Columbia rocks. As does Doctor Who. And Nirvana. The rest of you suck.

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J. R. R. Tolkien.
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HDMThis user loves His Dark Materials. And is Dusty too, by the way..
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Sