (5)
• Do you make administration aware of the vandalism? (10, good for you)
• Did they block Wikipedia entirely when you inquired about it? (-20, ouch)
4. Do you edit Wikipedia on a laptop? (36)
• Did you just steal a laptop so you could get the points? (-300, go back to your cell)
5. Do you edit Wikipedia on a tablet computer? (35)
6. Have you ever edited Wikipedia in different countries? (50, good!)
• ... from three countries? (75, nice!)
• ... with one of them being Uncle Sam? (100)
• ... with one of them being DPRK? (9000, omg, you're welcomed!)
• ... with one of them being the Principality of Sealand? (12, tight living space there I heard)
• ... from four countries? (1000, exceptional!)
• ... from 5 countries? (5000, extraordinary!)
• ... from more than 6 countries? (5000)
• ... from 257 countries? (-50000, nice try, there are only 256 countries)
• ... really?? (50001, you must've taken a trip to Antarctica)
• ... from over nine thousand countries? (-infinity)
7. Have you ever edited Wikipedia from the Moon? (8000, plus an additional 5000 for each alien you convinced to join)
• Are you currently taking this test on the Moon? (2000)
• Did you just hijack a spacecraft so you could get to the Moon for points? (9000, NASA HATES YOU!)
• Did your spaceship stop in mid-air and fall down? (-1, ha)
8. Have you ever edited Wikipedia from a planet besides Earth? (-8000, liar, no one has been to another planet yet)
• Or do you come from another planet? (8001, sorry)
9. Do you hook up to Wikipedia over a wireless Internet connection? (13)
• Do you edit Wikipedia articles while over such a connection? (9)
• Is that connection in a restaurant? (7)
• Did you pick that restaurant because of the wireless connection? (5)
• Or at a hotel? (6)
10. Have you ever paid for a wireless internet connection used to hit the wiki? (150, This makes up for those dollars, hopefully)
• In flight? (33)
• Are you taking the test while in flight? (133)
11. Do you edit Wikipedia when you are in the bath or shower? (5 points, but be careful not to make your laptop wet)
12. Have you ever edited Wikipedia while taking a bath because you found it made the experience even more relaxing? (800)
• Did dropping your portable computer device into the tub electrocute you? (1, SERVES YOU RIGHT!)
• Are you sure? (-1000)
13. Do you edit Wikipedia in the place where you normally eat meals? (10)
14. Have you edited Wikipedia in all the rooms in your house? (50)
• Does that include your bathroom? (100)
• Does that not include your bathroom? (-25)
15. Have you edited Wikipedia in your garden? (100 points)
16. Have you edited Wikipedia while driving? (-500, You're insane)
17. Have you ever edited Wikipedia on a non-computer device, such as a Wii, PS3, PSP, DS, iPod Touch, iPad, Xbox 360, Xbox One, PS4, Wii U, Switch, or mobile phone? (50, for each)
• If you have any devices that run on iOS, do you own the Official Wikipedia app? (10)
• Did you just buy an iPod Touch/iPad/iPhone just to get the wiki app? (16, impressive)
• While watching your favorite TV show? (20)
• While watching TV, listening to music on the computer and two or more stereos and playing video games? (190, and an award for being a freakishly good multi-tasker)
• Were you updating the storyline real-time? (60)
18. Have you ever edited Wikipedia on a "Smart" phone? (1)
• Have you ever edited Wikipedia on a "Really Smart" phone? (10)
• Have you ever edited Wikipedia on a "Super Duper Ultra Mega Maxi Supreme Smart" phone? (25)
• Have you ever edited Wikipedia on a "Super Duper Ultra Mega Maxi Supreme Smart Ultimate All In One" phone? (50)
• Have you ever edited Wikipedia with your own personal "IBM Watson" Smart phone? (100, Get ready for Jeopardy!)
• Do you miss Siri since you changed phones? (5, She misses you too)
• Do you miss Cortana since you changed phones? (-5. She doesn't miss you.)
• Have you ever edited Wikipedia on your Google Glass? (20, just insert a summar.... WATCH OUT FOR THAT POLE!)
• Did you buy Google Glass just to try to edit Wikipedia while attempting to run into poles? (21, But we're not responsible for broken devices, or noses)
• Have you ever edited Wikipedia on a Portilex 360? (-1000, LIAR! THAT PHONE DOESN'T EXIST!)
• Did you buy one just for the points? (1000)
• REALLY? (1000)
• REALLY? (1000)
• REALLY? (1000)
• REALLY? (1000)
• REALLY? (1000)
• REALLY? (1000)
• REALLY? (1000)
• REALLY??????? (1000, LIAR!)
• REALLY??????????????? (1000, SUPER DUPER LIAR!)
• REALLY??????????????????????? (1000, SUPER DUPER MEGA LIAR!)
• REALLY????????????????????????? (1000, SUPER DUPER MEGA GIGA LIAR!)
• REALLY?????????????????????????? (1000, SUPER DUPER MEGA GIGA TERA LIAR!)
• REALLY??????????????????????????????? (1000, SUPER DUPER MEGA TERA PETA LIAR!)
• REALLY?????????????????????????????????????? (1000, SUPER DUPER MEGA GIGA TERA PETA EXA LIAR!)
• REALLY?????????????????????????????????????? (1000, SUPER DUPER MEGA GIGA TERA PETA EXA ZETTA LIAR!)
• REALLY??????????????????????????????????????? (1000, SUPER DUPER MEGA GIGA TERA PETA EXA ZETTA YOTTA LIAR!)
• REALLY??????????????????????????????????????? (1000, SUPER DUPER MEGA GIGA TERA PETA EXA ZETTA YOTTA XENNA LIAR!)
• REALLY????????????????????????????????????????????????? (1000, SUPER DUPER MEGA GIGA TERA PETA EXA ZETTA YOTTA XENNA BIG FAT LIAR!)The Random Number God grants the player that marks this 9999 eliteness.
• REALLY???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? (1000, SUPER DUPER MEGA GIGA TERA PETA EXA ZETTA YOTTA XENNA BIG FAT UGLY LIAR!)The Random Number God grants the player that marks this 9999 eliteness.
• Do you realize the "Portilex" question makes no sense? (-However many points you gained on this question, wait until October 9!)
• Are you sure you have a Portilex 360? (-20000)
• Really? (300)
• Have you ever edited Wikipedia on a Portilex 360, via a link from Zone Chat 2? (-200)
• Did you use Zone Chat 2 just to edit Wikipedia? (-3000)
• Did you use Zone Chat 2 just to edit Wikipedia and LOSE POINTS? (-infinity)
• Did you buy a Portilex just to edit Wikipedia? (-infinity)
• Did you buy a Portilex just to edit Wikipedia and LOSE POINTS? (-infinity)
• Have you ever used a Portilex and used a picture of a Wikipedia logo? (100)
• Wikipedia mug? (-200)
• Was that mug coffee stained? (20000)
• Have you ever edited Wikipedia on a Portilex, but realized that the battery is low? (-76785539)
• Did you get warped IN the display? (-300, now you are lying)
• Did you select Solitaire? (-200)
• Did you play any cards? (-200)
• Did you break any card? (-infinity. Multiply by the number of cards broken)
• Do you realize that the above question about breaking cards make no sense as this is impossible on a Portilex? (+However many points you have lost in the above question plus one)
• Do you realize the above questions about Portilex 360s make no sense? (+However many points you lost)
• Really? (10000)
• Are you sure? (73657)
• Have you ever used EZ-Touch Keypad 1-2-3 to go into Wikipedia? (-10000)
• REALLY? (-1000, now you are lying.)
• Have you wondered why you have spent your life reading these? (-2000, why?)
• Are you going to get bored of me adding all these questions? (-9999, why are you bored, you've come this way, now just enjoy this REALLY long question chain :))
• Are you a good morse code translator? (100; if yes, translate .-.. .-.. .- -. ..-. .- .. .-. .--. .-- .-.. .-.. --. .-- -.-- -. --. -.-- .-.. .-.. --. --- --. . .-. -.-- -.-. .... .-- -.-- .-. -. -.. .-. --- -... .-- .-.. .-.. .-.. .-.. .- -. - -.-- ... .. .-.. .. --- --. --- --. --- --. --- -.-. .... and put the answer on my talkpage :)
• Did you get stranded in a swimming pool while editing Wikipedia using a EZ-Touch? (200; asndlasndalksndalkdsnaklnd)
• Have you snuck on your computer at night just to edit Wikipedia? (-100; how dare you im reporting you to your parents)
• Will somebody clear up this test (100, if yes, please do it)
19. Have you ever edited Wikipedia on a "Dumb" phone? (25, keep up the effort!)
• Have you ever edited Wikipedia on a "Brick" phone? (500, and tell me how you did it)
• Have you ever edited Wikipedia on a "Rotary" phone? (10000, It takes a long time to dial 9, but its fun to watch!)
• Have you ever edited Wikipedia via Western Union? (15000, ... .- ...- . / -.-. .... .- -. --. . ...)
• Have you ever edited Wikipedia through the Pony Express? (24500, 1 Eliteness, stick around for 3 weeks to find out that you forgot to login under your username, -1 on your edit count)
• Have you ever edited Wikipedia via a stone tablet? (42)
• Was that Tablet the missing pieces of the Rosetta Stone? (-41, nice job on the long term storage solution. keep a point for the effort though)
• Have you ever edited Wikipedia through a wagon? (-2000000, I don't know how you did it)
• Do you use these? (-infinity)
• Have you ever edited Wikipedia through the big bang? (-10000000)
20. Have you ever edited Wikipedia from Soviet Russia? (5)
• While in Soviet Russia, Did Wikipedia Edit YOU!!? (50)
• Did you travel to Soviet Russia just to edit Wikipedia from there? (-5, Sorry no reimbursements on flights)
• Did you travel to Soviet Russia, tried to edit Wikipedia, but Wikipedia ended up editing YOU!!? (500, Is the Minor Edit check box your left ear or right?)
21. While at a party or visiting a significant other, did you feel a need to check your watchlist? (20)
• Did you ask somebody if you could use their computer to check Wikipedia? (40)
• Did you leave the party/significant other so you could check it? (80)
• Did your significant other get back at you by stealing your computer? (-200 and a marriage counseling class)
22. Do you actually use Wikipedia at public computers, even if some pages advise you not to? (5)
• Or do you uncheck the "Remember me" box when logging in? (15)
• Do you usually uncheck that box anyway? (5)
23. Do you use Wikipedia when you are waiting for a flight? (20)
• ...when you should be on a flight? (50, you're a money waster!)
• Do you find yourself importing Wikipedia's reference, navigation, and infobox templates? (10)
24. Have you edited Wikipedia on a SmartBoard? (90)
• Was that SmartBoard in a school classroom? (125)
• Did you break into said school just to use Wikipedia on the SmartBoard?!?! (-750, and a jail sentence)
• Did you break in to use Wikipedia on the SmartBoard, just to LOSE POINTS on this test?!?!?!?! (1, Ha! in your face, criminal...)
25. Have you edited at your friends' house? (10)
• At your BF/GF's House? (20)
• Did they dump you? (1 for consolation)
• At your parents' House? (10)
• ... because you live with your parents? (-40, for cheating the above question)
• ... but you think that the above question is unfair because you are still a minor? (50)
• At your grandparent's house? (20)
• At your aunt's/uncle's house? (30)
• At the house of a guy you met five minutes ago? (1000, you've got nuts)
• At your daughter's/son's house? (-25, you're being rude)
• At your granddaughter's/grandson's house? (25, you're being cool)
• Did you just go into a friends' house just to edit Wikipedia? (-10000, you're cheating!)
26. Have you edited Wikipedia on a mind-controlled computer? (50000, and teach me how to open 6th sense)
• Did you just buy a mind-control book to get the points? (-50001, hahaha. The Random Number God gives the player that marks this -1 Eliteness.)
27. Have you edited Wikipedia from Oz? (-5000 for having a much too freakingly imaginative mind for Wikipedia)
• Did the Scarecrow tell you how? (-10000)
• Did you realise that this question makes no sense at all? (-100)
• Were you thinking of a different Oz? (5, but these points do not count towards your parole hearing)
• ...and are you still reading this question? (-20000)
28. Do you edit Wikipedia in Heaven? (20000, Wikipedia Heaven doesn't count! Add 2 Eliteness.)
29. Do you edit Wikipedia in Hell? (10000, not as good an achievement. Add 1 Eliteness.)
• Or do you only vandalize from there? (-10001, -1 Eliteness.)
• Do you think editing Wikipedia in Hell, Michigan counts? (-6660, no it doesn't)
30. Do you edit Wikipedia in Purgatory? (15000, Add 1.5 Eliteness, except that's technically impossible; so just round it up to 2).
31. Do you edit Wikipedia from The Void? (-5000 for defeating the purpose of the Void, that it is void and contains nothing)
32. Have you shown your penis on Wikipedia? (999999) The Random Number God gives the player that reads/marks this infinity plus one Eliteness.
33. Have you edited Wikipedia on a Portilex? ({phi|3} RC, You are a Portilex user.)
34. Have you ever edited Wikipedia IN a Portilex? (-infinity, LIAR@!)

### When you use Wikipedia

1. Do you use the shortcut keys when using Wikipedia? (5)
• Have you gotten ideas about articles from dreams you have gotten from your ideas about articles? (250)
3. Have you edited from the previous evening until 1 o'clock in the morning (local time)? (50)
• ... until 4:00 AM? (100)
• ... until 5:00 AM? (150)
• ... until 6:00 AM? (200)
• ... until 7:00 AM? (250)
• ... until 8:00 AM? (300)
• ... until 9:00 AM? (400)
• ... until 10:00 AM? (500, and 1 sleeping pill)
• ... until 11:00 AM? (600, and a few sleeping pills)
• ... until 12:00 PM? (750, take some sleeping pills!)
• ... until 3:00 PM? (900, eat a thousand of sleeping pills!)
• ... until 5:00 PM? (1000, Go to bed already!)
• ... until 8:00 PM? (5000, Are you an insomniac?!)
• ... until 11:00 PM? (10000, sleep deprivation is not a joke!)
• ...or do you think that those questions are unfair because it is always one of those times somewhere? (99999, and add 10000 Eliteness)
• ... until 6:00 AM after 24 hours have passed? (50000, Go to sleep! or you will be assimilated)
• ... until 11:00 AM? (100000)
• ... until 48 hours have passed? (250000, And this is where the real sleep deprivation effects occur)
• ... until a week has passed? (500000, sleep deprivation starts to be life-threatening)
• ... until a fortnight has passed? (1000000, sleep deprivation is in the middle of becoming life-threatening)
• ... until a month has passed? (2500000, you will die from sleep deprivation soon)
• ... until a year has passed? (10000000, you will have died from sleep deprivation by now)
• ... until Wikipedia has shut down? (1099511627776, that's impossible!)
• ... until the end of time? (-99999999999999999999999, no one can live to that day!)
• ... or you are immortal? (100000000000000000000000, wow!)
• ... until 12:00 FM? (-500, liar, that time doesn't exist!)
• ... until 10:00 FM? (-infinity)
• ... until 8:00 FM? (-infinity)
• ... until 5:00 FM? (-infinity)
• ... until 1:00 FM? (-infinity)
• ... until 12:00 TM? (-infinity)
• ... until 6:00 TM? (-infinity)
• ... until 3:00 TM? (-infinity)
• ... until 0:00 AM? (-infinity)
• I'm not on Earth, so it is possible to have more than 24 hours (10070)
• Do you consume energizing drinks to keep you up? (175)
• Really? (-10000, they're really bad for you.)
• Do you think this question still counts out of context? (-175, Ha take that Red Bull)
• On an unrelated note, do you believe Red Bull gives you wings? (-100 No it doesn't)
• Did it??? (1000, are you human?)
• SERIOUSLY? (-10000, it is very unhealthy.)
• Really? (19000000)
4. Do you hold Wikipedia nights, that is, nights when you intentionally go to bed late, after spending a certain number of hours editing Wikipedia? (25)
• Do you get people to join you in such an event? (35)
• Do you make it a party? (100)
• ... and continue in the morning, without any sleep, sacrificing important daytime things to continue editing? (180)
• Has such behavior made you nocturnal? (150)
• are you nocturnal to begin with? (10)
5. Do you wake up to find yourself editing Wikipedia? (40)
6. Have you ever browsed Wikipedia while on the phone with your significant other/parents/boss? (6)
7. Have you edited Wikipedia while eating? (10)
• ... do you do this more than half the time? (20)
• ... always? (60)
• Eating? What's that? (-45, you must be dead now)
8. Have you edited a Wikipedia article while listening to its spoken format? (50)
• Did you create that version of the spoken format? (250)
• ...while listening to a completely unrelated article? (100)
• Did this make you accidentally enter irrelevant information into the article you are editing? (-120)
9. Have you broken some sort of rule just to visit Wikipedia? (10)
• More than three? (20)
• Are you breaking a rule now? (-20 for bad behavior)
• ... but do you feel that visiting Wikipedia is worth the consequences of breaking a rule? (30 for dedication)
10. Did you steal a computer just so you could use Wikipedia? (-5000, and a prison sentence)
• Did you steal two? (-10000, double your prison sentence.)
• Three? (-a million, triple your prison sentence)
• Ten? (-a billion, life in prison)
• Twenty? (-a trillion, life plus ten in prison)
• One hundred? (-a quadrillion, two life sentences in prison)
11. Have you ever used Wikipedia for a research project and found yourself sidetracked to other articles that interest you? (9)
12. Have you taken a WikiBreak and you were "successful"? (-20)
• ... or did you come back immediately during your Wikibreak? (20)
• ... but pretended it still counted because you only checked your watchlist and did not edit? (-5)
• ... and made notes of what you would edit when you returned? (50)
• ... did you manage to stay away for over a month? (-50)
• ... completely? (-200, - Never hurts to check the watchlist for the worst of changes)
• ...for over 2 months? (-250, and you call yourself a Wikipediholic)
• ...for over 4 months? (-1250)
• ...for over 6 months??? (-6250)
• ... for over a year????? (-312500, wtf!)
• ... for over 2 years? (-15625000, your account is likely to be usurped)
• ... for over 4 years? (-7788112255, get out!)
• ... for over 7 years? (-39999999990625, GET OUT!)
• ... for over 10 years? (-19531111111125, SIMPLY GET OUT!!!!!)
• ... for over 20 years, 5 days? (-97656666666625 I said: "SIMPLY GET OUT!!!!!"!!!!!)
• ... for 122 years, 164 days? (-1000000000000000000000000000 and -48828125 Eliteness, then GT*O!!!!!!!!)
• ... but you will return after? (1000000000000000000244140625, 1 URC and 48828126 Eliteness, Still alive? Wow!!!)
• ... or do you not know what a Wikibreak is? (-1, you don't want to)
• ... or is it impossible for you to take a Wikibreak? (100)
• ... or do you feel horrified when you see a Wikibreak template? (1, and a WikiCookie)
13. Have you ever used the Javascript Wikibreak Enforcer, because you knew you wouldn't be able to stay away otherwise? (50)
• Did you panic as soon as you hit the save key after setting it? (25)
• or did you relax and not worry about it? (100, Good for you!)
• Did you sneak back in using a doppelganger account to disable it? (-200, and your keyboard gets hidden)
• Did you turn off Javascript to stop it working? (-500, That's naughty!!!)
• Did you alter your system time so it wouldn't kick in? (-1000, - Now that's plain out of order! :O )
14. Have you ever attempted to leave Wikipedia for good? (-150, mean)
• Did you fail? (45)
• Have you reached your 50% of your previous number of edits per month? (-50, but it's probably for the best)
• 100%? (50)
• 200%? (500, and check to make sure your partner isn't packing their things)
• 300%? (5000, and check to make sure your partner isn't packing your things)
• 400%? (50000, and check to make sure your partner isn't breaking your things)
• 500%?! (500000, and check to make sure your partner isn't bankrupting you)
• 600%?! (5000000, and check to make sure your partner isn't ruining your life)
• 700%?! (50000000, and check to make sure your partner isn't ruining your reputation)
• 800%?! (500000000, and check to make sure your partner isn't ruining your mind)
• 900%?! (5000000000, and check to make sure your partner isn't destroying your mind)
• 1,000%?! (50000000000, and check to make sure your partner isn't destroying your soul. This is not possible unless he/she has help with the Random Number God or the darkness. In this case, add 1 Eliteness.)
• 1,500%?! (500000000000, and check to make sure your partner isn't stealing your soul. This is also not possible unless he/she has help with the Random Number God or the darkness. In this case, add 2 Eliteness.)
• 2,000%?! (5000000000000, and check to make sure your partner isn't cooking your soul. This is also not possible unless he/she has help with the Random Number God or the darkness. In this case, add 5 Eliteness.)
• 3,000%?! (50000000000000, and check to make sure your partner isn't eating your soul. This is also not possible unless he/she has help with the Random Number God or the darkness. In this case, add 10 Eliteness.)
15. Have you ever paid way too much money for airport wireless connection while waiting for a flight, just so that you could visit Wikipedia and make sure it had not fallen apart? (50, have more faith in the servers)
16. Have you not spoken/interacted with any family members for 1 month due to editing Wikipedia? (100)
• 2 months? (200)
• 3 months? (300)
• 6 months? (600)
• 1 year?! (1200, You should at least socialize with them!)
• 2 years?!?! (2400, What a shut-in you are...)
• 3 years?!?! (3600, and a life. (get a life.))
• 10 years?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? (12000, (Might wanna get one of the new expansion packs for World of Wiki, it is called Get a Life...)
• 20 years, 5 days?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!!?! (1515151616524, and 9001 lives.)
• Or you can't remember the time due to editing Wikipedia so much? (125)
17. Have you ever pulled your car up outside of a restaurant with wireless so that you could "borrow" their Internet for a quick peek at Wikipedia? (70)
• ... do you do this every day? (200)
18. When writing something for school or work, do you often start trying to add internal links (or other Wiki formatting code) to it? (50)
• Copying and pasting? (-20, naughty shortcut)
19. Have you ever edited Wikipedia during a thunderstorm? (100, very risky though)
• Were you ever struck by lightning while editing Wikipedia? (-5000, LIAR!)
• Were you really? (10000, you're dedicated to the cause)
20. Have you ever edited Wikipedia when you were in a hurricane? (1000, super risky, and the window of your house could have broken)
• Near the eye? (-1000, your house could have blown away)
• In the eye? (5000, you take every opportunity!)
• ... because the building you were in was hurricane-proof, for example those in Hong Kong? (1000, now I understand you're safe)[1]
• ... editing the article about the hurricane? (50 for your contribution to current events)
• ... creating the article about the hurricane? (100, even better)
• Did you edit the article based on your own observations of the hurricane? (-25, no original research!)
21. Have you ever looked for the answer to a quiz show question on Wikipedia? (6)
22. Have you ever cheated by using Wikipedia on a school test to get a better grade? (-20, we don't like cheating)
• Did the teacher see it and you get a bad grade? (20, we feel compassionate towards you)
• Did the teacher see it and gave you an F- ? (100, we feel sorry)
• Did you lie that you didn't cheat? (-123456789, only an idiot would do that)
23. Have you ever used Wikipedia at a sporting event? (10, you must either hate sports or love Wikipedia)

### What you do on Wikipedia

#### Editing

1. Have you ever edited a page? (10000000, we know you have)
2. Have you ever edited a page in the past week? (500)
3. Are you an administrator? (1000)
4. Are you a bureaucrat? (2900)
• ... from an ancient human civilization? (-3145, How did you get to this page?)
• ... from an ancient alien civilization? (-5179, Nice try)
• Really? Did you use a time machine to get to this age? (9715, sorry)
• Did you use a time machine to get the time machine that you used to get to this age? (100, wait, what?)
5. Are you a steward? (3500)
6. Did you create this test? (-100, liar)
• ...Really? (1000)
7. Did you edit this test? (584636727838383864739393763729094766279300638295826190482600027727281973927362671)
• Did you just edit this test just to get the points? (-100, cheater)
8. Did you vandalize this test? (-1000, come on, shut your computer down. NOW!)
• Did you start vandalizing the test just then so you could get a kick out of losing points? (-10000, SHUT THIS COMPUTER DOWN RIGHT NOW AND GET OUT OF HERE. NOW. JUST... JUST GO AWAY.)
• Are you still here? (-100000, LISTEN THE FIRST TIME, OKAY??)
9. Have you started new articles? (5)
• ... 5-24 articles? (10)
• ... 25-99 articles? (50)
• ... more than 100 articles? (500)
• ... more than 500 articles? (1000, insane)
• ... more than 1,000 articles? (5000, very insane)
• ... more than 3,000 articles? (20000, Radical!)
• ... more than 6,666 articles? (50000, Sublime.)
• ... exactly 6,232,843 articles? (-10000, LIAR!)
• ... more than 6,232,843 articles? (-6232843, SUPER LIAR!)
• ... more than 52,402,115 articles? (-52402115, SUPER DUPER LIAR!)
• ... more than 996,862,559 articles? (-996862559, SUPER DUPER MEGA LIAR!)
• ... were they in your userspace? (-100, SUPER DUPER MEGA GIGA LIAR!!!)
• ... were those pages in your userspace sandboxes for a future creation? (150, sorry!)
10. Do you make redirect pages? (1)
• Have you made more than 10? (11)
• ... more than 100? (111)
• ... more than 1,000? (200)
• ... more than 10,000? (2000)
• ... more than 100,000? (20000)
• ... more than 1,000,000? (-20000, yeah right!)
• ... really? (30000, you're crazier than I thought)
• ... more than 6,232,843? (-200000)
• ... really? (300000)
• ... and use the proper redirect templates to indicate their type? (10)
11. Have you made more than 1,000 edits on Wikipedia? (30)
• ... more than 4,000? (150)
• ... more than 10,000? (350)
• ... more than 25,000? (900)
• ... more than 50,000?! (1750, go outside)
• ... more than 150,000?!?! (4000, Go Outside!)
• ... more than 500,000?!?! (25000, Go The Hell Outside!)
• ... more than 1,000,000?!?! (225000, Hello, Vanguard!)
• ... exactly 996,862,559? (-9000, FAIL)
• ... really? (9001, WIN)
12. Have you (not a bot you created) made more than 10 edits in one day? (1)
• ... more than 50? (10)
• ... more than 100? (50, not bad)
• ... more than 1,000? (500, and a life)
• ... more than 10,000? (-1000, you LIAR!!)
• ... more than 100,000? (-1000000, YOU'RE LYING!)
• ... 996,862,559? (9000, ANOTHER WIN)
13. Have you made more than 1,000 edits in a single calendar month? (200)
• ... more than 2,000? (350)
• ... more than 4,000? (500)
• ... more than 8,000? (800, are you serious?!?)
• ... more than 25,000? (2500, really?!?!?)
• ... more than 100,000?? (-1000, pop go the servers)
• ... 996,862,559? (-50000, you lie like a sleepy dog)
• ... have you really? (25000 and a wikibreak)
14. Have you made at least 1,000 edits in a week (seven days)? (250)
• Have you managed '5,000'? (2500, are you a wikibot?)
• '10,000'?!? (10,000)
• 996,862,559×1099?!?! (-250000, LIAR!)
• REALLY?? (2517352729944873625168395949827163536819039477362662738392991873635355262829392, here you go, and GET A FREAKIN LIFE!!!!!!!)
15. Do you comment on articles or engage in discussions? (20)
16. Do you wander on Wikipedia looking for something to contribute to? (16)
• Do you not find anything? (-100, wow... there are so many things to contribute to... FAIL)
• ... but do you think that that question is unfair because... well... you just want more consolation points? (-1, pathetic...)
17. Do you request that articles be created, improved, expanded, deleted, etc.? (5)
18. Do you actually do these yourself? (20)
19. Have you requested a new software feature, or reported a bug, in the last few weeks? (2)
• Do you abuse bugs you find for your own nefarious purposes? (-100, jerk)
20. Do you try to put an edit summary on ALL of your edits? (3)
• Do you freak out when you realize you've forgotten your edit summary? (50)
• Or have you set your preferences to force an edit summary? (100, good job)
• When changing your preferences, do you tend to prepare an edit summary, only to find out there isn't a place to type it in? (15)
• Do you try to put an edit summary on every single website, such as a blog, that you can edit, but realize there isn't a place to type it in? (50)
21. Have you ever moved a page? (5)
• ... more than 10? (50)
• ... more than 50? (250)
• ... more than 100? (500)
• ... more than 500? (2500)
• ... more than 1000? (5000)
• ... more than 5000? (25000)
• ... MORE THAN 9000?!?! (45000)
• ... are you just using a meme? (-10000000000000)
• ... you can't remember, due to having moved so many? (50000)
• ... while also moving your house? (583836292047636749202974637, you are so conscientious!)
22. Have you ever contributed significantly to an article in order to make it featured, and succeeded? (77)
• 2-4 articles? (130)
• 5-10 articles? (400)
• 11-19 articles? (999, and a barnstar)
• 20+ articles? (2000, and two more barnstars)
• OVER 9000 articles? (2, and OVER 9000 BARNSTARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
• Did you create that/those article(s)? (50, per article)
23. Do you hate to do "serious" research on Wikipedia because it's more fun to edit it? (11)
24. Do you regularly participate in XFDs (articles, categories, redirects, templates, user categories, images, stub types, miscellaneous)? (50)
25. Do you regularly participate in deletion review? (70)
26. Do you belong to a WikiProject? (8)
• 2 or more? (16)
• 5 or more? (40)
• 10 or more? (85)
27. Have you ever created a WikiProject? (25)
• ... more than 3? (100)
• ... more than you have fingers? (250)
• ... or do you think you should have gotten more points from the above question, since you have more than 10 fingers? (40)
• ... do you have fewer than 1 fingers? (-255, for cheating the above question)
• ... or do you think the above question is unfair, because you lost your fingers in a serious accident? (5, your points back)
• ...did you cut off your fingers just so you could answer that, then realize that you lost points? (-10000, and go to the emergency room)
• ... or are you a lifeform which has no fingers at all, such as a dolphin? (400, woah, that's cool!)
• Has it existed for at least 6 months and is active? (30, per WikiProject)
28. Have you ever nominated an article for speedy deletion? (5)
• More than 10? (25)
• More than 100? (150)
• Is it because you are a new page patroller? (50)
• Is it because you created it as a test? (-30)
• Have you memorized all of the CSD criteria? (75)
• Or just a handful? (10)
• Did you just create an article and tagged it for speedy deletion yourself?! (-9001, fool)
29. If you're an administrator, have you ever deleted a page? (100)
• Was it a featured article? (-200, and a desysopping)
• Was it this page?! (-4000, don't you understand the {{humor}} tag?)
• Was it the Main page?!?! (-80000, LIAR)
• Really? (-6400000, evil)
• Or did you just try to delete the main page? (-1000, it's the thought that counts)
30. If you're an administrator, have you ever uploaded a deleted article to Deletionpedia? (30)
• More than 10? (50)
• More than 50? (100)
• More than 100? (200)
• Had you deleted any of those articles? (10, for each one)
• Had you created any of those articles? (-20, for each one—as an administrator, you should be setting a good example)
• Have you ever deleted articles from Deletionpedia? (-1000, NO, NO, NO)
31. When you see an article that needs to be wikified, do you place the {{wikify}} tag on it, and hope somebody else will get around to it? (5)
• Did you appropriately date it? (10)
• Or did you wikify it yourself? (21)
32. Have you ever de-orphaned an article? (5)
• More than 50? (75)
• Or did you re-orphan those same articles? 0.o (-500, why would you do such a thing?!)
33. Have you ever proposed an article for deletion with the PROD template? (5)
34. Have you ever contested a PROD on an article you had nothing to do with, but disagree with the PROD? (10)
35. Have you ever supported a PROD using the prod2 template? (10)
• More than 100? (123)
36. Have you ever participated in an WP:RFA? (5)
• More than 25? (50)
• Do you include reasons for your vote? (10)
• Or do you just go with the flow and cause snowballs? (-5)
• Or do you go against the flow and annoy everybody? (-20)
• Were you actually right in going against the flow? (20, nice job on your insight)
37. Have you, in your impatience for others to edit an article, brought an article all the way from a sub-stub or stub to featured article status? (1000)
38. Have you ever edited Wikipedia so much that you broke your computer and had to buy a new one? (1000, very addicted)
• 2 computers? (2000)
• 3 computers? (3000)
• 4 computers? (4000)
• 5 computers? (-5000, liar!)
• Really? (6000, be careful not to kill this computer!)
• Was that warning too late? (-50000, LIAR!!!)
• Really? (59001, what are you taking the test from?)
39. Have you edited Wikipedia in the 3rd Dimension? (20000, Can you upload a photo?)
• Do you realize that it makes sense? (929)
40. Have you ever edited Wikipedia to the 4th Dimension? (5000)
• Did you get into a tesseract? (314159, hey Loki)
• Did you get into a tesseract for the points? (-331144115599)
• Have you ever edited Wikipedia to the 5th Dimension? (3000)
• Have you ever edited Wikipedia to the 6th Dimension? (5000)
• Have you ever edited Wikipedia to the 7th Dimension? (12500)
• Have you ever edited Wikipedia to the 8th Dimension? (50000)
• Have you ever edited Wikipedia to the 9th Dimension? (300000)
• Have you ever edited Wikipedia to the 10th Dimension? (700000, One word... EPIC)
41. Have you ever edited Wikipedia in the future? (1000, I want your time machine)
• Have you ever edited Wikipedia back to the future? (5000, I want your flux capacitor)
42. Have you ever edited an edit related to Wikipedia? (1000, go score yourself)
43. Have you ever made a test edit on the Sandbox? (20, good job)
• In other pages in Wikipedia space? (-100, fool!)
• In a talk page? (-200, Discussion is important to a wiki)
• In article space?! (-600, no comment, also, get out.)
• Have you made a regular edit in the Sandbox? (1, that was pointless.)
44. Have you edited two pages at the same time? (100, great)
• 3 pages? (500, awesome)
• 4 pages? (1000, epic)
• 5 pages? (5000, wow)
• 6 pages? (10000, wowza)
• 7 pages? (50000, stellar)
• 8 pages?! (100000, impossible)
• 9 pages?! (500000, seriously?)
• 10 pages?! (1000000, what)
• 11 pages?! (5000000, that is just insane)
• 12 pages?! (10000000, wat)
• 13 pages?! (50000000, honestly, just stop)
• 14 pages?! (100000000, that is too many)
• 15 pages?! (500000000, oh my god)
• 16 pages?! (1000000000)
• 17 pages?! (5000000000)
• 18 pages?! (10000000000)
• 19 pages?! (50000000000)
• 20 pages?! (100000000000)
• 21 pages?! (500000000000)
• 22 pages?! (1000000000000)
• 23 pages?! (5000000000000)
• 24 pages?! (10000000000000)
• 25 pages?! (50000000000000)
• All the pages on Wikipedia at once??! (-500000000, for causing 52,402,115 edit conflicts)
• ...but they were all constructive edits! (100000000000, for your extreme dedication)
• Did your edits, although constructive, happen to crash the servers? (20, we know you feel bad about that)
• ...but they were all *aherm* vandalism? (-340282366920938463463374607431768211456)

#### Special pages

1. Do you click on Random article at least once a day (just because you're bored)? (5)
• Have you ever clicked Random article and gotten an article you have already edited? (100)
• ... an article that you created? (150)
• Has this happened several times? (200)
• Several times a day? (1000)
• So often you're starting to get annoyed? (5000)
• So often you've lost faith in the number of articles on Wikipedia? (-10000, I find your lack of faith disturbing!)
2. Do you check Recent changes almost every day? (2)
• Do you check Recent changes more than ten times a day? (7)
• Do you have Recent changes bookmarked? (3)
• Is Recent changes your homepage? (5)
• Do you have it open and told your browser to refresh it every 5 seconds? (100)
• do you check every edit in recent changes for possible vandalism? (300)
• ... are you on the recent changes patrol? (180)
• do you do the same with new pages? (100)
• Do you not know what recent changes is? (-10, and find out)
3. Do you manage to get the same list of changes on Recent changes twice? (20)
• ... because of a database lockdown? (1)
4. Do you check your watchlist almost every day? (2)
• Do you check your watchlist more than ten times a day? (10)
• More than 25 times a day? (20)
• ... do you check your watchlist more than any other page on the Internet? (100)
• ... more than 100 times more often than you check your email inbox? (120)
• Do you not know what a watchlist is? (-10, and find out)
5. Do you have more than 30 items in your watchlist? (5)
• ... more than 100? (30)
• ... more than 500? (120)
• ... more than 2,000? (400)
• ... more than 5,000?! (901)
• ... more than 10,000?!?!?! (1802, and problems. FYI: Watchlists over 9800 items large cause problems.)
• ... more than 6,232,843!!!!???!!!??!?! (2000, and serious issues.)
• ... more than 52,402,115!!!!???!!!??!?!!?!!? (5000, how is that even possible?! Add 1 Eliteness.)
• ... more than 996,862,559!!!!???!!!??!?!!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! (15000, Are you trying to rip a hole in spacetime?! Add 3 Eliteness.)
• ... more than 2,905,544,955!!!!???!!!??!?!!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!????!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111?!?!?!1111??1111111111111oneoneonequestionmark?!?! (25000, No words... Add 5 Eliteness.)
• ... do you look through your entire watchlist for any vandalism since the last time you checked it? (30)
• ... do you use popups for this purpose? (20)
• ... do popups freeze your computer sometimes? (30)
• ... do you close the window, go back to Wikipedia, and log back onto your watchlist everytime this happens? (50)
• To more than 1000 edits? (200)
8. Have you used more than 20 different special pages? (20)
9. Have you tried to use ALL the special pages?! (400, and a Special Page barnstar)

#### Images

1. Have you created an account in Wikimedia Commons to upload images? (100, good)
2. Have you uploaded images to Wikimedia Commons? (200, nice)
• More than 1? (22)
• More than 10? (75)
• More than 50? (175)
• More than 100? (475)
• More than 250? (775)
• More than 500? (1475)
• More than 1000? (2875)
• More than 9000? (28475)
• Is that your power level? (-100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000)
• More than 10000? (282475)
• Less than 0? (-3000, idiot)
• More than -503? (0, of course!)
3. Have you ever uploaded a picture or photograph to Wikipedia? (11)
• More than 1? (22)
• More than 10? (75)
• More than 50? (175)
• More than 100? (475)
• Less than 0? (-3000, idiot)
• Did you include the appropriate usage templates? (11)
• Did you release all your self-created images under a Creative Commons license? (69)
• Did you release all your self-created images into the public domain? (200)
• Did you upload copyrighted images and use false templates to keep the picture from being deleted? (-665, naughty, naughty)
• Did you randomly award them to yourself just for the points? (-1050, YOU FOOL!)
• ... are you mad that you awarded them to yourself now? (10, ha)
• ... do you think you deserve a barnstar but no one will award you any? (75, and many people feel your pain...)
4. Have you had an image of yours used in the media? (10)
• 5 times? (20)
• 10 times? (40)
• 25 times? (100)
• 50 times or more? (250)
• And, your Wiki name was credited? (10)
• And, Wikipedia/Media was credited? (10)
5. Do you think these questions are unfair because you can't take good pictures? (1 for consolation, now go take a picture of your cat and upload it. The internet never has enough cats.)
• Do you think the above question is unfair because you don't have a cat? (1 for consolation)

#### User pages

1. Have you ever edited another user's user page (not vandalize)? (3)
• Have you vandalized that user's page? (-125)
• ... do you have a complex network of sockpuppets to vandalise people's userpages? (-1000, and a ban)
• ... and told them, even though it's easy enough to find out already? (2, for bravery)
2. Does your talk page have an archive? (5, plus 1 for each archive after the first)
• Did you archive your talk page after 10 comments or fewer? (-50, -20 for cheating the above question, and -30 more for being too much of a neat freak to be a Wikipediholic)
• Do you have a total of more than 100 posts on your talkpage? (5)
• ... more than 1000? (80)
3. Does your user page/subpage have userboxes? (1)
• ... more than 5? (25)
• ... more than 10? (45)
• ... more than 50? (175)
• ... more than 100? (275)
• ... more than 300? (485)
• ... a ton? (789)
• ... you have no idea due to the great number of them? (1000)
• ... way too many to count? (1000, you seem to love userboxes...)
• ... an impossible amount?! (10657, you seem to have Userbox Collecting Syndrome)
• ... Infinity (43000, Holy Cow)
• ... Infinity plus astral one? (70000, holy crap...)
• Is your userpage constituted solely by userboxes? (10000, you REALLY seem to love userboxes...)
4. Have you ever created a userbox? (10)
• ... more than 5? (50)
• ... more than 10? (150)
• ... more than 50? (300)
• ... more than 100? (500)
• ... a ton? (789)
• ... you have no idea due to the great number of them? (1000)
• ... way too many to count? (1000, you seem to love making userboxes...)
• ... an impossible amount?! (125000, you seem to have Userbox Production Syndrome)
• ... ALL OF THEM?! (5000000)
• Have you ever seen a userbox you created on someone else's user page/subpage? (30)
• ... more than one on the same page/subpage? (100)
5. Have you gotten an award for having such a great userpage? (50)
• ... have you helped to design others' pages? (100)

#### Vandalism

1. Did you vandalize information to cause the dark ages? (-3000)
2. Do you vandalize while under an IP? (-5000)
3. Do you vandalize while logged in? (-2000)
• ... on a non-primary account? (-5000... you think you're so smart, well you're not...)
• ... only on your vandal boxes/pages, the sandbox, and WP:EUI? (-20)
• ... on others' userpages/talkpages? (-5000, sicko)
4. Have you vandalized Wikipedia at least once? (-1)
• twice? (-1, well it could be worse)
• 3 times? (-12, don't you dare do it again)
• five times? (-123, a 1 week block and get out)
• ten times? (-1234, a 6 month block and GET OUT!!)
• 25 times? (-12345, an indefinite block and you get out of here in 1...2..)
• 50 times? (-123456, a global block and JUST GET OUT!!)
• 64 times? (-1234567, a ban from Wikimedia and I SAID JUST GET OUT!!!)
• 72 times? (-12345678, a permanent ban from the internet and I TOLD YOU JUST GET OUT!!)
• 75 times? (-123456789, a permanent ban from the computer and FOR THE LAST TIME JUST GET OUT!!)
• 88 times? (-12345678910, a permanent ban from all computers and WHAT PART OF JUST GET OUT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?)
• 96 times? (-1234567891011, a permanent ban from life and I ALWAYS KEEP TELLING YOU WHAT PART OF JUST GET OUT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?)
• 100 times? (-123456789101112, FOR GOD'S SAKE, GO AWAY ALREADY!!)
• 110 times? (-1234567891011121, FOR GOD'S SAKE, GO AWAY ALREADY!!)
• 127 times? (-12345678910111213)
• 200 times? (-100000000000000000)
• 500 times? (-100000000000000000)
• 1000 times? (-123456789101112131 INSTANTLY, because then you lose even more points, don't you?)
• 129081 times? (-1234567891011121314, GT*O!)
• 6232843 times? (-123456789101112131415, GO TO HELL!!!)
• 2905544955 times? (-12345678910111213141516, DIE FOR FOREVER!!!!!!!!)
• ...or do you think that the above question is unfair because not all edits are vandalism? (1234567891011121314151617, and 24681012 eliteness)
5. Have you ever hacked Wikipedia's calendar? It did get hacked last year. And millions saw it. For you... (-10000)
6. Did you try to vandalize, but the edit filter stopped you? (-75, Now don't hack to disable it...)
7. Have you never ever vandalized Wikipedia? (1)
8. Have you ever been blocked, and the block was not lifted until it expired? (-1 for each day you are blocked, but no penalty if you are blocked for less than 24 hours.)
9. Have you been banned or blocked indefinitely? (-1000)
• Because you've requested it? (1000)
• Because you couldn't sustain your wikibreak? (100)
• ... were you blocked unfairly, and later unblocked? (1000)
10. Is your main goal in life to vandalize Wikipedia? (${\displaystyle -{\mathcal {1}}}$ GT*O. NOW. AND NEVER COME BACK!!!!!!!!!)
11. Have you ever made nonsensical edits to pages that no one will ever see anyway just because you can? (-10)
• On pages that everyone looks at? (-5000, That is pointless and stupid)
• Have you ever reverted those changes out of guilt? (3, but it's going to be a few years before we trust you again)
• ... and then reverted them back (and maybe back again) to increase your edit count? (-1000, get a life)
12. Do you vandalize Uncyclopedia? (-1)
13. Have you ever reverted vandalism? (3)
• ... more than 20 times? (5)
• ... more than 60 times? (30)
• ... more than 100 times? (90)
• ... more than 500 times? (350)
• ... more than 4000 times? (2500, and a life)
• ... more than 10000 times? (7500, and two lives, and a mansion in Omaha)
• ... more than 100000 times? (10000, and ten mansions in Omaha)
• ... more than 500000 times? (50000, and forty-nine mansions in Omaha and a mansion in Lincoln)
• ... more than 1000000 times? (100000, and 2,401 mansions in Omaha, 98 mansions in Lincoln and a mansion in Cheyenne, WY)
• ... more than 5000000 times?! (500000, 5 eliteness, 122,500 mansions in Omaha, 2,401 mansions in Lincoln, 98 mansions in Cheyenne, WY and a mansion in wherever you feel like it)
• ... 996,862,559 times? (-10000, not all edits are vandalism, ιδιωτ!)
• Really? (-10000, you must really be strict about vandalism)
• Are you on some sort of vandalism patrol? (25)
• Do you warn the vandals appropriately? (10)
14. Is your main goal on Wikipedia to revert vandalism? (1200, and maybe edit Wikipedia in some other way?)
• ... have you warned more than 50 vandals? (50)
• Do you use hand-written text to warn vandals to make it more specific to the vandal? (30)
• ... has this made you a vandal/troll's target? (40, be careful)
• Have you ever reported a vandal to WP:AIV? (5)
• More than 50? (255)
• ... you can't remember, due to having nominated so many? (382.5)
• Do you use tools like Huggle, Igloo, STiki, or Twinkle to do so? (40 for each)
• To be a complete troll? (-2000, go back under the bridge.)
15. Have you ever created a custom userspace template used to warn vandals? (50)
16. Do you ever dream nightmares about vandals? (25, and a wikibreak)
17. When you see vandals on the Internet wanting to vandalize Wikipedia, do you get mad? (23)
18. Have you ever had a disgruntled vandal create a personal attack article named after you or your username that was speedily deleted as a personal attack? (30)
• ... has a person you know in real life vandalized your page or created a now-deleted article about you? (20)
• ... more than 10 times? (100)
19. Has a vandal ever vandalized your user page or user talk page? (5 points for each time)
20. Have you ever been impersonated by a vandal, troll, or abusive sockpuppet? (10)
21. Have you ever visited a Wikipedia-vandal in real life? (-10)
• Did you yell at him/her? (20)
• Did he/she kill you? (-2000, get back to your coffin!)
• Did you kill him/her? (2000, and a prison sentence)
• Was he/she still a vandal afterwards? (-5, try again)
• Did he/she correct his vandalism afterwards all by him/herself, said sorry and promised never to do it again? (120, per vandal, thank you)
• Did he/she do it again anyway? (-100)
22. Are you a rollbacker? (30)
• Are you not a rollbacker, but would like to be one? (50)
• Do you prefer to do it the old-fashioned way because it's more fun? (40)
• When you see vandalism in real life, do you look for the rollback button? (100)
• Are you mad because you can't find it? (20)
• Or did you actually find it? (50)
• Did it work? (100, I want one!)
23. Did you write a 500-page essay about why Wikipedia vandals should be arrested? (8000)
• Yes, when we were supposed to write a report on Bill Gates. (1421, Next time stick to the topic kid)
• ...did you just start writing one to get the points? (-750, good effort though)
• Have you actually created such a Wikipedia article, but it was deleted and you think the deletion log must be faulty? (500)
• Are you going to try and fix this problem yourself? (300)
• Are you also going to badger an administrator into bringing it back onto Wikipedia, or to at the very least upload it to Deletionpedia [2]? (250)
• Or are you an administrator and will do this yourself? (280)
• If you're not, are you going to beg an administrator to make you one so you can do it yourself? (400)
• Or do you own a bot and are going to force it to upload your article to Deletionpedia? (-200, for cruelty to bots)
• If you don't, are you going to steal someone else's for the purpose? (-2000, and a prison sentence, for both theft and cruelty to bots; you're almost being as bad as the vandals you think should be arrested, botnapper)
24. Have you installed an Anti-Vandal tool? (25)
25. Do you vandalize under your computer's IP? (-60)
• Yes I do! MWAHAHAHA! (-135, you admitted it!)
• You don't? (60, good for you!)
26. Are you a dog and vandalize Wikipedia? (-1, you're one smart dog)
27. How often do you vandalize Wikipedia? (-200, you shouldn't do it anyway)
• Once a year? (-1, at least it's only once a year)
• Once every three months? (-4)
• Once every month? (-12)
• Once every fortnight? (-26, out the door for you!)
• Once every week? (-52, go on, OUT)
• Every single day in a year? (-365, get the... just... just leave. Now.)
• Every single day for 7310 days?!?!? (-1000, I REALLY hope not!)
• REALLY?!?!? (-17310, simply GET OUT!!!)
• Did you lie for the points? (7310, looks like we have a winner!)
• Never? (3000 and stay forever)
28. Do you try to vandalize the main page? (-52412123124, fail)
• With a bot? (-325644648648651541645154185615641626456185466, I think you need to know what "view source" means.)
29. Do you hate Wikipedia so much that you have created a project outside of Wikipedia made to vandalize it so it is useless? (-3000, you're definitely joking)
• YOU REALLY AREN'T JOKING!?!? (-999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999, SHUT DOWN THIS COMPUTER RIGHT NOW AND I'M SERIOUS: YOU SHOULD LEAVE THE FACE OF THE EARTH AS FAST AS POSSIBLE!!!)
• Are you just joking? (999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999, phew, you really had me scared there!)
• But if you did, do you feel bad about it now? (50, and a little bit of grace, but you still make me sick)
30. Would you smash vandals with a hammer? (4000, WIN)
31. Do you vandalize on a shared IP? (-7000, way to evade the system)
32. Have you ever compromised an account? (-10000000 for each account)
• Does one or more of these accounts is an administrator account? (-1000000000000)
• Does one or more of these accounts is an bureaucrat account? (-1000000000000000)
• Does one or more of these accounts is an checkuser account? (-10000000000000000000000000000)
• Does one or more of these accounts is an oversight account? (-100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000)
33. Do you make lots of stupid and insane links on articles? (-1000, wtf!!)
34. Have you ever became an admin, just to block users who annoy you? (-1000, why?? you should be usurped. NOW.)
• Have they vandalized in the past? (2000, it doesn't hurt to punish them a little bit more...)
35. Have you ever vandalized any wiki (including Wikia) at least once? (-1)
• ...twice? (-1)
• ...3 times? (-2, a 1 hour block and get outta here.)
• ...4 times? (-200, a 6 month block and GET OUT!!)
• ...5 times? (-200, a 12 month block and GET OUT!!)
• ...12 times? (-infinity, a 2 year block and GET OUT!!)
• ...15 times? (-infinity, a 5 year block and GET OUT!!)
• ...24 times? (-infinity, a 10 year block and GET OUT!!)
• ...36 times? (-infinity, a permanent block and GET OUT!!)
• ...48 times? (-infinity, a permanent ban from Wikipedia and WHAT PART OF GET OUT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?)
• ...56 times? (-infinity, a permanent ban from Wikimedia and WHAT PART OF GET OUTTA HERE DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?)
• ...64 times? (-infinity, a permanent ban from all Wikis and WHAT PART OF GET OUTTA HERE DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?)
• ...72 times? (-infinity, a permanent ban from the internet and WHAT PART OF GET OUTTA HERE DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?)
• ...80 times? (-infinity, a permanent ban from the computer and I TOLD YOU JUST GET OUT!!)
• ...96 times? (-infinity, a permanent ban from all computers and I TOLD YOU JUST GET OUT!!)
• ...127 times? (-infinity, a permanent ban from the cosmos and DIE FOREVER!)

#### Bots

1. Do you run a bot? (5000, per bot)
• Is it a vandalbot? (-2500, per vandalbot)
• Do you think that last question is unfair because your bot does the work of many? (30)
• Are/Is your bot(s) running right now? (20, for each)
• Did you properly request bot status before running it? (5)
2. Have you written a bot? (10, for each)
• Was it a copy of another bot? (-1001, say you're sorry)
• Did you properly request approval for your bot if yes. (100, good for you)
• Did you not properly request approval for your bot if no (-200, better get approval)
• Does your bot have more than 100,000 edits? (500)
• Do other people use your bot software to run their own bots? (30)
• You're lying aren't you? (-100, get a book and start studying!)
• Did you do that for the points? (-100, for each)
3. Did you learn the Python programming language just to be able to write Wikipedia bots? (20)
• You're lying again aren't you? (-100, and set fire to your pants)
• Do you already know those languages, and still wrote a bot in them? (20)
• Do you now feel heavily prejudiced against, because you prefer to use the .NET languages, Java, C++, or another language? (30)
• Did you just learn all of those languages for the points? (-250)
4. Do you want to run a bot? (5)
5. Have you ever suggested a job for a bot? (5)
• Was it adopted? (20, and our congratulations!)
6. Have you ever knowingly run a bot without approval? (-50)
7. Are you a bot? (2500 to your creator for inventing a bot that can take tests)
• Are you a person, but HAVE created a bot that can take tests? (2500, again)
• ... Or has anybody ever called you a bot? (500, that hurts dude)
• ... because you are counting the bot's edits as your own? (-2000)
8. Do you have more edits than even some of the fairly active bots? (5000, hm...nice one)
9. Do you think you're a bot? (5, and some hours at the psychologist)
10. Do you make so many edits that you feel like a bot? (50, and a pat on the back)
• Does this constant bot feeling make you feel important knowing that some idiot is going to have do it eventually? (10, we feel for you)
• Does that feeling keep you from screaming in frustration because you do feel like a bot and now you know why they have bots for the boring things? (25, and a good stress ball)
11. Do you know what ClueBot NG is? (5, ok)
• Did you know without clicking the link? (2, uh...how is that possible?)
• Or did you cheat? (-10, and you call yourself a wikipediholic...)
• Do you race ClueBot NG to revert vandalism? (15)
• Do you beat it? (5, impressive)
• Every time? (7, VERY impressive)
• Or do you wish to beat it, but it's too fast for you? (3, you tried, man)
• Have you beaten ClueBot NG without the use of tools? (20, VEEEEERRRRRRRYYYYYY impressive, man!)
• Did you write ClueBot NG? (400, praise you, Lord!!)
• Did you edit this page to anything other than "True"? (-1000, you disabled ClueBot!!)
• Are you an admin and was it an emergency? (1001, sorry, here are your points)
12. Has your bot gone haywire? (-1000, get the electromagnetic pulse tazer)
• Did it do significant damage to Wikipedia? (-100000, and a ban from using bots forever The Random Number God gives the player that marks this -1 Eliteness.)
13. Do you complain about bots on Wikipedia? (-5000, you wiki-luddite. Lose 1 eliteness because luddites are not cool)

#### Technical stuff

1. Do you know how to make italic and bold text? (1)
• Do you use <i> and <b>? (-3, this is why we use wiki software)
• Do you use <em> and <strong> for in-context emphasis, versus '' and ''' (for <i> and <b>) in cases of purely typographic effects (like italicization of a book title)? (500 for understanding the semantic difference and its importance)
• Do you use <u>? (-10 for poor usability—most users using Web 1.0 browsers think underlined text on a Web page is a link)
• <a href ... >? (-10, are you attempting to spam? Seriously, learn Wiki codes.)
• How about <h1>...</h1> (-15, use ==...==.)
• How about <h2>..</h2> (-20, Seriously, learn how to use Wikitext)
• How about <h3>..</h3> (-20, Seriously, use Wikitext)
2. Can you use LaTeX syntax? (10)
• With ease? (60)
• Did you learn how to use LaTeX syntax with ease for the points? (-600, FAIL)
• With relative ease? (300, oh!)
• Did you learn how to use LaTeX syntax with relative ease for the points? (-3000, Get out. please. just... get out.)
3. Do you ever {{type}} {{like}} {{this}}? (infinity, plus a code eraser)
4. Are you aware of what syntax such as {{{2|foo}}} does in a template? (40)
5. Do you know what {{fullurl:Wikipedia|action=raw}}, {{ucfirst:{{padright:wikipedia|10|!}}}}, {{#ifexist:{{SUBJECTPAGENAME}}||{{db-talk}}}}, and {{msgnw:Template:Disambig}} will produce? (30 for each one)
6. Have you written a helpful monobook script? (200, good job, man)
• Do you have two or more of these scripts in your own personal monobook? (30)
8. Have you used Wget to find information about Wikipedia pages? (-150, they removed it in the robots.txt!)
• Did you write a script, and then analyzed the results? (50)
• Did you have so many queries per minute, that there was a server error? (-30, and a repair kit)
9. Do you know the difference between substitution and transclusion? (20)
10. Are you cognizant of the default thumbnail image width for all users? What is it in pixels? (30/50)
• Are you aware of the recent errors resulting from the use of px in images? (10)
• Do you know where this thumb width value can be changed? (30)
11. Do you use Wikipedia:Sandbox or your own userspace sandbox to make test edits? (2)
• ... and tell people experimenting in articles to use the sandbox instead? (10)
12. Do you know how template macro substitution works? (100)
• Have you ever used it before? (200)
• ... more than 5 times? (300)
• ... more than 10 times? (600)
• ... more than 20 times? (1200)
• ... more than 50 times? (2500)
• ... more than 100 times? (-5000, liar)
• ... really? (10000, sorry)
• ... were you lying on that? (-100000, GET OUT)
13. Do you understand what wfMsgWeirdKey( $wgRequest->getVal( 'msg' ) ) means? (100, don't worry if not, it doesn't really matter) 14. Did you skip this entire section because you are stupid and didn't understand any of it? (5, at least you were honest.) 15. Do you have the urge to use Wikitext everywhere? (Black hole^fish^universe^googolplex^tripleinfinity^infinitillion^nillion^forever, you must have had 500wg Wikipedihol.) #### Other 1. Do you try to keep up to date with the main page? (15, good!) • Once every 20 years, 5 days? (-13632, and you call yourself UP TO DATE?!?!) • Once every ten years? (-7632, and you call yourself UP TO DATE?!) • Once every five years? (-3632, and you call yourself up to date?) • Once every year? (-2422, for hurting our Alexa ranking.) • Once every half a year? (-324, really?) • Or do you think the above questions are unfair because you're too busy editing? (17632, sorry) • Once every few months? (1, I guess that's ok) • Once every few weeks? (2, that's not the best but ok?) • Once a week (16, good.) • Once every two to three days (64, great!) • Once every day (132, awesome!) • Once every hour (631, I think you can pass the test!) • Once every minute (4234132232312121212, unbelievable!) • Was that for the points? (-1000000000000000000000000000000000000, GT*O) • Do you do it with a bot? (-10000000000000000000000000000000000000, YOU'RE WASTING SERVER BANDWIDTH) • Did you program the bot just so you could lose some points? (10000000000000000000000000000000000000, ha) 2. Are you sick and tired of news that isn't updated? (7, we feel the same.) 3. Do you check on the news every once in a while? (333, good) • Along with other news sources except Wikinews? (-3333, traitor) • Do you check it every hour? (5523, good) • Every 30 minutes? (11046, awesome!) • Every minute? (331380) • Every second? (19882800, how is that possible?!) • Every Planck time? (${\displaystyle \infty }$ ) 4. Is this test easy? (-321, that's not true.) 5. Did you develop a JavaScript addon? (10000, awesome) • Twice? (20000, for your second one) • More than twice? (42000, for each one) 6. Are you late for work? • One minute? (-1) • One hour? (-60) • OVER 9000 HOURS? (0) ### How Wikipedia has affected you #### Physical behavior 1. Are you not getting enough sleep because of time on Wikipedia? (15, get some shuteye) 2. Are you not eating because you are too busy taking this test? (15, and a feast that'll fill ten full-grown men for a month) 3. Are you never at the bathroom because you are too busy on Wikipedia? (5, that explains why you smell like cow manure) 4. When you wake up in the night and can't get back to sleep due to some nagging worry, do you get up and start working on Wikipedia so that you will get tired and have something relaxing to fill your mind when you go back to bed? (10) • Did you become so engaged on Wikipedia you forgot to go back to bed? (30) • ...or did you become so exhausted that you fell asleep while working on Wikipedia? (20) • ...causing your head to fall onto the keyboard and type long strings of the same letter into Wikipedia? (5, uh oh) • ...causing it to be saved? (5, oh dear) • ...causing you to get blocked for vandalism? (50 for compassion, and a rapid unblock) • ...indefinitely? (5000 to compensate for your bad luck, plus 40 for compassion, an instant unblock, and an instant indefinite block with no talk page access for the admin who blocked you, and 5 eliteness, just for the sake of it) • ...causing you to make a lot of unblock requests? (6000, plus 100 for each request) • ...causing your talk page access to be revoked? (7000) • ...causing you to make another account? (7500) • ...which got blocked? (8000) • ...indefinitely? (8500) • ...for sockpuppetry? (9000) • ...then you created multiple accounts? (9500) • ...and got your IP blocked? (10000) • ...and went to other wikis? (10500) • ...and got you globally blocked? (11000) • ...and went to Wikia? (11500) • ...and got globally blocked there? (12000) • ...and went to other wikis? (12500) • ...and got banned there? (13000) • ...and went to other websites? (13500) • ...and got banned from the Internet? (14000) • ...and evaded the ban? (14500) • ...and got sent to jail? (15000) • ...and got a death sentence? (15500 and 10 eliteness) • ...and got executed? (16000, how are you even taking this test?) • ...and sued Wikimedia? (-12000000210320120203010, that's not very nice! Say sorry to Wikimedia NOW, or GET THE HECK OUT!) • ...and won the case? (-10000000000000000000000000, and lose 20 eliteness for ruining a prime source of info. HOW DARE YOU!) • ...do you argue that the previous two questions aren't fair, because such a case never happened? (-5, for selecting them in the first place, yet 20 eliteness for doing that) • ...and got banned from the computer? (-a billion) • ...and got banned from all computers? (-a googol) • ...and went to Japan? (-infinity, and fifty-four tsunamis at you.) • ...and got banned from all computers there? (-infinity, and a keyboard lesson) • ...and went to other countries? (-infinity, and a mess of paint) • ...and got banned there? (-infinity) • ...and ejaculated? (99, plus an ejaculation shield) • ...and reproduced? (1000, plus an ultrasound for the female) • ...and the child was born... (-1 million) • ...on your favorite show? (1053) • ...and the child watched your favorite show... (-infinity) • ...and the child went to jail... (-infinity) • ...forever? (-infinity) • ...and after 30 years... (9001) • ...he ejaculated? (-9001) • ...and saw at least 9001 drops of semen? (100000000000000000) • ...and had a child? (-100) • ...and the chain passed? (-infinity) 5. Have you not eaten for a year? (-1, and a feast that will fill ten 6' and 175 lb or 1,8m and 80 kg men for a month.) 6. Have you played Fruit Ninja (9466) • ...did you try learning about it by clicking on the letters? (1234567890) 7. Have you ever dreamed about Wikipedia? (50) • More than 50 times? (125) • ... everyday? (350) • Have you ever dreamed about other Wikipedians? (5) • ... did the dream involve harassing or otherwise doing something negative to that Wikipedian? (-50, be nicer in your dreams!) • ...or do you think the above question is unfair, since it's not actually possible to control your dreams? (50) • Have you ever dreamed of wiki code? (707) 8. Have you woken up at night to realize you're at your computer editing Wikipedia? (80, now how did that happen?) 9. Have you woken up early in order to edit Wikipedia? (10, here kindly mention your local time) • Before 7 am? (20) • Before 5 am? (50) • Before 2 am? (150) • Before 11 pm? (2000, GO TO BED!!!) • Before 9 pm? (5000, YOU REALLY NEED SLEEP!!!!!) • Before 7 pm? (-10000, LIAR!!!) • Before 3 pm? (-20000, MEGA LIAR!!!) • Before 1 pm? (-100000, LIAR!!!) • ...or do you agree that those questions are unfair because it is always 7, 5, 2, etc. somewhere? (10000000, and 1234 Eliteness for your knowledge of time zones. • Before 12 fm? (-100000, THAT TIME DOESN'T EXIST!!!!!) • Before 10 tm? (-infinity) • Before 0 am? (-infinity) • Before q fm? (-inaccessible cardinal) • But I live in another planet... (10000000000000000, oh ok, and points back) • Did you try but fail miserably, since you're not a morning person? (5, at least you tried...) • Do you think the question above is unfair because you're not from Earth?! (100000) 10. Do you not care about your dental health because you are too into Wikipedia? (50, start caring NOW) • Do you not visit the dentist, ever, because you are too busy editing Wikipedia? (100, go have a Wikibreak now, and brush your teeth immediately) • Has this caused your teeth to fall apart? (100, and a set of dentures) 11. Are you late to school because you are too busy editing Wikipedia? (-25, show some discipline!) • Are you a half-hour late? (-10) • An hour late? (-50) • Two hours late? (-100) • One hundred hours late?!?!?! (-10000, LIAR, you're missing two schoolweeks, and then some) • Really?!?!?!?! (198576, don't speak near me) • Over NINE THOUSAND hours late? (-infinity) 12. Have you stopped eating for a day because you were editing Wikipedia? (70, a wikibreak, and an all you can eat buffet) • For 2 days? (210) • For 3 days? (630, and please, just eat now!) • For a week? (1800, a wikibreak, and eat before you become a WikiAngel, with an all you can eat buffet) • for over 300 weeks? (-infinity) • for over 3000 weeks? (-infinity) • for over 9000 weeks???? (-infinity) • for over 9000000 weeks??????????? (-infinity) 13. Do you neglect using the shower because you're always on Wikipedia? (101, and some soap, because your odor is making my nose bleed!) 14. Do you experience clinical depression, withdrawal, or some other symptoms—albeit minor—when you are unable to use Wikipedia for the time of 7 days? (5) • 5 days? (10) • 3 days? (30) • a day? (80) • 6 hours? (120) • 1 hour?!?! (999, get a life, god dang it!!) • Has this caused you to experience these symptoms every morning, because you couldn't edit while you were sleeping? (10000001, and get a life and a psychiatrist) • When you are forced off the wiki for 24 hours, and you are in the process of making a major edit or checking your watchlist, or reading a page, do you experience extreme depression? (20) • for 6 hours? (50) • for an hour? (100) • for any amount of time, regardless of its length? (200, awwww) • instantly? (1600, get a doctor—no, better yet, get a psychiatrist—now) • Do you weep for half an hour or more? (100) • for 6 hours? (1200, and a pat on the back) • for a day? (-50, get a life, and an eye operation, because your big bulging eyes disgusts me!) • that hurts!!!! (10000000, sorry dude, that was a joke) 15. Are you distraught because you cannot edit Wikipedia while you take this test? (100) • ...because you cannot vandalize Wikipedia? (-500 and a block) • ...or are you editing in another window/tab while simultaneously taking this test? (300, where did you get a screen that big?) 16. Do you freak out when the power goes out? (20, and turning on power...) • ... or do you kill "server kittens" while on Wikipedia? (-100, server kittens are cute! Don't hurt them!) • or you have a laptop and an internet pen drive? (100) 17. Have you ever been injured/sick and checked the cure for your injury/sickness on Wikipedia? (40, we can diagnose it) • More than once? (80) • More than ten times? (120) • More than 30 times? (280) • More than 100 times?! (-500, go see the doctor now) 18. When facing endeavors in real life, do you think to yourself that "if other Wikipedians have done it, so can I", check the article, and do it as if it were for Wikipedia? (100) • ... when you're depressed, do you edit Wikipedia to escape? (20) • ... does editing make you high? (420) 19. Have you used Wikipedia to memorize more than 20 digits of an irrational number such as pi (π)? (10) • ... more than 100 digits? (100) • ... more than 1000 digits? (1000) • ... more than 10000 digits? (10000, holy crap...) • ... more than 100000 digits? (100000) • ... more than 1000000 digits? (1000000) • ... more than 5000000000000 digits? (-1000, it would take longer than your whole life to do that) • ... REALLY? (5000000000000, looks like we have a winner) • ... more than infinite digits? (-infinity) • to memorize a word longer than 40 letters? (5) • ... longer than 80 letters? (20) • ... longer than 120 letters? (50) 20. Have you used Wikipedia as a strategy guide for a video game? (55, and good luck with that) 21. Have you used Wikipedia to learn a board game? (10) • ... chess? (12) • ... have you later used Wikipedia to help you become an FM? (400) • ... an IM? (8000) • ... a GM? (12000) • ... xiangqi? (15) • ... shogi? (20) • Has Wikipedia inspired you to create a new chess variant? (500, invite me!!) • ... or any other kind of board game? (400, invite ME!!!) • ... or any other game?? (800, INVITE ME FOR F****** SAKES!!!) • ... do you argue the above question violates WP:CENSOR? (10, haha, you got us there :)) 22. Do you sometimes give "edit summaries" for your real-life actions? (20) • Do you ever tell your friends about Wikipedia? (100 and good job :D) 23. Since registering on Wikipedia, have you often run naked around the house singing Traveling Wilburys songs? (-100, go find your pants, your trousers, and your flute) 24. Have you gone legally blind because of editing Wikipedia too much? (1000, and a miracle doctor) • ... did you start editing just so you could answer "yes" to this question? (-4500, it's not our fault) • ... did you really start editing right now and have gone blind? (2000, wow...) 25. Have you ever had a broken bone because of editing Wikipedia too much? (5700, ouch...) 26. Have you gone insane from editing Wikipedia? (100, go see a psychiatrist) 27. Have you had a spaz attack from editing Wikipedia? (-1000, Please don't submit that fdh28u9fh;dafgmapfjfd) • ...or do yuio thijk that hew question is unfair becuasz evryting ternz tu geberesh? (99999) #### Social life 1. Has anyone ever called you a "Walking Wikipedia"? (20) • Did you get the knowledge that resulted in this title from "reliable" non-Wikimedia sources? (-20, have more faith) • Have you called anyone a "Walking Wikipedia"? (1000000000000000000000) 2. Have you ever told someone about your countless edits? (5) • Did you get so caught up in what you were saying that you didn't notice the person you were talking to walked away? (-5 and a big cork in your mouth) 3. Do you have a Wikipedia T-shirt (or another Wikipedia product)? (975, because you have to give us money for it) • More than one? (70) • Did you like giving us money? (3000, and a barnstar) • Do you want to send us more money? (9000, A barnstar, and adminship status—if you don't have it yet, of course) 4. Has someone left you because of Wikipedia? (30, we feel sorry for you, dude) 5. Is something you have thought was important, such as a social life, career or studies, suffering because you spend so much time on Wikipedia? (50, and GO BACK to it) • ... have almost all of your friends and acquaintances complained you edit Wikipedia too much? (100, please listen to them) • ... did you have those friends complain just for the points? (-75000, ...no...) 6. Do you judge people you know in real life partly or fully on the basis of their Wikipedia contributions? (10) • Do you think quality of contributions to Wikipedia is an important criterion in choosing a partner for a close relationship? (45, and a crash course in dating) • Do you think the last two questions are unfair because you are too busy editing Wikipedia to have any friends in real life? (500) • ... or because they promoted discrimination? (500, plus a peace prize) 7. Do you argue that contributions to Wikipedia are productive or useful, unlike "wasting time" playing games or watching sports? (10) • Have you ever argued that contributing to Wikipedia should count as community service or volunteer time? (5) 8. Have you ever phoned another Wikipedian? (2) 9. Have you ever met another Wikipedian in real life? (20) • Is one of your friends a Wikipedian? (10) 10. Have you ever attended a Wikipedia meetup in real life? (75) 11. Do you live with another Wikipedian? (40) • ... are you married to this Wikipedian? (15, wow) • ... or are you not? (-50, :O I'm telling your spouse!) 12. Are you in a relationship (boyfriend/girlfriend) with another Wikipedian? (30) • Did you recruit them to Wikipedia by telling them how amazing it is? (50) • ... or by telling them how much fun it is to vandalize? (-5000, GT*O!!!) • ... is this Wikipedian an administrator? (80, you'd better watch out, you'd better not pout) • ... or are they a Wikipedia vandal/troll? (-100) • A banned user? (-500) • Do you think those last two questions were unfair, because it's not your fault that they are stupid, immature vandals? (601, and a consolation, plus a miracle teacher) • If yes to that question, have you tried changing them? (200, and a thanks for trying!) • did that fail? (5, at least you tried, and another miracle teacher) 13. Have you chosen to edit Wikipedia instead of being intimate with your partner? (25, and professional help) 14. Has your partner expressed concern that you are cheating on them with the wiki? (30, and stop doing that please) 15. Do you promote Wikipedia in person or by mentioning it on Usenet, IRC, forums or message boards, web pages, mail signatures, etc.? (10) 16. Did you take a language course just to edit Wikipedia in more languages, or to translate Wikipedia articles in other languages to English? (125) 17. Have you beaten someone up because they tried to prevent you from editing? (50, get a life!) • Was the person an administrator? (-50, that's not nice) • Was it because the person blocked you? (-100, why were you blocked to begin with?) • Was the person close to you? (5, control your anger!) • Was he/she a friend of yours? (10, you need a lesson on friendship.) • Was he/she your spouse? (-30, a big boo to you) • Was he/she your parent? (-90, ugh......) • Was it your psychiatrist? (-100, GO TO AN ASYLUM, YOU NEED HELP!!! Lose 1 eliteness) • Was it a cop? (-2000, and assault charges. Gain 1 eliteness) • Was it an FBI member? (-5000, you should be destroyed! Lose 3 eliteness) • Did you beat him up without the use of any weapons? (10000, I thought only Chuck Norris could do that!) • Was it the sovereign of your country (-9000, and a life sentence in jail) • Was it the military? (-10000, are you freaking insane?! Lose 5 eliteness for hating your country) • Was it the HULK?!?!?!?!?! (-20000, you're stupid) • Did you win? (30000, you have some serious passion, sir/miss) • YOU ARE A LIAR!!! (-99999, go find the Hulk, and apologize) • You did beat the Hulk???? (99999, holy$#^@)
• Did you do that for the points? (-5000, HA)
• Was it Zeus? (-50000, who in the world would take on a Greek god?)
• Did you win? (100000, holy crap, go find Zeus and apologize, and possibly some burnt offerings, plus 50 shades of men.)
• Was it Chuck Norris? (2000000, I thought it was impossible to beat him! Gain 25 eliteness, 5 RC and 1 URC)
• Did you use any weapons? (-100000000, unimpressive)
• Did you use a nuclear bomb? (-2000000000000, what the hell)
18. Do you have more friends on Wikipedia than in real life? (80)
• Non-Wikipedian friends? (400, [lol, internet])
19. Do you get angry when others call Wikipedia worthless and say it's for geeks? (20)
• ...or do you not even care anymore and embrace your geekness? (40, Nice pocket protector)
• Did you try to beat them up? (100, thanks for your loyalty!)
• But did you fail epically because you were a geek? (200, bad idea, bad idea)
• Did you blame Wikipedia for your injuries? (-500, it's not our fault that you have anger issues)
20. Do you get upset when people call Wikipedia "Just an Encyclopedia"? (5)
21. Have you encouraged people with recognized mental disorders or addictions to use WP, claiming it's "therapeutic"? (50, and, yes, it is)
• Have you offered to help such people with their WP article on themselves, claiming it's "therapeutic"? (100, and, hopefully, it is)
• Have you attempted to present a paper on the therapeutic effects of Wikipedia to a peer reviewed journal or conference? (200)
• Is your Ph.D. thesis on the therapeutic effects of Wikipedia, despite your having recognized problematic behaviors related to (your) editing of Wikipedia? (1000, and revocation of license to practice psychotherapy in your state/province)
22. Do you regularly use Wikipedia as a metaphor for life ("Hmm, I shouldn't have gone to a level three warning there")? (50)
• Are you angered by people who try to end their lives, as a metaphor for vandalism? (20)
23. Do you answer many questions with "Sorry, that's non-notable"? (50)
• Do you then make articles about the subjects of those questions (-1, they were non-notable...)
24. Does this image depress you? (10)
• When you saw this image, did you form hives? (-10, and a doctor)
• If so, were you too far into editing and didn't bother to do anything about them? (9, you lazybones)
• Did you not do anything just for the points? (-9, sucka! HAHA!!!)
25. Did you know there is a Wikipedia:Trading card game? (50)
• Are you/Did you help design the game? (1000)
• Do you plan on buying the game? (2000)
• Do you own the game? (-1000000 for lying—the game is still being developed!)
• REALLY? (10000000, and keep constructing!!!)
26. Do you think Wikipedia is better than Facebook? (100, hooray, a loyal Wikipediholic)
• Are you in one of the groups for Wikipedia in Facebook? (200)
• Do you think the above question is unfair because you're not on Facebook? (210)
• Are you not on Facebook because you spend so much time on Wikipedia? (300)
27. Do you think Wikipedia is better than life? (1500, get a clue)
28. Do you find it difficult to enjoy a holiday because you would rather be editing Wikipedia? (15)
29. Do you take a laptop or palmtop with you when you go on holiday so that you can continue editing Wikipedia when you are on holiday? (50 points, but do try to relax at least a little)
30. Have you ever lost a job because you were so obsessed with Wikipedia, that you were spending more time on Wikipedia than concentrating on your job? (500 points, and good luck in finding a new job)
31. Did you ever tweet about Wikipedia to your friends? (100, plus 50 for each new recruit)
• ...Telling how bad this website is? (-9999, that was pointless)
• ...Because of all the vandals? (-100, you still shouldn't tweet that Wikipedia is bad)
1. Have you ever written any posts on it? (-50000000)
• To recruit new wikipedians? (10000000000, we're sorry, your points are here, and 500 for every wikipedian recruited)
• To recruit new vandals? (-200000000000, -1000 for every vandal recruited and Just Get the hell Out!!)
###### Candy Crush
1. Have you played it? (-100000000000. Lose 20 Eliteness.)
###### Candy Crush SODA saga
1. Played IT? (-100. Lose 50 Eliteness)
2. Got addicted? (-200. Lose 100 Eliteness)
3. Died because you spent 99999999 years playing it without a break? (-9999999999999999; oh wait i cant do that cos ur dead)

#### Computing habits

1. Do you have a Wikipedia keyword or search plugin for your browser? (2)
2. Have you ever spent more than 10 minutes making one edit? (10)
• ... more than 20 minutes? (20)
• ... more than 40 minutes? (40)
• ... more than an hour? (60)
• ... more than 2 hours? (120)
• ... more than 3 hours? (180)
• ... more than 6 hours? (360)
• ... more than 9 hours? (540, learn to make up your mind.)
• ... more than 12 hours? (720)
• ... more than 16 hours? (960)
• ... more than 18 hours? (1080)
• ... more than 24 hours? (1440, really...it takes that long to make 1 single edit?)
• ... 72 hours?!?! (-5000, creating whole, fifty-thousand word pages doesn't count!)
• ... Really?!??!? (9320, that is one very long edit.)
• ... 168 hours????????!!!!!!!!!! (-7891, it doesn't take a whole WEEK to make an edit!!!)
• ... REALLY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? (17971, you need a VERY LONG wikibreak)
• ... 720 hours?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (-50000, it does not take a whole MONTH to make an edit!!!!!!!!)
• ... REALLY?!!!!!!!!!!!1?????? (93200, I am shocked.)
• ... 8,760 hours? (-100000, A year?! You have to be kidding me!)
• ... OVER nine thousand> (-infinity)
• ... 876000 hours? (-10000000, A century?! You have to be kidding me!)
• ... did you get logged off? (30)
• ... did you lose connection? (500)
• ... REALLY?!?!!?!?!?!?!?1?1?1?!?! (525600, my goodness!)
• ... did you accidentally shut down the computer before saving the edit? (25, would have been more if it didn't shut down)
• ... Over 9,999,999,999,999,999,999 hours?!? (-9192, Are you joking?)
• ... REALLLY???????????? (599999999999999999940, 60 for every extra hours, To--- I can't say anything! So shocked!)
• ... You think that's unfair because you come from a different planet which has over 99999999... hours for a day? (9929, okay)
• ... Plus more than 95838294892384923834849384938495838959384948859938587375 hours of the extra day hours? (1 for every hour of a day)
• ∞ hours? (-90001 and -3 eliteness, honestly, how is that even physically possible?!)
• REALLY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!‽ (1337 + ∞ points, and 28 eliteness)
3. Do you subscribe to a Wikipedia mailing list? (15 for each one)
• Do you actually read the posts to that mailing list? (2)
• Did you just do that for the points? (-90, nice try)
4. Have you donated money to Wikimedia Foundation? (40)
• Have you wanted to, but been too young or poor to do so? (20, it's the thought that counts anyway)
5. Have you ever thought about editing a non-Wikipedia webpage? (4)
• Have you ever looked for the edit button? (50)
• Did you actually find it? (10, wow...)
• Was it labelled change instead? (-10)
• Because you switched back to Wikipedia without noticing? (20)
• Or because it was another wiki? (-1)
• ... one of our sister projects? (8, sorry)
• ... a blog? (-1)
• ... or do you argue that you haven't edited your blog in over a year because you're so busy editing Wikipedia? (15)
6. Do you instinctively search for the "history" of a webpage to see recent changes? (10)
7. Do you save offline copies of long pages (i.e., WP:AN, WP:RFAR, WP:MAGIC) or the mailing list so you can read them later when you are offline? (5)
9. Have you ever looked for the edit button upon seeing red letters on a VCR/DVD player's display? (15)
10. Have you ever read an online news article or headline, spotted a mistake, and looked for the edit tag so you could fix the mistake on MoS grounds? (10)
• After realizing that such articles are not in the Wikipedia namespace, do you consider logging in or creating an account so that you can fix the error? (5)
11. Do you have the Wikipedia widget on your Dashboard, or on a Google desktop? (20)
12. Do you use Wikimedia-related IRC channels? (8, for each you frequent)
13. Have you ever signed a real e-mail, forum post, or any other message not associated with Wikipedia with ~~~~? (10)
• more than 50 times? (50)
• ... always? (180)
• And the recipient wasn't irritated? (15)
• ... because they're Wikipedians also? (10)
• Have you actually written a Greasemonkey script that transliterates those four successive tildes to assure to have a proper signature at least when mailing from your web based mail-service? (25)
• Or do you sign your posts by hand, integrating your Wikipedia signature into the message? (10)
• Were you angry that the forum or email did not support wiki syntax? (25)
• Or even compiled your own version of Firefox to do so? (36, you should send it to Mozilla)
14. Have you ever added a link in an email and been annoyed that you didn't see the external link icon? (50, that's the spirit!)
• Did you ever try to download a picture of it and place it in the email? (100, Really?)
• Did you do it just for the points? (-199, why bother?!)
15. Are you opposed to Britannica and all other encyclopedias because Wikipedia is better? (8)
• Are you in support of Britannica? (-999, TRAITOR!)
• ... but you think Wikipedia is better? (999, I give the points back at you, sorry)
16. Has your touch-typing improved due to Wikipedia? (5)
17. Has your typing rate at least doubled because of Wikipedia? (10)
18. Have you created a custom keyboard layout to make editing easier (such as to quickly type an em dash)? (20)
19. Have you ever edited one of our sister projects? (5, for each project)
• Are you currently blocked on the project you vandalize? (-500)
• Is that block indefinite? (-1000)
• Permanent? (-10000, why are you here? Anyway, indefinite and permanent are the same thing. Lose 1 eliteness if you argued the semantics.)
• Are you an active contributor to that project? (10, for each project)
• Are you an administrator on that project? (50, for each project)
• Are you a bureaucrat on that project? (200, for each one)
• Do you have accounts on at least 10 different wikis? (50)
• Have you added Leet spelling to articles, even if you are confused by it? (-1337, most of the world's population can't understand it)
• Have you edited the Leet article? (1337, way to go!)
• Have you edited the Leet Article in leet? (+1 eliteness)
• Do you spend an inordinate amount of time trawling articles to ensure American/British/Canadian spellings are only used in appropriate articles? (5)
20. Have you used Wikipedia so much that you've developed frequent headaches? (10)
• poor posture? (15)
• A hunchback? (30)
• ... are these headaches severe? (50)
• ... do you have one right now? (30)
21. Do you get excited when you get to add a new service award to your userpage? (10)
22. Do you hate computer lag while editing? (100)
• Is your computer lagging right now (200, and clean your hard drive)
23. Have you broken a keyboard from editing Wikipedia? (100, and a new keyboard)
24. Is 24 hours the most time you ever spent on Wikipedia? (500, you must drink a lot of Red Bull)
• 12 hours? (100)
• 6 hours (20)
• 3 hours (10)
• 1 hour (-1, you should spend more time on Wikipedia!)
• 30 minutes (-5, seriously, spend more time on Wikipedia)
• 2 minutes (-50, What are you doing? vandalizing?)
• 0 minutes (-100, liar! You're taking this test on Wikipedia)
• -30 minutes (-700, How is spending negative time even possible?!)
• i minutes (-2-3i), how does this even make sense?)
• I'm from a universe with a completely different time structure, so it is possible (164+89i, please write an article on your universe!)
25. Are you so obsessed with Wikipedia that you've created Wikipedia fan art? (123, show me them!)
• Did you upload them to Wikipedia? (15, yay!)
• Did you replace all of the images on the main page with your fan art? (-26, no vandals allowed)
• Did you replace all of the images in Wikipedia with your fan art? (-143, LIAR!)
• Did you make an article about your fan art? (-500, not notable)
• Did you name your fan art "Wikipedia" and replace the actual page with an article about your fan art? (-569, STOP IT.)
• Did you just make some fan art and replace "Wikipedia" with an article about your fan art just so you could lose points? (-3422, stop taking this test!!!)
• Did you think the last few questions were unfair because your fan art is more notable than Wikipedia itself? (-7733, LIAR, YOUR FAN ART IS FOR WIKIPEDIA!!! Gain 10 eliteness if this actually happened.)
• Have you written Wikipedia fan fiction? (600, nice!)
• Did you write an article about it? (-500, it's not notable)
• ...or IS it notable? (700, sorry)

#### Jokes

1. Have you ever told a joke on Wikipedia or any wiki? (-10000)
• ...did you tell it on your userpage? (10005, that's the right place for jokes)
2. Have you edited with jokes on a Portilex 360? (100000)
• Did you buy one just for the points? (-999999999999999, get out of here.)
3. Have you peed? (200)
• Have you pood? (666, how dare you?)
##### Wikipedia Mugs
1. Do you have a mug with Wikipedia logo on it? (3000, you must drink 1 pint of Wikipedihol.)
• Did you drink Wikipedihol? (-infinity)

#### Junk

1. Have you ever farted? (89375)
2. Do you have a keyboard with special keys? (22)
3. Did you ever fly on the BAC Concorde? (100 and +1 Eliteness)
4. Did you ever fly on the Tu-144? (1000 and +10 Eliteness)
5. Did you ever fly on the Boeing 2707? (-1 Liar the prototype was not even built before Boeing cancelled plans to make it.).
• Seriously? (reset your current Elliteness to 0 for lying).
• REALLY?! (-20 Elitnesss, SUPER DUPER MEGA GIGA LIAR!)
6. Have you ever did a 360 noscope? (360, and +3 eliteness)
• Was it also a headshot? (Double the points and eliteness from the previous question)
• A 720 yesscope? (-720, go home)
• A 1440 maybescope? (-1440, idiot)
• A 2880 yesnoscope?! (-2880, SUPER IDIOT!)
• A 5760 yesbutmaybescope?! (-5760, SUPER DUPER IDIOT!)
• A 11520 nobutmaybescope??? (-11520, SUPER DUPER MEGA GIGA IDIOT!)
• A 23040 yesbutnobutmaybescope??? (-23040, get a life)
• ...IN REAL LIFE??? (Lose 100000000000000000 points. Don't you realise that you just killed a real person with your idiotic trickshot? You aren't cool at all, so lose all your eliteness as well.)
• ...and sniped ur mom doing it? (-1000, impressive.)
• ...do you think the above question chain is unfair because none of the above questions make sense? (+However many points you lost on the above questions, but lose 5 Eliteness because you're so uncool you didn't know what a noscope is)

#### Yo' momma jokes

1. Is yo' momma fat? (534)
• ...is she so fat, that a train she is on won't budge due to her weight? (1800,100eliteness,1000RC)
• ...is she so fat, that she puts on her belt with a boomerang? (348923)
• ...or is she so fat, the last time she saw 90210, was one the scale? (902100000)
2. Is she stupid? (99999)
3. Is yo' momma so... (666)
• Yo mama so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund (200)
• Yo mama so fat when she dies in Call of Duty the player gets a five-person kill streak (5000)
• Yo mama so ugly she makes One Direction go the other direction (31337 eliteness)
• Yo mama so hairy when she gave birth to you, you got carpet burn (-1000)
• Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something that fish smoke (1 RC)
• Yo mama so short she hang glides on a Dorito (1 RC)
• Yo mama so fat when Dracula sucked her blood he got diabetes (-50 eliteness)
• Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder said "I can't fix that" (-33549 eliteness)
• Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live (800 Microsoft points)
• Yo mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas (5 RC)
• Yo mama so ugly when she looked out of her window she got arrested for mooning (6666 eliteness)
• Yo mama so stupid she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent (50 cents)
• ...so poor she doesn't even have two quarters (100)
• Yo mama so old when she farts dust comes out (-10)
• Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack (-10 RC)
• Yo mama so stupid she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper (4 eliteness)
• Yo mama so ugly her pillow cries at night (-20 RC)
• Yo mama so fat she had to be baptized at SeaWorld (4920948094875892758923758245823758230)
• Yo mama so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer (-i)
• Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot took her picture (i)
• Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application (-i eliteness)
• Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew (i eliteness)
• Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry (-i RC)
• Yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stairway to Heaven (i RC)
• Yo mama so short you can see her legs on her driver's license (-1 -1 (1 point))
• Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk (50 RC)
• Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone (10 RC)
• Yo mama so fat half of her is in a parallel universe (-10000 eliteness)
• Yo mama so hairy she shaves with a weed whacker (4000 and free healthcare)
• Yo mama so old when I told her to act her age she died (-500000000)
• Yo mama so short she broke her leg getting off the toilet (1 cake layer)
• Yo mama so fat her splash attack does damage (1 Pokedollar)
• Yo mama so ugly when the Kool-Aid man busted through her wall he said "Oh no!" (-50000000 eliteness)
• Yo mama so fat when she climbed into a monster truck it became a lowrider (1 pimp cred)
• Yo mama so stupid she yelled into an envelope because she wanted to send a voicemail (1 voicemail)
• Yo mama so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye (kek eliteness)
• Yo mama so old she sat next to Moses in third grade (63)
• Yo mama so fat she doesn't need internet, she's already world wide (1 RC)
• Yo mama so stupid she studied for a drug test by taking all the drugs (420 eliteness)
• Yo mama so hairy she stars in Donkey Kong games (25m)
• Yo mama so fat when she made a PS3 account the entire network crashed (-15 RC)
• Yo mama so ugly her reflection said "I quit" (-100 squid points)
• Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck (20 eliteness)
• Yo mama so stupid when she heard it was "chilly" outside she ran and got a bowl (-5 squid points)
• Yo mama so fat she puts on her belt with a boomerang (-10 boomerangs)
• Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares (25 RC)
• Yo mama so poor ducks throw bread at her (1 RC)
• Yo mama so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's (-W eliteness)
• Yo mama so ugly not even Goldfish crackers smile back (-2 RC)
• Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing (2 eliteness)
• Yo mama so poor she hangs toilet paper out to dry (no comment)
• Yo mama so ugly when she played the Scary Maze game, the picture said "I quit!" (50000 eliteness and 5 RC)
• Yo mama so fat Stephen Hawking based his black hole theory on her asshole (black hole points)
• Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the Trojan Man (-50 RC)
• Yo mama so short when she smokes weed she can't even get high (-420 eliteness)
• Yo mama so fat when she sat on the iPod she made the iPad (kek points)
• Yo mama so poor she went to KFC to lick people's fingers (-kek points)
• Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit (kek eliteness)
• Yo mama so ugly the Forever Alone guy denied her friend request (-kek eliteness)
• Yo mama so hairy she has afros on her nipples (afro dongs)
• Yo mama so fat she's a map on Call of Duty (-4 RC)
• Yo mama so fat when I pictured her in my head, she broke my neck ($eliteness) • Yo mama so fat even Kirby can't eat her (-0 RC) • Yo mama so ugly at the strip club people pay her to keep her clothes on (-100 eliteness and -1 RC) • Yo mama so fat her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does (p eliteness) • Yo mama so stupid when she got locked in a grocery store, she starved to death (q eliteness) • Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic the Hedgehog runs fast (1 chaos emerald) • Yo mama so poor she chases after the garbage truck with a shopping list (Wreck-It Ralph) (-72574 eliteness) • Yo mama so stupid she threw water at the computer to put out a flame war (o eliteness) • Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her (3 RC) • Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is Wookie (Chewbacca) (2 RC) • Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, you missed the entire show (Breaking Bad) (Chrome Eliteness) • Yo mama so short she committed suicide by jumping off the bed (-1 ten) • 1. FAT - Miley Cyrus / Wrecking Ball (-33549) • 2. STUPID - RoboCop (33549) • 3. UGLY - Transformers / Optimus Prime (59) • 4. STUPID - Calories / S'mores (222222) • 5. UGLY - Ninja Turtles (10) • 6. FAT - Five Nights at Freddy's (10) • 7. POOR - Sesame Street / Oscar the Grouch (10) • 8. HAIRY - Nude Beach (100) • 9. FAT - Google (1000) • 10. OLD - Black & White / My Little Pony (0010) • 11. UGLY - God (104) • 12. SHORT - Ray William Johnson (130) • 13. FAT - Bungee Jumping / Bridges (105) • 14. STUPID - Orange Juice (140) • 15. OLD - Burger King (160) • 16. FAT - Bed (130) • 17. FAT - Polo Shirt (160) • 18. HAIRY - Pets (130) • 19. UGLY - Five Nights at Freddy's (610) • 20. STUPID - Instagram (160) • 21. FAT - South Park (106) • 22. SHORT - Limbo (160) • 23. FAT - Cereal Bowl (69) • 24. STUPID - Taco Bell (200) • 25. STUPID - The Simpsons (@#$#@*()
• 26. UGLY - Selfie (-30 tens)
• 27. OLD - Jesus (569)
• 28. POOR - Thug Life (9)
• 29. OLD - Last Supper (anything)
• 30. STUPID - Five Nights at Freddy's (FNAF points)
• 31. UGLY - Minecraft Creepers (W)
• 32. FAT - Dragon Ball Z / Shenron (Ugly idiots)
• 33. STUPID - Old Spice (X eliteness)
• 34. OLD - Lord of the Rings / Gandalf (NC-17 doubles)
• 35. Poor - Straight Outta Compton / Nigerian Scammers (XXX x's)
• 36. STUPID - Family Guy / UFC (KFC doubles)
• 37. FAT - Nutella / Dracula (699)
• 38. SHORT - Five Night's at Freddy's (666)
• 39. FAT - Selfie (2)
• 40. UGLY - Grand Theft Auto (500)
• 41. FAT - 90210 (90210)
• 42. UGLY - The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy (4 doubles, I would bid 168, plunge.)
• 43. HAIRY - Planet of the Apes (590)
• 44. UGLY - The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask (2.6)
• 45. FAT - Star Wars / Darth Vader (half an apple)
• 46. SHORT - Legos (44)
• 47. OLD - Skrillex (4444)
• 48. STUPID - McDonald's (billions and billions)
• 49. FAT - Farts (-billions and billions)
• 50. FAT - Love (<3 points)
• 51. POOR - Five Nights at Freddy's (p)
• 52. SHORT - Hot Wheels (q)
• 53. UGLY - Michael Jackson / Thriller (r)
• 54. FAT - Yogi Bear (s)
• 55. STUPID - Rebecca Black / Friday (t)
• 56. UGLY - Where's Waldo (u)
• 57. POOR - Lady and the Tramp / Spaghetti (v)
• 58. UGLY - Jeff the Killer (w)
• 59. SHORT - Toy Train (x)
• 60. FAT - Watch / Time Zone (y)
• 61. FAT - Waterbed (z)
• 62. OLD - Ancient Aliens (a)
• 63. HAIRY - Five Nights at Freddy's (b)
• 64. FAT - Roadblock (c)
• 65. STUPID - Puzzle (d)
• 66. FAT - Taxi (e)
• 67. UGLY - Santa Claus / Christmas (f)
• 68. STUPID - Starbucks (g)
• 69. FAT - Birthday (h)
• 70. FAT - Diet / African Kids (i)
• 71. OLD - Star Wars / Yoda (j)
• 72. SHORT - Tostitos / Boats & Hoes (k)
• 73. UGLY - Illuminati (l)
• 74. FAT - Harry Potter / Sorting Hat (m)
• 75. STUPID - Dunkin' Donuts (n)
• 76. OLD - Birthday (o)
• 77. FAT - Occupy Wall Street (PP)
• 78. UGLY - Halloween / Guardians of the Galaxy (QQ)
• 79. UGLY - Toilet (5 toilets)
• 80. FAT - Candy Land (2222)
• 81. OLD - Birth Certificate (AAA)
• 82. OLD - Five Nights at Freddy's (dead points)
• 83. STUPID - Tron Legacy (6666)
• 84. UGLY - MySpace (666)
• 85. FAT - Elephants (66)
• 86. FAT - Exercise (6)
• 87. STUPID - Email (0)
• 88. SHORT - Cookies / Keebler Elves (-6)
• 89. UGLY - TV (227)
• 90. FAT - The Hunger Games (77)
• 91. UGLY - Portraits (2012)
• 92. FAT - Family (5000)
• 93. STUPID - Austin Powers / Halloween (1031)
• 94. FAT - Family Tree (3)
• 95. SHORT - Ice Skate (2)
• 96. FAT - Scale (90210)
• 97. UGLY - Happy Meal (222)
• 98. FAT - School Pictures (5 cakes)
• 99. POOR - Popsicle (20 cameras)
• 100. STUPID - Christmas (1 tree)

#### Wikipedihol (drug)

Did you take 25wg Wikipedihol? (25)

• 50wg? (50)
• 75wg? (100)
• 100wg? (100)
• 125wg? (125)
• 150wg? (125)
• 175wg? (125)
• 200wg? (125)
• 225wg? (125)
• 250wg? (125)
• 275wg? (125)
• 300wg? (125)
• 325wg? (125)
• 350wg? (125)
• 375wg? (125)
• 400wg? (125)
• 425wg? (125)
• 450wg? (125)
• 475wg? (125)
• 500wg? (1250000000)
• Really? (500000000)
##### Alcohol

Did you take a pint of it? (50)

• a quart? (50)
• 2 quarts? (50)
• a gallon? (100)
• 2 gallons? (500)
• 25 gallons? (-5000, SUPER DUPER MEGA GIGA LIAR!)
• really? (500000000)

#### The rest of the world

1. Have you ever edited a Wikipedia in a language that is not one of the official languages of your native country? (10)
• ... in two or more? (20)
• ... in five or more? (50)
• ... in ten or more? (100)
• ... in fifty or more? (500)
• ... in 100 or more? (1000, OMG)
• ... in 250 or more? (2500, you must be an omniglot)
• ... in 9000 or more? (-90000, too many; Wikipedia has not - as yet - appeared in that many languages (see List of Wikipedias).
• ... in 12345 or more? (-123450, also too many)
• Have you taken this test in a language that is not used in the country you live in? (100)
• Do you know all the languages this test is in? (500)
• Are you currently translating this test into some other language? (1000)
• Have you ever engaged in a foreign language course so that you can read the Wikipedia in that language? (50)
• Have you campaigned to get new Wikipedias in languages that do not yet appear in List of Wikipedias? (20)
2. Have you written or read for Wikipedia to improve your foreign language skills? (50)
3. Did you stop using your expensive CD-ROM encyclopedia and use Wikipedia for everything instead? (12)
• Or you have never used a CD-ROM encyclopedia in the first place (-20, cheater)
4. Have you ever submitted an assignment for work or school that cited Wikipedia? (6)
• Despite being told not to use Wikipedia or not to use encyclopedias? (12)
• Did it cite an article that you had edited? (4)
• Did you make the edit after getting the assignment? (10)
• ... created? (25)
• ... more than 10 articles? (40)
• ... more than 100 articles? (400)
• ... more than 1000 articles? (4000)
• ... more than 9000? (-6363)
• ... more than 10000 articles? (40000)
• ... more than 100000 articles? (400000)
• ... more than 1000000 articles? (4000000)
• ... more than 6,232,843 articles? (-24931372, that's impossible)
• ... more than 40,754,560 articles? (-infinity)
• And did the teacher give you a bad grade, because he/she is biased against Wikipedia? (10)
• Do you think this is unfair? (15)
• Did you lobby the school administrators to change this? (20)
• Did it successfully change? (100, and a pat on the back from several other students)
• or do you use your school computer time to play games instead of research? (-30, get back to work)
• ... even if most games are blocked? (-100)
• ... do you hack the school's censorship network to bypass the block and play games? (-200, and a detention)
• or is Wikipedia blocked? (10, we feel your pain, buddy.... :-( )
• Have you written to the IT department at your school asking them to unblock Wikipedia? (50)
• Did they do it? (100)
• or if they replied that it's blocked because of vandalism, did you inform them that they could ask any Wikipedia administrator to softblock the school's IP address to prevent vandalism rather than blocking the site entirely? (50)
• Do you hack into the censorship system to use Wikipedia? (100, just be aware of the abuse staff that could be watching)
• Do you hang a huge banner with a Wikipedia logo on the wall of your classroom to protest this? (200)
• Did you request a class change over it? (500)
• Or did he/she give you a good grade due to the quality of your content? (50)
5. Are you a teacher who tells your students not to cite Wikipedia? (-1, have more faith)
• And you mark your students down when they do it? (-15)
• Even if you publicly admit to editing Wikipedia yourself? (10)
• Do you tell them to use instead the sources cited in the Wikipedia articles as citeable sources? (2)
6. Do you often encounter Wikipedia-related items cited somewhere? (10)
7. Has a teacher ever used something in their lesson that you know was definitely taken on Wikipedia (like being on the wrong language, say, using British English instead of American English)? (5)
• ...does this teacher not use English works but still you know this was definitely taken from a sister Wikipedia (like Brazilian Portuguese and Portuguese of Portugal for instance)? (10)
• ... and did this inspire you to create something that they could potentially use in their lesson? (15)
• ... and they used it? (50)
• ...and this is the same teacher who publicly denounced Wikipedia during class? (5, for having a teacher with a double-standard)
8. Have you ever used any of your non-Wikipedia work as a source in Wikipedia? (0, for vanity)
• Was it a legitimate reliable source? (50)
• Did that work cite the article in question? (-50, for circular reference)
• Did you invent a time machine to make the circular reference legit? (1000, plus a patent)
• Did you inadvertently create a time paradox in the process? (-1000000000000, what if Wikipedia suddenly ceases to exist?)
9. Have you ever seen some of your work from Wikipedia published in a newspaper or other form of press? (50, points for each occurrence)
• Do you become extremely excited when Wikipedia is mentioned on TV? (30)
11. Have you ever bought a CD, movie, video game, or other image or multimedia recording so you can write the article, scan the cover and upload it to Wikipedia? (10)
12. When you applied for community service, did you volunteer to "revert vandalism"? (15)
• Have you ever thought about applying for community service to volunteer to "revert vandalism"? (20)
13. Have you tried to revert your actions, after you realized they were wrong, but found out they couldn't be reverted? (12)
14. Have you listed your work on Wikipedia on your curriculum vitae or résumé? (10)
• Or will you do it when you apply for a job or university in the future? (8)
• Did/will you put an edit summary on your résumé? (50)
• Did/will you sign your résumé with ~~~~ at the end? (20)
• Got turned down because of it? (30)
• Got the job because of it? (50, I want your job)
• Because the job interviewer was a Wikipedian himself or herself? (50)
15. Do you believe that nearly all of your success in your workplace or school comes from information gained on Wikipedia? (8)
16. When you see vandalism in real life, do you think "These must be the type of people that vandalize Wikipedia"? (2)
• Or do you think "They must be the type of people who vandalize Wikipedia"? (25)
17. Have you ever edited this test just to correct the grammar or put in a question with correct grammar? (35)
18. Have you ever recommended Wikipedia to any of your real family or friends? (4)
• Did they join Wikipedia and contribute? (8, for each person)
• Or do they vandalize abusively? (-20)
• Did you revert their actions? (20)
• Did they create an abusive system of sockpuppets? (-50)
• Did you delete their vandal articles and/or block them? (75)
19. Do you rarely see the real world because of Wikipedia? (250)
• Do you argue that Wikipedia is your "real world"? (5000, and a life)
20. [[Do]] [[You]] [[Ever]] [[Write]] [[Like]] [[This]][[?]] (100, and a red link)
21. Have you ever tried to do [http://This?] in real life? (404, and an HTTP 404 Error)
22. Have you ever said "penis?" (35227528566)
• Have you ever said "excrement"? (1000000000000000000, you're a real badass!)
23. Have you ever put <nowiki></nowiki> around your text that looks like [[This?]] (1000, and a Code eraser)
24. Have you ever put coding in your writing? (500)
• More than 11 times? (7000, That's ridiculous. It's not even funny.)
25. Have you ever seen a Wikia? (10000000000000000000)
26. $do.you(EverType)like: This? (2, and a code eraser.) #### Animals 1. Do you have a pet? (1) 2. Is your pet is also wikipedian? (-948, LIAR) • Really??? (1152, sorry) 3. Is your pet a hybrid animal? (2) • ...intergeneric hybrid? (5) • ...interfamilial hybrid? (25) • ...interordral hybrid? (125) • ...interclassial hybrid? (-662255, liar) • Really? (1234560, sorry) • ...interphylal hybrid? (-33312255555, how that is even possible?) • Really? (66625500000, wow! Add 15625 Eliteness.) • ...interregnal hybrid? (-77777778888888812255555, THIS IS BIOLOGICALLY iMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) • ...interdomenal hybrid? (-1525125625312515625781253906251953125976562548828125244140625 and -123456790120987654321 Eliteness.) • ...or you don't understand what any of that means? (1525125625312515625781253906251953126054340327717047369313990, for honesty) • ...Do you just look up for the points? (-295367431640625, CHEATER!!!!!) • ...in Wikipedia? (953674316406253656158440062976, very good for you!!!) 4. Is this a liger? (4, good job, but where you took lion and tigress? They are threatened species.) • Liliger? (8, cool! Add 1 Elitness.) • Lililiger? (-12, liar) • Really??? (16, sorry and wow!) • Lilililiger? (32, cool!!!) • Lililililiger? (64, double cool!) • 6-liger? (128, oh my God) • 7-liger? (-192, LIAR, your "cat" weighs 800 kg, how it hunts???) • Or do you feed yor "cat" with special petfood for 7-ligers? (256, sorry. But where you got that petfood???? Add 5 Eliteness.) • 10-liger? (256) • 100-liger? (512) • 200-liger? (-11002244, your pet is heavier than 16 tonnes!!!) • 300-liger? (-100000000) • REALLY? (-100000000000) • 400-liger? (-10000000000) • REALLY? (-10000000000000) • 500-liger? (-1000000000000) • REALLY? (-1000000000000000) • 600-liger? (-100000000000000) • REALLY? (-1000000000000000000) • 700-liger? (-10000000000000000) • REALLY? (-1000000000000000000) • 800-liger? (-10000000000000000) • REALLY? (-10000000000000) • 900-liger? (-100000000) • REALLY? (-10000000000) • 1000-liger? (-1000000000) • REALLY? (-1000000000000000) • 2000-liger? (-200444488888888, this is heavier than blue whale!!! Your pet can't move!) • REALLY? (222222220000448, sorry.) • 104-liger (-409999996. Mother Nature can't give you so many lions. WILDLIFE CONSERVATORS HATE YOU!!!!!) • Really?????? (4440009996, sorry again) • 1010-liger? (-88119922, LIAR!) • 1020-liger? (-1166338844, SUPER LIAR! • 1030-liger? (-3322776688, SUPER DUPER LIAR!) • 1040-liger? (-6655553366, SUPER DUPER MEGA LIAR!) • 1050-liger? (-113311007722, SUPER DUPER MEGA GIGA LIAR!) • 1060-liger? (-226622114444, SUPER DUPER MEGA GIGA TERA LIAR!) • 1070-liger? (-552244228888, SUPER DUPER MEGA GIGA TERA PETA LIAR!) • 1080-liger? (-11004488557766, SUPER DUPER MEGA GIGA TERA PETA EXA LIAR!) • 1090-liger? (-22009977115522, SUPER DUPER MEGA GIGA TERA PETA EXA ZETTA LIAR!) • 1099-liger? (-44119944330044, SUPER DUPER MEGA GIGA TERA PETA EXA ZETTA YOTTA LIAR!) • Googol-liger? (-10000000000000000000000 and -8388608 Eliteness because your pet weighs more than observable universe.) • RRRREEEEAAAALLLLLLLLYYYY???? (+88888888333888888888888888866666660888888888, your points are given back to you.) • Do yo just call your pet "Googol-liger"? (-1677777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777216, for cheating at the above question) • Googolplex-liger? (-3333555544443332, please check your mind) • Graham's number-liger? (-671088888888888888888864, please check your soul) • ${\displaystyle \infty }$ -liger? (-13421777777777777777728, WHAT???) • REALLY? (226666668888888833355555444455555666666, your points are here, but...) 5. Do you realize that the above questions about "lilililili...lililililigers make no sense at all??? (536870912 + However many points you lost) • And you are still reading them? (-11007733774411882244) • REALLY? (99999999999999999999999999999) • ...or do you think that all those questions are unfair because you just call your pet that? (-100000000000000000000000000000000000) • Or are you still reading them? (9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999, your points are here.) ### Wikipedia knowledge and opinion 1. Do you love Wikipedia? (10, of course you do!) 2. How would you rate Wikipedia? • 1,000,000,000,000,000?!?!? (infinity^infinity^infinity) • "It's Over 9000!" (infinity^infinity) • TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (infinity) • It goes Up to Eleven! (1000, Awesomesauce!) • 10 stars out of 10? (200, you are SO awesome!) • 9.999.....? (150, is that 10?) • 9? (25) • 8? (5) • 7? (1) • 6? (0) • 5? (-1) • 4? (-50) • π? (-314, that's a mathematical constant) • 3? (-400) • e? (-1359, that's a mathematical constant) • 2? (-1400) • √2? (-1414, that's the square root of 2) • 1? (-3141, GT*O!) • 0.9 repeating? (-infinity) • 0? (-10000) • -1? (-100000, get the heck outta here!) • -1,000,000,000,000,000?!?!? (-10000000000000) • i? (-1000000, and -1 Eliteness for giving an imaginary rating) • j? (-10000000, but 5 Eliteness for giving a rating that exceeds imagination) • k? (1200000, and 55 Eliteness) 3. Do you know who Jimbo Wales is? (15) • Do you not care who Jimbo Wales is? (-500, and you call yourself a Wikipediholic) • Do you know someone in real life who also knows who Jimbo Wales is? (20) • Because you told them? (-20, cheater) • If you don't know who he is, did you just look for his article? (5) • ... do you argue that his name is really Jimmy Donal "Jimbo" Wales? (10) • Has he ever talked to you on your user talk page? (60) • Or are you a Jimbo Wales, just not the Jimbo Wales? (25) • ... because you changed your legal name to that of your idol? (-100, stalker) • ... since you want to be like him someday? (110, Good luck) • ... or are you THE Jimbo Wales? (1000000, and you founded Wikipedia!) • ... really? (50000, we love you man!) • Or are you a Jummy Jumbo Whale because you never get any exercise because you are always on Wikipedia? (100, an extreme diet and a Wikibreak for some exercise) • Have you met Jimbo Wales in real life? (1000, say hello to him for me!) 4. ...Are you on the top 100 of the edit count list? (500) 5. ...Are you on the top 10 of that list? (1000) 6. ...Are you on the top 5 of that list? (1500) 7. Do you know what WoW stands for? (30) • Did you click on the link just so you could say yes? (-25) • Did you click on the link anyway, even though you knew? (10) • Are you genuinely afraid of what this stands for? (70) • Do you argue that this question isn't fair because WoW also refers to World of Warcraft? (10) • Do you think World of Warcraft is better than Wikipedia? (-10, traitor!) 8. Do you know where the Wikimedia Foundation is based? (10) • Do you live near it? (200) • Do you know where its servers are? (10) • Did you move there to get the points? (1000 and a moving van) 9. Do you know when Wikipedia was founded? (2) • ...or did you have to look it up after reading the previous question? (-1000) • ... with Google? (-10000, TRAITOR!) • ...or because you knew Wikipedia would be the first hit? (11000) 10. Do you know who founded Wikipedia? (hint: see one of the previous questions of this section) (20) 11. Have you ever thought about the social impact of Wikipedia? (10) • Have you ever been asked about it in an interview (e.g. for a newspaper)? (25) 12. Do you think Wikipedia will be better than every other encyclopedia soon? (8) • ... or you think it is already better than every other encyclopedia? (18) • ... because you can change the spelling of the last word in the last question to "encyclopædia"? (-2) 13. Do you consider Wikipedia to be the closest thing to a precursor for "the computer" in Star Trek? (5) 14. Do you ever use Wikipedia to resolve a dispute outside of Wikipedia? (40) • Did you lose because your information was incorrect or not from a verifiable source? (-40) • Did you go back and correct the article? (50) • ... do you realize this question makes no sense? (1) 15. Have you ever cheered out loud when you look at the updates on the Wikipedia Awareness Statistics? (5) • Did you get depressed when you found it was out of date? (500) 16. Have you ever written a book about Wikipedia? (300) • Was it notable enough to get a Wikipedia article? (100) • Did you write the article? (30, but check WP:COI) • ... then have someone correct a slip you made in the article? (5) • Did you write a book about that article? (500, but look for more productive subject matter) • Did that book end up with an article? (200) • Was it deleted immediately for non-notability? (-200) • Did you call the book Main Page? (-200, for making disambiguation a mess) • Are you really mad about the fact that you wrote an entire book about Wikipedia yet got only 300 points? (4700, here, have the rest of them) 17. Do you know how many users Wikipedia has? (10) • ... or do you protest to the above question because the number of users changes every minute? (5) • ... but then you realize you don't need to know the exact number of users (estimation) to answer yes to the above question? (5) 18. Do you think you deserve to be labeled a Wikipediholic just for taking the hour needed to take this test? (10) • Did you click on any wikilinks while taking this test? (1, each) • Did you improve any of those wikilinks? (5, each) • Did you vandalize any of those wikilinks? (-100, each) • Did you vandalize this test? (-1000, for each time that you vandalize this test) • Do you know approximately how often a new user account is created? (5) • Have you ever made up a name for Wikipedia users? (10) • a song? (20) • ... is this song stuck in your head and you have no idea where the tune came from? (40) • a worshipping place? (50, but don't take it too far) 19. Do you think Wikipedia is so good it should have its own planet? (500) • ...so you can destroy it? (-700, we hate you now) • ...to bring it back better than ever? (699, thank you. Although we still don't trust you yet.) • ...to destroy it better than ever? (-5898694687687146867874635147848468741687541736848667867416984186, -1000 times all the eliteness you've ever had. We hate double agents.) 20. Is Wikipedia the best source of info you know? (10) 21. Is Wikipedia the *ahem* worst source of info you know? (-10101010101010101010100101010111, LEAVE THIS TEST IMMEDIATELY) • ... because it is the only source of info you know, making it both the best and the worst? (10101010101010101010100101011111, your points are given back to you. Lose 1 eliteness for narrow scope) 22. Do you support Wikipedia in all situations? (10) 23. Did you get very upset that Wikipedia was going to be closed down on January 18 2012? (50) • As the closure only applied to the English language Wikipedia, did you make sure that you knew of Wikipedias in other languages to get you through January 18 2012, mentioned on List of Wikipedias? (50) • Did you go through the tedious process of typing ?banner=none after every url you visited? (100, you're really dedicated to the cause) ### Wikipedihol 1. Have not used Wikipedia for more than an hour? (40, hm.) • ... more than two hours? (80, hm) • ... more than three hours? (120, you must take a drop of wikipedihol every day) • ... more than four hours? (160, you must sip wikipedihol every day) • ... more than six hours? (240, you must drink half a wikipedihol every day) • ... more than nine hours? (360, you must drink at least one wikipedihol every day) • ... more than ten hours? (400, you must drink at least a six-pack of wikipedihol every day) • ... more than twelve hours? (480, you must drink many six-packs of wikipedihol every day) • ... more than sixteen hours? (640, you must drink OVER 9000 bottles of wikipedihol every day) • ... more than eighteen hours? (720, you must drink OVER 9000 gallons of wikipedihol every day) • ... more than twenty-one hours? (840, you must drink OVER 9000 gallons of wikipedihol every hour) • ... more than twenty-two hours? (880, you must drink OVER 9000 gallons of wikipedihol every 30 minutes) • ... more than twenty-three hours? (920, you must drink OVER 9000 gallons of wikipedihol every 15 minutes) • ... more than twenty-three hours and 30 minutes? (1000, you must drink OVER 9000 gallons of wikipedihol every 5 minutes) • ... more than twenty-three hours and 45 minutes? (2000, you must drink OVER 9000 gallons of wikipedihol every minute) • ... more than twenty-three hours and 59 minutes? (720000, you must drink OVER 9000 gallons of wikipedihol every 30 seconds) • ... more than twenty-three hours and 59 minutes and 30 seconds? (479001600000, you must drink OVER 9000 gallons of wikipedihol every 20 seconds) • ... more than twenty-three hours and 59 minutes and 45 seconds? (2432902008176640000000, you must drink OVER 9000 gallons of wikipedihol every 5 seconds) • ... exactly twenty-three hours and 59 minutes and 59 seconds? (265252859812191058636308480000000000, you must drink OVER 9000 m³ of wikipedihol every second) • ... exactly twenty-three hours and 59 minutes and 59.9999999999999 seconds? (2652528591929228274647474774747474747757584551464518651486058636308480000000000, you must drink OVER 9000 km³ of wikipedihol every hundredth of a second!) • ... exactly 24 hours? (26525285919292282746474747747474747477575845514645186514860586363084800000000000000000, you must drink OVER INFINITY km³ of wikipedihol every hundredth of a millisecond) • ... But I am one with my wife who works at the night shifts... (Oh. Sorry. 1500 points as a consolation. You should REALLY do something about your marriage life) • ... exactly 24 hours and one second? (${\displaystyle \infty }$ Once again, you're a boss!) • ... 25 hours a day? (-1000, yeah right! There's only 24 hours in a day!) • I'm not on Earth now, so it's possible to have more than 24 hours in one day. (9001, a3fh89h3pfe89hdf89af89h8casdfiohaiof English: I pay the points back to you) • I just crossed a boarderline between time zones so I had a day with more than 24 hrs.(1001, and sorry) • ... 30 days? (-${\displaystyle \infty }$ , you must drink OVER INFINITY yim^infinity^infinity...infinity GALLONS of wikipedihol every Planck time. • Did you realise that it's physically impossible to drink that much? (100, you're right) ### Meta 1. Is your score high? (100000000000000000000000000, you get more!) 2. Is your score low? (100000000000000000000000000, you need more!) • Are you lying? (-100, liar) • ...or is your score so low because you are a vandal? (-1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000, SERVES YOU RIGHT!) 3. Are you at all depressed that your score is so low? (500, recursively) • Did you look up recursively because you didn't know what it meant? (1) • On Google? (-50, have more faith) • Did you find the Droste effect when searching for recursively on Wikipedia (10) • Did you know what the Droste Effect was without clicking the link? (50, good for you) • Are you going to edit Wikipedia to get over your depression? (50) • ... or are you going to vandalize Wikipedia to cheer yourself up? (-9900) • ... or make new articles (with no vandalism)? (9900, and 1 eliteness) • Did you just check for a cure for your depression? (10) • ... or that your score is so high? (-700, and well you asked for it) • ...because you don't want to have to admit that you are a Wikipediholic? (-500, and you are a Wikipediholic in denial) 4. Are you depressed that there aren't enough questions in the test? (300, seriously?) 5. Were you distracted by other Wikipedia pages for at least 15 minutes while you were taking this test? (15) • ... 30 minutes? (30) • ... an hour? (60) • ... 3 hours? (180) • ... 20+ hours? (1200, either you read slowly, or were very interested) 6. Are you going to edit this test once you're finished? (10) • ... to correct an error you saw? (5) • ... or to add a new question or two? (15) • ... or to increase the points so you can get a higher score next time? (-100, cheater) • ... are these edits going to be vandalism? (-1000, GT*O) • Or did you edit the test while taking it? (15) • ... by increasing the points so you could get a higher score than you otherwise would have? (-100, cheater) • ... or by vandalizing it? (-1000, I told you to GT*O already!) 7. Did you follow a link on this test... (20) • and it was a red link... (-70, for either not knowing what a red link is, or for wasting several seconds of your life on a page that doesn't exist) • so you could create the page the red link goes to... (250, for removing a red link by adding an extra article) • and you edited it enough to become a featured article? (6000) • or you edited the page the link went to... (50) • enough to become a featured article? (4000) 8. Are you using this test as a To Do list? (5) • ... Because you want to improve your score? (-15, cheater) • ... Because you want to decrease your score? (-100, courtesy of your boss) • ... Because you want to learn more about Wikipedia? (15) • ... Because you feel it fills vital gaps in your wiki knowledge? (30) 9. Have you taken this test more than once? (5) • ... did your score increase from last time? (10) • ... by more than 500 points? (50) • ... by more than 1000 points? (100) • ... by more than 2000 points?! (200) • ... by more than 5000 points?!?! (500) • ... by more than 9000 points?!?! (900, again?) • ... by more than 10000 points?!?!?! (1000, Woah!) • ... by more than 50000 points?!?!?!?!?! (5000, OMG!) • ... by more than 150000 points?!?!?!?!?! (15000, HOLY COW! Add 1 Eliteness.) • ... by more than 850000 points?!?!?!?!?! (85000, NO FREAKIN WAY! Add 12 Eliteness.) • ... by more than 2500000 points?!?!?!?!?! (250000, FANTABULOUS!!! Add 123 Eliteness.) • ... did your Eliteness increase from last time? (1000) • ... by more than 3 Eliteness? (5000) • ... by more than 5 Eliteness? (15000) • ... by more than 10 Eliteness? (50000, Really?) • ... by more than 25 Eliteness? (1000000, Seriously? Add 1234 Eliteness.) • ... because you lied on the test this time? (-5000. That should teach you a lesson) • ... because you told the truth on the test this time? (500, and 12345678 Eliteness, just for the heck of it) • ... did your score decrease from last time? (-10, and you call yourself a Wikipediholic) • ... because you forgot about the situations you've been in that would have increased your score? (12, that's all right) • ... or are you mad that it just decreased again? (-100) • ... because you've been editing Wikipedia so long you can't remember everything you've done here? (25) • ...or did your score stay the same? (1, now it isn't) • ...is your score still the same? (-5000, LIAR) • ...really? (-5000, it doesn't matter because your score must be infinite) 10. Do you take this test seriously? (100) • ... are you recording the score, planning to take the test again and compare scores? (200) 11. Did you have fun taking the test? (20, we're glad you did) • Did you laugh while taking the test? (5, for your sense of humor) • ... or did you LOL while taking it? (5, for each time) • ... did you ROFL while taking it? (20, for each time) • ... did you ROFLOL while taking it? (30, for each time) • ... did you LMAO while taking it? (40, for each time) • ... did you ROFLMAO while taking it? (100, for each time) • ... did you ROFLMFAO while taking it? (300, for each time) • ... did you ROTFLOL while taking it? (500, for each time) • ... did you ROTFLMFAO while taking it? (1000, for each time seriously?) • ... did you explode in midair laughing while taking it? (1 eliteness, for each time) • ... did you die from laughing too much? (-500, nice try, though) • ... really? (500, get back to your grave) • Did you do any of the above at something you added on the test? (150, at least you impressed yourself) 12. Was your last score Legendary good? (5000, rock on) • Was your last score 40,000,000 or higher? (25000, Seriously? I cannot think of a comment for you.) 13. Was your last Eliteness score Legendary? (3 Eliteness, rock on) • ... beyond Legendary? (10 Eliteness, respect.) 14. Do you want 100 points? (100) • ... do you argue that this question isn't fair, because non-Wikipediholics might also want 100 points? (100) • ... or do you argue that since high scores are an indicator of Wikipediholism, anyone who wanted more points on this test must be a Wikipediholic? (100) • Do you want 1000 points? (1000) • Do you want 10000 points? (10000) • Do you want 100000 points? (100000) • Do you want 1000000 points? (1000000) • Do you want 10000000 points? (10000000) • Do you want 100000000 points? (100000000) • Do you want 1000000000 points? (1000000000) • Do you want 10000000000 points? (10000000000) • Do you want 100000000000 points? (100000000000) • Do you want 1000000000000 points? (1000000000000) • ...or do you think the above questions are unfair because others might want that many points? (111111111000, and 1234567890 eliteness) 15. Do you think the creator of this test deserves a medal? (1 Eliteness, good luck finding him) • You know him? (5 Eliteness, he must be ELITE) • "Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah!" Do you think this? (-infinity) 16. Has it taken more than 1 hour to complete this test? (1) • more than 2 hours? (2) • 3 hours? (3) • 4 hours? (5) • 5 hours? (3) • 6 hours? (3) • 7 hours? (3) • 8 hours? (3) • 9 hours? (3) • 10 hours? (3) • 11 hours? (3) • 12 hours? (3) • 13 hours? (3) • 15 hours? (3) • 17 hours? (3) • 19 hours? (3) • 21 hours? (3) • 23 hours? (30) • 23 hours, 30 minutes? (300) • 23 hours, 45 minutes? (3) • 23 hours, 55 minutes? (2) • 23 hours, 59 minutes? (1) • 23 hours, 59.999999999999999999999999999999999999999 minutes?(2) • exactly a day? (3) • REALLY? (5) • REALLY??!? (29347823423748923742374837247239472348923, you must drink 8 six-packs of Red Bull.) • exactly 2 days? (5) • 3 days? (5) • a week? (56) • a fortnight? (25) • a fortnite? (14, you can't be serious) • a year? (50000) • until Wikipedia has shut down? (100000) • until the end of time? (1000000000) • you weren't lying? (100000000000000) • really? (100000000000000) • REALLY? (10000000000000000) • REALLY? (10000000000000000) • REALLY? (10000000000000000) • REALLY? (10000000000000000) • REALLY? (10000000000000000) • REALLY? (10000000000000000) • REALLY? (10000000000000000) • REALLY? (10000000000000000) • REALLY? (10000000000000000) • REALLY? (10000000000000000) 17. Did it take less than 1 hour to complete this test? (10) • less than 30 minutes? (100) • ...less than 15 minutes? (1000) • ...less than 5 minutes? (1000) • ...you weren't lying? (100000) • ...less than a minute? (100000) • ...less than 30 seconds? (10000) • ...less than 15 seconds? (1000000000) • ...less than 5 seconds? (999999999999999) • less than 1 second? (1000000000000000) • 1/10 second? (1000000000000000000000000000) • ...1/100 second? (482391418230413249823104234) • 1 planck time? (infinity) • REALLY? (100000000000000000000000000) • REALLY? (100000000000000000000000000) • REALLY? (100000000000000000000000000) • REALLY? (100000000000000000000000000) • REALLY? (100000000000000000000000000) • REALLY? (100000000000000000000000000) • REALLY? (100000000000000000000000000) • REALLY? (100000000000000000000000000) • REALLY? (100000000000000000000000000) • REALLY? (100000000000000000000000000) • REALLY? (100000000000000000000000000) • REALLY? (100000000000000000000000000) • REALLY? (100000000000000000000000000) • REALLY? (100000000000000000000000000) ### Meta-meta 1. Did you laugh in this test? (infinity^infinity for each time) 2. Did you think "Tee hee hee"? (10) • "Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!" (infinity) • "Oooooooooooooooh!" (1000) • "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" (100000) • "LAjkasdfjalsdkfasdjfklasdjfklasdjklfasdfijsdofslf!!!!!" (55555) #### Meta-Meta-meta 1. Really? (1) • REALLY? (50) • REALLY? (-2000) • REALLY? (700) • REALLY?? (-666) • REALLY? (-π) • Do you realize all the above questions make no sense whatsoever and can be gobbled up free points? 2. Do you have the urge to edit This nonexistant article? (200000000) 3. While reading this, did you ejaculate? (99999) • Really? ### Farting 1. Did you poop while taking this test? (-41) • Did you soil your pants? (-50, that's disgusting) • Or did you just fart? (-100) • ...or did you pee? (-14) • ...or is this because you are doing this test while you're in a toilet? (1) • ...on a laptop? (20) • ...on a DESKTOP? (30) • ...did you install a desk in your toilet so you could easily edit Wikipedia on your desktop even while defecating? (2000, your wikipediholism has reached a dangerous degree) #### Diarrhea 1. Do you have diarrhea? (40) • REALLY? (10000) • Really? (999999) • Is that diarrhea 50 lbs? (-5) • -50 lbs? (-50, IDIOT!) • Or is your diarrhea helium? (-200, what have you been eating?) • -50 ibs? (-∞, SUPER DUPER MEGA GIGA IDIOT!) • Didn't you understand any of the above, since you use the metric system instead? (2000 and 1 eliteness, metric is cool) • REALLY? (100000) • REALLY? (100000) • REALLY? (100000) • REALLY? (100000) • REALLY? (100000) • REALLY? (100000) • REALLY? (100000) • REALLY? (100000) • REALLY? (100000) • REALLY? (100000) • REALLY? (100000) • REALLY? (100000) • REALLY? (100000) • REALLY? (100000) • REALLY? (100000) • REALLY? (100000) • REALLY? (100000) • REALLY? (100000) • REALLY? (100000) • REALLY? (100000) • REALLY? (100000) • REALLY? (100000) • REALLY? (100000000) • REALLY? (10000000) • REALLY? (100000) • REALLY? (10000000) • REALLY? (10000000) • REALLY? (100000) • REALLY? (100000) • REALLY? (1000000) • REALLY? (100000) • REALLY? (1000000) • REALLY? (1000000) • ...do you realize that all those questions make no sense? (205) ### Eliteness Section 1. Did somebody tell you you were elite? (1 eliteness) 2. Does the RNG believe that you are cursed, or blessed? (1 eliteness) • Did you play NetHack and win? (5 eliteness, now you know you are blessed by the RNG) • Or did you try to use a Grayswandir +5 or more and lose? (2 eliteness, XD) • Coupled with a Cloak of Magic Resistance +5 or more and a Silver Dragon Scale Mail +5 or more? (+3 eliteness, Sometimes the RNG likes to have fun.) • Do you even know what these mean? (1 Eliteness, respect) • Or do you not know because you instead play Angband? (-7 Eliteness) 3. Do you think that you are elite enough to be elite? (0 eliteness) 4. In your previous trials of eliteness, did you get more than 1 eliteness? (1 eliteness) • 5 eliteness? (1 eliteness) • 10 eliteness? (2 eliteness) • 100 eliteness? (-1 eliteness, for lying) • You weren't lying? (4 eliteness) • 1,000 eliteness? (-10 eliteness for ascending all boundaries, or lying your pants off) • You weren't lying? (20 eliteness) • 3,418 eliteness? (-20 eliteness, now you really are lying...) • In your previous trials of eliteness, did you get less than -1 eliteness? (-1 eliteness) • -2 eliteness? (-1 eliteness) • -10 eliteness? (-2 eliteness) • -100 eliteness? (-5 eliteness) • -1,000 eliteness (-10 eliteness) • -3,418 eliteness (-20 eliteness, you just killed us all...) • -10,000 eliteness (-100 eliteness, you not only destroyed the universe, but caused global laming around the entire infiniverse) 5. Do you know what a xenbibyte is? (2 eliteness) • ... do you argue that this question is unfair because "xenbi-" is not an official binary prefix? (1 eliteness, it could be different.) • or do you know it's the unofficial binary prefix for the unofficial prefix xenna-? (5 eliteness for thinking logically) 6. Do you think points are a better system than Eliteness? (1000 points, and 1 Eliteness) • Or do you think Eliteness is a better system than points? (2 Eliteness, and 500 points) • Or do you think they both are great? (1500 points and 3 Eliteness, you deserve it) • Or you consider Eliteness as bonus points to questions? (3000 points and 6 eliteness) 7. Are you complaining about point inflation? (-1000000000, but 1 Eliteness) 8. Do you own at least 1 indie game? (100 points, try harder) • ... 3? (1 Eliteness, great) • ... 7? (3 Eliteness, I support your decision to support independent creators) • ... 15? (5 Eliteness, you must have money or Steam) • ... 25?! (10 Eliteness, WOW) 9. Do you like the expansion of this section? (1 point, we need the Eliteness to stay sacred) • ...or do you want more Eliteness? (500 eliteness) 10. Do you hate the film Way of the Dragon because Chuck Norris lost in it? (1 Eliteness, fine deal) 11. Would you actually consider owning a dragon for a pet or companion or familiar or whatever? (1 Eliteness, awesome) • And another mythical creature as well? (3 Eliteness, we need you) 12. Do you think the liger section should be restored? (1 Eliteness, but it was too big and needed more eliteness) • Did you add it? (100 Eliteness) 13. Do you use too many internet memes? (-2 Eliteness, that's not a good sign) • Or do you use them responsibly? (3 Eliteness, such moderation, much elite, wow) • Did you know the meme used in the previous answer's comment without clicking the link? (250 points and 25 Eliteness, the Internet likes you) 14. Do you force your beliefs on others? (-15 Eliteness, NOT COOL) 15. Do you play Magic: The Gathering? (1 Eliteness, the elite trading card game) • Are you any of these colors: UR, UG, BR, BG? (3 Eliteness) • Or are you complaining that calling Magic: The Gathering an elite trading card game violates NPOV? (4000 points, -3 eliteness, you got us there!) • Or that it violates COI?! (-15000, -5 eliteness, like that's going to work) 16. Are you complaining that Eliteness isn't elite enough? (1 RC, and 2000 Eliteness) 17. Do you get 25% of the injokes in the test? (10 Eliteness, try harder) • 35%? (25 Eliteness, good job) • 50%? (50 Eliteness, wow!) • 60%? (100 Eliteness, woah!) • 75%?! (150 Eliteness, AMAZING! Get one half an RC) • 82.5%?! (250 Eliteness, RADICAL! Get one whole RC) • 90%?!?! (350 Eliteness, OH MY GOD! Get three RC) • 95%?!?! (500 Eliteness, IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?! Get a six pack [6] of RC) • 99%?!?!?! (750 Eliteness, YOU ARE A SUPERSTAR!! Get a whole dozen [12] RC) • All of them?!?!?!?! (1000 Eliteness, YOU JUST WON THE GAME!!! Get the square of five [25] in RC) • 100000%? (a million eliteness, you get one hundred RC.) 18. Do you want 1000 Eliteness? (1000 Eliteness) • ...or do you think this question is unfair because others might want 1000 eliteness too? (1000 eliteness) 19. Do you want 10000 Eliteness? (10000 Eliteness) • ...or do you think this question is unfair because others might want 10000 eliteness too? (10000 eliteness) 20. Do you want 100000 Eliteness? (100000 Eliteness) • ...or do you think this question is unfair because others might want 100000 eliteness too? (100000 eliteness) 21. Do you want 1000000 Eliteness? (1000000 Eliteness) • ...or do you think this question is unfair because others might want 1000000 eliteness too? (1000000 eliteness) 22. Do you want 10000000 Eliteness? (10000000 Eliteness) • ...or do you think this question is unfair because others might want 10000000 eliteness too? (10000000 eliteness) 23. Do you want 100000000 Eliteness? (100000000 Eliteness) • ...or do you think this question is unfair because others might want 100000000 eliteness too? (100000000 eliteness) 24. Do you want 1000000000 Eliteness? (1000000000 Eliteness) • ...or do you think this question is unfair because others might want 1000000000 eliteness too? (1000000000 eliteness) ### RC section 1. Do you want 500 RC? (500 RC) • ...or do you think this question is unfair because others might want 500 RC too? (500 RC) 2. Do you want 5000 RC? (500 RC) • ...or do you think this question is unfair because others might want 5000 RC too? (5000 RC) 3. Do you want 50000 RC? (500 RC) • ...or do you think this question is unfair because others might want 50000 RC too? (50000 RC) 4. Do you want 500000 RC? (500 RC) • ...or do you think this question is unfair because others might want 500000 RC too? (500000 RC) 5. Do you want 5000000 RC? (500 RC) • ...or do you think this question is unfair because others might want 5000000 RC too? (5000000 RC) 6. Do you want 50000000 RC? (500 RC) • ...or do you think this question is unfair because others might want 50000000 RC too? (50000000 RC) 7. Do you want 500000000 RC? (500 RC) • ...or do you think this question is unfair because others might want 500000000 RC too? (500000000 RC) 8. Do you want 5000000000 RC? (500 RC) • ...or do you think this question is unfair because others might want 5000000000 RC too? (5000000000 RC) 9. Do you want 50000000000 RC? (500 RC) • ...or do you think this question is unfair because others might want 50000000000 RC too? (50000000000 RC) 10. In your previous trials of RC, did you get more than 1 RC? (1 RC) • 5 RC? (1 RC) • 10 RC? (2 RC) • 100 RC? (-1 RC, for lying) • You weren't lying? (4 RC) • 1,000 RC? (-10 RC for ascending all boundaries, or lying your pants off) • You weren't lying? (20 RC) • 1,001 RC? (-20 RC, now you really are lying...) • ...you weren't lying???!? (500 RC? you are impressive!) • 10,000 RC? (-100 RC, what the effing hell?) 11. In your previous trials of RC, did you get less than -1 RC? (-1 RC) • -5 RC? (-1 RC) • -10 RC? (-2 RC) • -100 RC? (-5 RC) • -1,000 RC (-10 RC) • -1,001 RC (-20 RC, you just killed us all...) • -10,000 RC (-100 RC, you not only destroyed the universe, but caused global laming around the entire infiniverse) ### Q*bert gibberish 1. Did you add the Q*Bert gibberish to the page? (#$*@#($@#$*@#($@#) • Did you delete it? (-4383942434892) 2. 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• Did you add these questions? ($@#*$(@#$*@#($@#(*$(@#*$@#$*@#$(@#*$(@# Eliteness) • Did you think that this test needs Q*bert gibberish? (#*$(@#$*@#($*@#($*@#*$@#(*%@#*%#@(%*(%$(%@#$%@(#*$#@*@#$*@#($. Add #*$(#@*$(@#*$(@#$*(@#$*(@#$*@#($*@#($Eliteness)The random number god grants the player that marks this 9999999 Eliteness. ### Other questions 1. Did you actually finish this test? (100) 2. Did you have to redo it because you messed up your math somewhere? (50) • Could you not finish this test because you ran out of time to do so? (200) • Are you upset now because you lost your score and had to start over? (200 consolation points) • Did you not finish the test because you said you hate Wikipedia? (-999999, you should have learned by now) 3. Did you finish this test in 30 seconds? (-1000, LIAR!!!) 4. Did you REALLY finish this test in 30 seconds? (15000) 5. Did you mess up your math somewhere? (-10, for being bad at mathematics) • ... or did you use a bot? (-500, you're being lazy) • ... or did you program the bot yourself, just to take this test? (1000) 6. Are you laughing that there is a red link on the test? (-15, Multiply by 2 for each giggle, THAT'S NOT FUNNY!) • Did you fix it? (100, thank you for fixing the red link!) 7. Do you still think this test is a big waste of time? (-10000, you should have learned) 8. Do you agree that this test is epic? (5000, for epicness) • Did you edit it for extra effect? (1000, for extra effect!) • Are they awesome? (1 for each awesome effect, -1 for each lame one) • Did you just edit it for the points? (-1000, for each edit) 9. Are you drunk? (-1015, for drinking instead of editing Wikipedia) • Yes, but you were editing Wikipedia while you were getting drunk (1000, but I'm still not giving back back the fifteen because drinking is bad for you) 10. Are you addicted to drugs? (-4444, for being addicted to drugs) 11. Did you pray to the Random Number God for better scores? (1 Eliteness, courtesy of the RNG: The RNG comes and gives you 10 RC.) • Or to make edits vandalism? (-1 Eliteness, Wikipedia hates you!) 12. Are you tired of answering these questions? (-1089, a real Wikipediholic would never stop) 13. Did you remove this question? (1 Eliteness) 14. Did you edit this question? (-10 Eliteness) 15. Are you unregistered? (0 Eliteness) 16. Are these questions repeats? (100) • Did you check? (-1000) 17. Do you have your own wiki? (-10000) • Do you promote Wikipedia or provide links to Wikipedia on your wiki? (10000) • Do you use Wikipedia as a source in your wiki? (-10, it's nice you trust us so much, but you really should remember that Wikipedia is not a reliable source.) • ...did you just copypaste information from Wikipedia to your own wiki? (-555555 points and -55 eliteness) • ...or is your wiki an alternative outlet for information which is not allowed at Wikipedia, such as fancruft? (11000) • Or is your wiki anti-Wikipedian? (-100000000) • Do you vandalize other wikis? (-3 Eliteness) 18. Do you have a blog that promotes Wikipedia or provides links to Wikipedia? (20) 19. Have you actually taken this whole test??? (100, for dedication) • Really? (101) • Positive? (102) • Or are you lying? (-99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999, and get out asap.) • ...or did you tell the truth? (999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999, and 9999999 eliteness) • Or were you lying about lying? (-1e33, and lose 10 eliteness for causing a paradox) • Are you lying about lying about lying? (-infinity) • and did you lose? (1000000) 20. Was that really? (infinity) 21. Really? (-infinity) ### (Moar) Nonsense 1. Dab! (+1337 3L153NE55) • ...your glasses off? (+1818182873 3LI5EN355) • ...and killed your worst emeny?!?!? (+727282819191919292929299292929292929 Eliteness) • ...and... um... ye. (-9191929299292929292929929292992299292929292929292992929292929292992929292929929292929299292992 Eliteness) • ...yourself to PRESIDENT??!?!?!!?!?!?!??! (+"YOU WIN" ELITENESS) • ...to LIE?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!? (-"U LOSE" ELITENESS) • ...to be the king for the Multiverse?!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!? (+"YOU WIN"^"YOU WIN" ELITENESS) • Dad? (-9001 and go home) 2. Say bread. (1) • Twice times? (2) • 472 times!? (92) • 1337 times??!? (288) • 37738228282829 times?!?!!? (299299) • Graham’s number times??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!? ?!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!? ?!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!!??!? (+"YOU WIN" ELITENESS) 3. MeeM (21) • MeeMMeeMMeeMMeeMMeeMMeeMMeeMMeeMMeeMMeeMMeeMMeeMMeeMMeeMMeeMMeeMMeeMMeeMMeeMMeeMMeeMMeeMMeeMMeeMMeeMMeeMMeeMMeeMMeeMMeeMMeeM (199110) 4. Null (Null) • This question is meaningless. (0) 5. Do you have everything that is nothing? (1 RC) • Are you lying? (-1000 RC) • Are you lying about that? (+1001 RC) • Are you lying about THAT?!?!?! (-1002 RC) • ARE YOU LYING ABOUT THAT?!?!?!?!!?! (+1003 RC) • This is stupid? (+10 Eliteness) 6. _______________________? (-10101010101010010101001010101001101001010100101101001010101001 Eliteness|STUPID! There ain't even a question!) 7. Do you want a bitcoin? (+1 Bitcoin) • Answer this question. (-91919191010011919101100101010101001010101|Oops! The bitcoin's worth fell!) 8. I'm done with this stupidity. (?) • Do you agree? (-181992838383873744646646466465656565656566565757575775757575775757577575757575775757575775757575757757575757757575757575775757575775757575757575757574849201010917272727) ### Bonus questions 1. Have you ever argued with a functionary? (500) 2. Do you use some obscure nick for your username? (69696969) 3. Have you ever removed outdated questions from this test? (55) 4. Have you ever neglected to maintain personal hygiene in favor of Wikipedia? (999) 5. Have you ever broken up with a significant other, because they didn't think the Wiki was "all that"? (205) 6. Have you ever had an edit conflict -- with yourself? (10) 7. Do you create your own Wikipedia words? (like "Wikidicted?") (99999) 8. Are you upset that you wrote an article on wikipedia addiction and someone said it sounded "like the grammar and speech patterns of a wikipedian"? (74392842) • ... it got deleted by AfD? (33333) 9. Have you created a page full of red links, and then made a decision to put everything else on hold until you could (a) either fill in all the (red) blanks or (b) until your body could take it no further or (c) your computer couldn't? (502) • are those other tabs saving edits and/or loading pages, right now? (999) • all of them are either loading or saving a page? (99999) 10. Have you edited wikipedia pages during intermittent power outages? (9999999) • Are you considering the purchase of an uninterruptible power supply solely because you 'lost a good edit' while doing so? (99999999) 11. 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#### What you do on Uncyclopedia (just for the lulz)

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Uncyclopedia think they have an article about seriously, they're never gonna top this, so don't even try.
1. Do you edit Uncyclopedia? (5)
2. Do you play a game on it? (10)
• ...was the game Zork? (10)
• ...did you win it? (100 points and 1 eliteness)
• ...do you think that the actual Zork is better? (200)
• ...did you play the actual Zork and win it? (300 points and 2 eliteness)
• ...did you play the whole Zork trilogy and win every one of the games? (1000 points, 5 eliteness and 1 RC, you are a legend)
• ...were you able to win them only because you read a walktrough? (-2000 points, -7 eliteness and -2 RC, for cheating)
• ...did you edit that game? (50)
• ...create it? (5000)
• ...did the game became featured? (10000)
• ...did you create that game just to get points? (-10000)
3. Do you vandalize Uncyclopedia? (-1)
4. Do you think Uncyclopedia is better than Wikipedia? (-10000000000000000, TRAITOR!)

### Completing this test

1. Aren't you glad that this test is almost over? (-infinity)
• Really? (infinity * 2)
• Seriously? (-2000)
2. Do you own a Portilex? (-1000, LIAR! Again, that phone doesn't exist!)
3. Have you managed to fully complete this test by answering all the set questions? (10)
• Because you're a Wikipediholic? (20)
• Because you cheated? (-10, no cheating!)
4. Have you managed to complete the manual version in 2007 *or later*? (250)
• ...more than 5 times? (50)
• ...more than 25 times? (200)
• ...more than 150 times?!? (1000)
• Do you protest the above question because it would take up more time than is necessary to complete the Infinite monkey theorem? (10)
• Edited it? (30)
5. Did you take the test once then come back up here, realising you couldn't answer this until you'd finished, adding an extra 20 points on to your score? (22)
6. Do you think completing the test is impossible? (-1)
7. ...or is this test complete? (99999999999999999999999 and 51045 Eliteness)

### Other test versions

1. Have you scored at least 100 on the standard test? (1000)
• ... 250? (5000)
• ... 500? (25000)
• ... 1000?! (100000, and a medal)
2. Have you taken the legacy test? (500, and 1 Eliteness)
3. Have you edited the standard test? (100)
4. Have you vandalized the standard test? (-200000 and -200 Eliteness, how dare you!)
5. Have you edited the legacy test? (10)
6. Have you vandalized the legacy test? (-50000 and -50 Eliteness, why would you do that?)
7. Are you a regular editor of all three test versions? (100000, 10 Eliteness, and 1 RC)

### The last question

1. Has RC inflation gone too far? (1 URC)

### The really last question

1. Is Eliteness not worth being in the legacy test? (-2000 Eliteness and 20 RC)

### The really really last question

1. Have you figured out the meaning of life? (42 RC and a philosophy medal)

### Okay seriously, this is the last question

1. Have you finally figured out what RC is for? (1 URC, because this is the last question and you deserve it)

 Score Result -(Black holefishuniverse10101003×∞1010∞forever) Bahamut hates you. If you score this low, all alternate scoring parameters are reduced by 1,000,000. -tan(90) If you score this low, all alternate scoring parameters are reduced by 1,000. Your score officially broke the legendary evil standards. Negative Astral Eleven Lose 10 URC and 100 GP. You deserve nothing, nothing ever again. Your score officially broke the legendary evil standards. Negative @!#?@! Lose 5 URC and 10 GP. You deserve no words or ranking. Your score officially broke the legendary evil standards. Nothing You lose! Lose 7 URC as well. So low, it wrapped around back to 2,147,483,647??!? @!#?@!. Lose 10,000,000,000,000,000 eliteness, 200,000 RC, and 5 URC. Monster. Anything lower than negative infinity The Over Seers Of The Promised Land are after you. Run. Lose 1,000,000 Eliteness, 50,000 RC, and 3 URC. -Infinity You are the worst vandal in all of the glome, and will swiftly have your soul made to never exist in the first place by The Over Seers Of The Promised Land (who are forbidden to be mentioned by glomar edict). Lose 100,000 Eliteness, 2,000 RC, and 1 URC. -1,000,000,000,000,000 You are the worst vandal in not just theory, but also all of possibility. You are likely to have your soul eaten by a dark force known only to lunatic cultists who will be revived by Wikipedians translating the cultist's nonsense. Lose 10,000 Eliteness and 20 RC. -1,000,000,000,000 You are even worse than the worst vandal in existence and quite possibly the worst vandal in theory. You are likely to have your soul banned from Wikipedia and your body destroyed by an entity with 1,000 eliteness. Lose 500 Eliteness and 1 RC. -1,000,000,000 You are the worst vandal in existence, including the other planes. You vandalize Wikipedia at levels that even Willy on Wheels could never manage it, and the supreme overlords of the universe plans to destroy you to stop your Chernobyl-strength vandalism. Lose 60 Eliteness. -100,000,000 You are the worst vandal in not just the world, but the universe. You are super-addicted to spending forever vandalizing Wikipedia, and your country is planning to ban you from ever seeing Wikipedia again. Lose 40 Eliteness. -50,000,000 You are the ultimate vandal. You spend your entire life devoted to vandalizing Wikipedia, and your ISP is standing by to prevent you from ever editing Wikipedia again. Lose 35 Eliteness. -10,000,000 At this state, any chance of being Elite are foiled. Lose 20 Eliteness. -5,000,000 At this state, you are likely to get banned. Lose 10 Eliteness. -2,500,000 ... get the heck out! (And lose 5 eliteness while you're at it). -1,000,000 The damage you have done to Wikipedia is likely permanent. Lose 1 Eliteness. -500,000 Please get out of Wikipedia. You dirty rotten vandal. -250,000 You are a super mega extreme abusive vandal/troll/disruptive editor, a wikiterrorist, a liar (check your pants to see if they are not on fire), or you have been blocked a lot. -100,000 You are an extremely evil/abusive vandal/troll, a wikiterrorist, a liar who calls him or her self "The Jimbo Wales", or you thought this test was a complete/total/utter waste of time. -75,000 You created a whole entire system of sockpuppets used to vandalize Wikipedia to evade your indefinite block. Lose 20,000 points. -50,000 You are really bad at math and missed this section of results. Lose 10 000 points. -33,549 YOU STUPID IDIOT!!! YOU KILLED FIX IT FELIX JR.!!!!!!! NOW YOU DESTROYED THE BUILDING! THAT WAS YOUR FAULT! Lose 5000 points. -10,000 You are a really evil vandal. -5,000 You always do WP:BLP violations, lots of edit-warring, and about 50% to 65% of your edits are vandalism. -2,000 You are an evil vandal (1/3 to 1/2 of your edits are considered vandalism or minor edit warring). -1,337 You are a n00b vandal -1,000 You are a vandal or you have no intention of helping Wikipedia. (1/6 to 1/3 of your edits are not constructive.) -666 (Self explanatory) -100 You don't know what Wikipedia is or you have been blocked before. -1 You are a newbie that is off to a poor start. 0 This score is actually possible even though some Wikipedians might disagree. 1 You are a newbie or you have never edited. i This score is actually possible even though some Wikipedians might disagree. W This score is actually possible even though some Wikipedians might disagree. π You are able to defy the laws of probability. 69 (Self explanatory) 100 You only answered question #1 and were too lazy to continue. Or you're just checking if the automated tool works. 250 You are a newbie who has a Wikipediholic friend (lucky!) EXACTLY 419 You just answered yes on the entire original test, didn't you? -419 eliteness. 500 You are an IP address user or a sock puppet with few edits. 666 You are a devilish sockpuppet. 750 You are an average new contributor. 1,000 A well-balanced attitude that may benefit by spending more time on Wikipedia. 1,337 You are really a N00b 1,500 You have normal experience with Wikipedia. 2,000 Congratulations, you are in the optimal range for editing with Wikipedia! 2,500 You are slightly overdoing yourself. Take a wikibreak for a few days. 3,000 You are addicted to Wikipedia. 3,500 You are highly addicted to Wikipedia. Please take a break. 4,000 You are heavily addicted to Wikipedia and are showing symptoms of Wikipediholism. 4,500 You are a normal Wikipediholic. 5,000 You are at the stage of advanced Wikipediholism. If you are not an Administrator, please become one now. 5,500 You are at the stage of severe Wikipediholism and may be having some symptoms of arthritis in both hands from editing Wikipedia. Please see a doctor. 6,000 A dialysis machine is ready to take out the overdose of wikipedihol from your body, please see a doctor immediately. 6,500 Warning, continuation of editing can cause some mental alterations. Please cease editing immediately. 7,000 The effects of Wikipediholism have begun manifesting into your brain. You are capable of making edits faster than a bot. 7,500 The effects of Wikipediholism are running through all your veins. Other users are mistaking you for a bot, trying to re-program you for other tasks. Watch yourself! 8,000 The effects of Wikipediholism have affected you spiritually. You incorporate Wikipedian standards... religiously. 9,000 Congratulations! You have somehow produced a wiki-like radiation field around you. Any unsuspecting people in range will instantly know about Wikipedia, granting them an immediate score of 250. 10,000 Oh my... You now reek from the effects of Wikipediholism. Anyone who comes near you will instantly feel the urge to run to the nearest computer and edit Wikipedia relentlessly, even if they haven't used it before. "Wiki-wiki wah-wah!" is your slogan. 11,000 I smell you... 12,500 Please take the time from your busy edits to read the following, Don't forget: Breathing doesn't intrude on your ability to edit, so do so regularly to prevent fainting and reducing the amount of time you can spend on Wikipedia. 15,000 Only the world's best psychiatrist, physiologist and witch doctor combined can cure your Wikipediholism at this stage. Normally you would get off of Wikipedia and go find those people... Normally... 20,000 You lose. 25,000 The effects of Wikipediholism at this stage cannot be cured. Please stop. If you continue to edit Wikipedia with such vigor, you will indirectly block others from editing. EXACTLY 31337 20|\/|& 50 1337 |_| \/\/1|\| 1337 31337|\|355 4|_|70|\/|471(411/ 4|_50 |_375 &0 &3t 50|\/|3 3|>1( [)0|>\1705 |=0|>\ 7|-|15 &|_|/ EXACTLY 33,549 Fix It Felix Jr. wants to hire you. 50,000 A higher power has taken interest in your editing, and wishes to grant you an uncanny power to make all the edits you want to in the blink of the eye. You turn this down, claiming that it will make you redundant from making edits on Wikipedia. 75,000 Your brain has exploded from wikipediholism... 99,999 Kaboom... 100,000 You discover the cure for cancer, world peace and teleportation by making the right links through all of the edits that you have made. Unfortunately, this is original research, and you can't leave your computer to take the proper actions, so no one finds out about it. 250,000 You are the ultimate Wikipediholic! Congratulations! Now, get back to editing (What are you doing here? Work!) 500,000 You are better than the ultimate Wikipediholic, you must be proud! Start editing (We don't pay you for no reason? Go on! Work! Work like you've never worked before!!!) 750,000 You are 3 times better than the ultimate Wikipediholic, you must be proud! 999,999 Aw, so close! 1,000,000 Jimbo, god of all Wikipediholics! We love you, man! 1,000,001 More points than Jimbo! Good for you, but out of scope for Wikipedia :P. Gain 1 Eliteness 2,500,000 You are a Hardcore Wikipediholic. Gain 5 Eliteness 3,500,000 You are a Crazy Wikipediholic. Gain 7 Eliteness 5,000,000 You are an Impossible Wikipediholic. You just imploded a galaxy! Gain 10 Eliteness 7,000,000 You are an astral Wikipediholic. Nothing will cure you, not even the "Best Wikipedia Cure Ever" will. Gain 15 Eliteness 10,000,000 Yay! Ultimate Legendary Super Unbelievable Wikipedia Addiction! Destroy the world with me, Wikipediholic! Gain 20 Eliteness 25,000,000 ... Seriously? I cannot think of a rank for you. Gain 25 Eliteness. 40,000,000 This is just silly. (But possible, if you invited enough aliens) Gain 30 Eliteness 100,000,000 +5,000 and +35 Eliteness if you are serious... 996,862,559 That is just too high. This is the amount of total edits made here. Gain 40 Eliteness 2,147,483,647 You are the Vanguard Wikipediholic. You do not belong with us. The aliens are looking for you. Gain 45 Eliteness 1,000,000,000,000,000 You are an ascendant Wikipediholic. You don't belong on this plane, but we support your endeavors in editing your plane's version of Wikipedia. Gain 50 Eliteness' 602,214,085,774,000,000,000,000 You are a transcendent Wikipediholic. ₰⅞₥₭¼‘‹«»›¤₢¢₵♦♠♥₩№₭♠♥≈≤×←‽§ Gain 60 Eliteness' 9,094,947,017,729,282,379,150,390,625 This is the score that Chuck Norris got. Gain 70 Eliteness 10100 You have Wikipeditis. You need a Wikipedectomy. Gain 80 Eliteness 1010100 Chuck Norris and Jimbo Wales hate you. You will die in 7 days... Gain 90 Eliteness I quit... Gain 100 Eliteness ...and even beyond??? This score is so gigantic, your chances to take a WikiBreak are less than zero. Gain 150 Eliteness ...A number so high it requires legions?!?! So high you can break infinity but still have a finite number. Gain 200 Eliteness and 1 RC ∞ Your score needs to be put in the Guinness Book of World Records. Seriously. Gain 250 Eliteness and 2 RC ∞×109,999,999,999,999,999 Your score needs to be put in the Guinness Book of Universe Records. Seriously. Gain 500 Eliteness and 3 RC ∞×∞ Your score needs to be put in the Guinness Book of The Realms Records. Seriously. Gain 750 Eliteness and 4 RC ∞×10999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 Your score needs to be put in the Guinness Book of Infiniverse Records. Seriously. Gain 1,000 Eliteness and 4.5 RC. Your score officially broke the legendary good standards. ∞×1099,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 Your score needs to be put in the Guinness Book of Infiniverse Records. Seriously. Gain 1,000 Eliteness and 5 RC. Your score officially broke the legendary good standards. ∞∞ Your score needs to be put in the Guinness Book of Infini*Infiniverse Records. Seriously. Gain 2,500 Eliteness and 10 RC. Your score officially broke the legendary good standards. So high, you might have defined the meaning of infinity? I quit Wikipedia. ▰◉▽◬◗◒◥ I quit... Gain 3,000 Eliteness and 20 RC. Anything higher than infinity Your score needs to be put in the Guinness Book of World Records. Seriously. Gain 5,000 Eliteness and 25 RC. Uncountable Infinity Add 57,344 Eliteness if you are serious... So high, it wrapped around back to -2,147,483,648??!? Huh? @!#?@! My Q*Bert-ese is a little rusty, but I'm practicing. Gain 300 Eliteness %$()%@(#$%)#(|@!#?@!|%$()%@(#$%)#( That is just too fatal. Gain 1,434,758,293,457 Eliteness. %*@#$(%#*$%(@#$*%@(#$%*@#$(%@#|@!#?@!|%*@#$(%#*$%(@#$*%@(#$%*@#$(%@# You drank Wikipedihol! Gain @!#?@! Eliteness and DRINK SOME RED BULL! %*#$(%#*$%(#$*%(#$%*#$(%*#$%(#$*%(#$%*#$(|@!#?@!|%*#$(%#*$%(#$*%(#$%*#$(%*#$%(#$*%(#$%*#$( Uh oh... %#@*$@#($*@#$(*@#$(#@$*#@($@$#2[]/[,][];*@#$(%#*$%(@#$*%@(#$%*@#$(%@#|@!#?@!|%#@*$@#($*@#$(*@#$(#@$*#@($@$#2[]/[,][];*@#$(%#*$%(@#$*%@(#$%*@#$(%@# That is just too high. #@$@#$@#$@#$@#%#$*%@(#$%*^@%465[,'],;[]/[,'];[,.]'[]',.[;/],.'[;],%*@#$(%#*$%(@#$*%@(#$%*@#$(%@#|@!#?@!|#@$@#$@#$@#$@#%#$*%@(#$%*^@%465[,'],;[]/[,'];[,.]'[]',.[;/],.'[;],%*@#$(%#*$%(@#$*%@(#$%*@#$(%@# $%(#$%*#$(%*#$(%*@#$(%#*$%(@#$*(%@#*%(#$%*$@#(%*@#$%(#$*@%(*#$%(@#*%(#$%*@#(%$@ ${\displaystyle \color {Red}\ {\frac {1}{0}}}$ You fail. Bye-bye. tan(90) Stop. 2+2=5 NOW. ${\displaystyle \color {Red}\ {\frac {1}{-0}}}$ Good-bye. :-) You're dead. :-( More like it. :-| No. :-& NOO. :-# NOOOOO! :-? Noooooo! :-?? That's it! Give me all your money. ...and beyond? ARE YOU CRAZY? Black holefishuniverse10101003×∞1010∞forever You are likely Bahamut. $#@*$(@#*$(!@#$$*#@(*!@(%!@*%(@#*(!#*(@!*!@#(!@(%!@#*(!@*(@#(!@#*(!@*!(@@#!*!(@#*!#@!*@#(*@(#@*!( This is the score that Q*bert got. Add #*(!#*(@#*%(!#$$($!@*$(!@#$*!#(@$*!(@# Eliteness and$#@*$(@#$*@#($#@*$(@#*$(@#%$#$#$#%$#%#%$#&%%^#%#%^#%#%^#%#%^#%#%^#%^#%^#%^%%^@%%%%^&!#^&%&%#!@@%^&@#@%^&%^#%^&%%^%^&%!@^%#^&!%#%!%^@#@^!%#^&%&!%!%#%#&*^!!@#%!^%#^&!%#^%@!^%#^&!%#&%!&#^% RC. ERROR 404 -Computer not found.- The computer moved to Florida. it was done with your nonsense. ## Interpreting your eliteness Eliteness signifies how elite you are. It also signifies how dedicated you are to Wikipedia and other parts of your life. A high score generally means that you are likable, but over 3417 is fatal. This is colored magenta if positive, spring green if negative, azure if zero, and other colors if legendary or anti-legendary. A positive eliteness is a wikipediholic, a negative eliteness is a vandal. .  Score Result YOU LOSE OOFETY-OOF Nothing You lose. So low, your eliteness went back to 2147483648? :-( You are waaaaay too anti-elite. You exploded backgrounds. -%#*%(#*#(%#*(%#5 Eliteness You are banned from existence.. -Infinity Eliteness You are banned from the computer. -996,862,559 Eliteness You are banned from the taskbar and the start menu. -52,402,115 Eliteness You are banned from all browsers. -2000000 Eliteness You are banned from two browsers. -1000000 Eliteness You are banned from the internet. -900000 Eliteness You are banned from search engines. -600000 Eliteness You are banned from Wikia. -300000 Eliteness You are banned from the all wikis. -200000 Eliteness Get in your car. NOW. Good-bye. -100000 Eliteness Explode. -50,000 Eliteness?!?!?! Oh no... It's over man. -33549 Eliteness You killed Fix It Felix Jr. -25,000 Eliteness?!?!?! Get banned from the infiniverse. -20,000 Eliteness?!?!?! You just caused the infiniverse to fall completely. -10000 Eliteness You are banned from Wikipedia. -3,418 Eliteness You just caused a universal time rip, causing reality to fall apart and physics to break down completely. That was your fault. -3,417 Eliteness This is the lowest state of eliteness allowable according to quantum theory. -2,500 Eliteness How did you even get this low? You're lower than a black hole's gravity well now. -1,000 Eliteness I'm done here. -500 Eliteness Nothing is more unawesome than you. -250 Eliteness There is no way to even place a single point on your anti-Eliteness. -150 Eliteness You have reached a level of Anti-Eliteness only thought possible by destroying a universe. -100 Eliteness There is no way to describe your anti-Eliteness. -75 Eliteness (Anti-Legendary) Preparing astral disalignment... -50 Eliteness (Anti-Legendary) There is no way to get back to zero. -35 Eliteness (Anti-Legendary) Explode. This is no place for anti-elites. -25 Eliteness (Anti-Legendary) You are like the Anti-Norris. -20 Eliteness Eliteness is impossibly low. Jimbo hates you. -15 Eliteness Eliteness is extremely low, and astral beings hate you. -10 Eliteness You are NOT ELITE. You are a vile beast. -5 Eliteness 31337 Vandal. You are a vile beast to Wikipedia. -3 Eliteness You are a 1337 vandal. You may get banned. -2 Eliteness You are an elite vandal or a fr00b Wikipediholic, and will get blocked. -1 Eliteness You are a leet vandal or a n00b Wikipediholic, and are cursed by the RNG. -W Eliteness This level is actually possible even though some Wikipedians might disagree. 0 Eliteness You are regular in the Eliteness axis. 1 Eliteness You are a leet Wikipediholic, or an elite normal user with a life. 2 Eliteness You are an elite Wikipediholic and a prime candidate for rollback rights. 3 Eliteness You are a 1337 Wikipediholic and a prime candidate for RfA. 5 Eliteness You are a 31337 Wikipediholic and a prime candidate for RfB. 10 Eliteness You are just elite. 15 Eliteness This is deity scale eliteness, and also what Jimbo Wales had. 20 Eliteness More elite than Jimbo! Congrats, but out of scope for this wiki. 25 Eliteness (Legendary) You are elite like Chuck Norris. 40 Eliteness (Legendary) Impossible Eliteness. You imploded a galaxy... 50 Eliteness (Legendary) Now you are as elite as a Dragon or Phoenix. May your eliteness guide the way. (You are also as awesome as Chuck Norris if you are this elite) 75 Eliteness (Legendary) This is called platinum eliteness. But it's more like titanium. 85 Eliteness (Legendary) Now this is true "platinum" eliteness. 100 Eliteness (Legendary) There is no way to describe this level of eliteness. 101 Eliteness (Beyond legendary) You are beyond legendary. 150 Eliteness You reached a previously unknown level of Eliteness. Now not even all of existence is the limit. 250 Eliteness You broke all bounds. 500 Eliteness You either cheated, or you are a reality warping beast. 1,000 Eliteness That's not even possible. If it is, you sir, are a Legend! 1,337 Eliteness (Self explanatory) 2,500 Eliteness Apparently to you there is no such thing as being too Elite! 3,417 Eliteness This is the highest state of eliteness allowable according to quantum theory. 3,418 Eliteness You and your very high eliteness just caused lots of mini black holes to appear, showering the Earth (and Wikipedia) with deadly radiation as they all evaporate. Wikipedia is destroyed in the process... Get 1 RC if you attained this. 10,000 Eliteness?! You just caused the infiniverse to break completely. The damage you have done to Wikipedia is likely permanent. Get 5 RC if you attained this. 25,000 Eliteness?!?!?! Someone nominate this guy for Steward. 31337 Eliteness You have reached fractal eliteness. Perhaps you are a true god. Get 10 RC if you attained this. 31338 Eliteness You are beyond fractal eliteness. You are a true god. Gain 5 RC. 33,549 Eliteness I can fix it! Get 25 RC if you attained this. 50,000 Eliteness You have exploded the entire infiniverse, but the infiniverse is better for it. 100,000 eliteness?!?!?!?!?! It's been 3000 years... We've been waiting for you all this time, Bahamut. (get 50 RC if you have attained this) 500,000 eliteness?!?!?!?!?! You're so elite, you destroyed everything. 123,763,662 Eliteness You got a very high eliteness but didn't answer anything else. 123,763,862 Eliteness This is the highest possible eliteness. Add 100 RC if you have attained this. 136,109,540 Eliteness You are the master of the elements. 996,862,559 Eliteness That is just too high. Gain 123849038214213 points if you are serious. 1000000000 Eliteness You are too too elite. Add 250 RC if you are serious. 1327218082 Eliteness Add 500 RC if you are serious..... Countable Infinity Eliteness You just broke life, the universe, and everything. Sorry. UNCOUNTABLE INFINITY Eliteness?!?!?! YOU DESTROYED THE COSMOS! Inaccessible cardinal Eliteness?!?!?! There is nothing left, ever. ...and beyond? You recreated the universe. Gain 1000 RC. @!#?@! Eliteness My Q*Bert-ese is a little rusty, but I'm practicing. %#*()%(#%#(%#) Eliteness You killed everyone with your eliteness. %#*()%(#%#(%^%^%^%#) Eliteness You are banned from Wikipedia. %#*()%(#%#*@%("#*%@(#%#(%#$) Eliteness You are banned from the internet. %$#*()%[]/[];['],(#$%$#(%#$) Eliteness You are banned from the computer. %$#*;,=/',;[,\-;[,'=\,;()%(#$%$#(%#$) Eliteness You are banned from existence. So much, your eliteness went down to -2147483648??!? Explode, This is no place for too much eliteness. 1/0 Eliteness You fail. Bye-bye. tan 90 Eliteness Stop it. 2/(3-3+6-8+2) Eliteness No more math. ______ I lost faith in you. 1/-0 Eliteness I hate you. 0/0 Uh oh. :-) Eliteness No. :-( Eliteness Noo. >:-( Eliteness Nooo. Oops! NOOOO. Oh no! NOOOOO!!. Lolwut NOOOOOO!!! Black hole^fish^universe^googolplex^tripleinfinity^infinitillion^nillion^forever That's Insane. Get 1 URC if you attained this, as you are better than Bahamut. #@$*@#($*@#($#(%!*(@#*$(%^$*!#(%*^!@#%($*#$%(#$%*@#($ Eliteness doesn't matter now, so gain $@#*$(!@#$*( RC. YOU WIN You win this quiz, now have your negative energy medal and leave cuz you broke the universe. YOU WIN + YOU WIN GET OUT OF TOWN! Also get 42 RC. YOU WIN^YOU WIN FRICKING NO. EVERYONE EVER IN THE HISOTRY OF ALL AND EVERYTHING DIED DUE TO YOU! ## Interpreting your RC RC is a very rare artifact currency that signifies mythicalness. Negative RC is possible due to the existence of antimatter. A high RC balance indicates a true hero. A high RC debt indicates a vile beast. What RC stands for is unknown, but rumors say it stands for Rare Coins.  Score Result nothing Die. -25000 RC How Did You Even Get This Low? -10000 RC You are dead. -5000 RC You are banned from ALL computers. GET OUT OF HERE. -2000 RC You are banned from the computer. -1000 RC You are banned from the internet. -700 RC You are banned from Wikipedia until December 31, 9999 on 99:99:99 PM. -500 RC Your low RC broke everything, including all logic and possibility. -255 RC You negated the creation of all existence, and the infiniverse. Nice going. Only Tiamat has reached this level of RC debt, as it's the maximum debt possible in the infiniverse. -100 RC You destroyed everything that could exist in the realms. -50 RC You wreak havoc on the realms, causing infinite destruction. -25 RC You destroyed everything in the universe. -10 RC You killed everything. -7 RC You are officially worse than Osama Bin Laden. -5 RC You are Osama Bin Laden. -3 RC You have caused a bomb to explode in your house. -1 RC You have transgressed. 0 RC You are normal. 1 RC You are valorous. 2 RC You are good. 3 RC You are a hero. 4 RC You are a 1337 hero. 4.5 RC You are a 9001 hero. 5 RC You are a true hero. 7 RC You are Hercules. 10 RC You are the saviour of the world from a killer Osama Bin Laden who dropped a billion nukes on Wikipedia!!!. 25 RC You are the saviour of the universe from just about everything bad that will happen. 50 RC You are a true guardian of the realms. 100 RC You are a deity. Or the Platinum Dragon. 255 RC You are the savior of the infiniverse, and possibly a true god. Only Bahamut has been known to reach this level of RC, and it is written that this is the maximum RC possible in the infiniverse. 500 RC You are the savior of the cosmos and a true god. 1000 RC This is the highest possible RC allowable. 1001 RC You and your very high RC exploded Wikipedia. 1799 RC TOO HIGH! 2000 RC! The damage you have done to Wikipedia is likely perm -- wait we already said this three times. 5000 RC?!?!?! You are banned from Wikipedia. 10000 RC YOU DESTROYED THE COSMOS!!!! 25000 RC There is nothing left, ever. ...and beyond? Explode. This is no place for too much RC. Lolwut NOOOOO! Black hole^fish^universe^googolplex^tripleinfinity^infinitillion^nillion^forever Kaboom. #$*@#($#@*$(@#$*2#($ ...seriously? Gain 1 URC

URC can be used to multiply your points, Eliteness, or RC values since URC have not been studied. 1 URC can give you a x1000 points multiplier, a x10 Eliteness multiplier, or a x2 RC multiplier. Buying multiples stack, so 2 points multipliers give x1000000, 2 eliteness multipliers give x100, and 2 RC multipliers give x4. URC multipliers act differently with negative scores. Buying a points multiplier on a negative score is x0, a Eliteness multiplier on negative Eliteness is x0.1, and a RC multiplier on negative RC is x0.5 If you have negative URC, you must buy a x0 points multiplier, a x0.1 Eliteness multiplier, or a x0.5 RC multiplier on positive scores.

If you have negative URC and negative scores, a x1000 points multiplier for negative points, a x10 Eliteness multiplier for negative eliteness, and a x2 RC multiplier for negative RC may be bought, but you must use up all negative URC.

URC can be used for other perks as well.

## Shop

 x1000 Points (positive score) - 1 URC x10 Eliteness (positive score) - 1 URC x2 RC (positive score) - 1 URC x1000 Points (negative score) - 1 Negative URC x10 Eliteness (negative score) - 1 Negative URC x2 RC (negative score) - 1 Negative URC x0 Points (negative score) - 1 URC x0.1 Eliteness (negative score) - 1 URC x0.5 RC (negative score) - 1 URC x0 Points (positive score) - 1 Negative URC x0.1 Eliteness (positive score) - 1 Negative URC x0.5 RC (positive score) - 1 Negative URC Special Green Badge - 5 URC One Free Test Edit - 2 URC Access To Vintage Test - 3 URC "Special" Red Badge - 5 Negative URC Semi Protection - 2 Negative URC Lose Access To This Test - 3 Negative URC Funny Response - 1 GP Cake - 10 GP Access To Hidden Score - 100 GP Show score - A user page Bragging Rights - ε0 Points Nonsense License - 31337 Squid Points

You can use the {{User:pythoncoder/Wikipediholic}} template to display your score on your user page. ({{User:Pythoncoder/Wikipediholic|version=modern|revision=-|score=(your score)|eliteness=(your eliteness)|rc=(your RC)|urc=(your URC)}}</nowiki>). Example:

 This user has taken the Wikipediholism test.Version: modern Revision ID: - Score: (your score) Eliteness: (your eliteness) Rare Coins: (your RC) Ultra Rare Coins: (your URC)

## Reference scores

Tiamat: -infinity^infinity, -100,000 eliteness, -255 RC
Osama Bin Laden: -infinity*infinity, -2000 eliteness, -5 RC
Willy on Wheels: -infinity, -500 eliteness, -3 RC
Benson: -1000000, -5 eliteness, -1 RC
n00b: -1337, 0 eliteness
Average Wikipedian: 50000, 5 eliteness
xXqU1cKsC0P3rXx: 500000, 10 eliteness
Jimbo: 1000000, 25 eliteness, +1 RC
Chuck Norris: 9094947017729282379150390625, 1337 eliteness, +5 RC
Bahamut: Black hole^fish^universe^googolplex^tripleinfinity^infinitillion^nillion^forever, 100000 eliteness, +255 RC
Q*bert: @#$*(@#$*@#($#*@, @#*$@#($82394 eliteness,$#*@(#$*@#(@$ RC.

### The lastest question

1. Have you killed the hydra? (3, 3 Eliteness, 3 RC, 3 Squid Points, 3 Hit Points, 3 Mana Points, 3 Skill Points, 3 URC, 3 Bonus Questions, and 3 Enlightenment)

### The true final question

Segmentation fault (core dumped)

### The true final question (without computer glitches)

Do you wanna build a snowman? -Yes? Plus 38543945454532 epicness and points No? Minus 1 point

Neither? You break the universe: set your score to negative infinity

### The true x2 final questions

1. Do you want 10 billion points? (10,000,000,000)
2. Do you want 10 thousand Eliteness? (10,000 Eliteness)
3. Do you want 1 thousand RC? (1,000 RC)
4. Are you just going to take the test again? (Go back, WARNING: all your points, eliteness, and RC will be deleted)

## Notes and references

1. ^ Some might wonder what this means. In Typhoon Mangkhut in 2018, wind speedsin Hong Kong reached 180mph (290km/h). However, no major collapses were recorded. Hence, most buildings in Hong Kong are safe. The windows aren't, though... (See, for example, [1].)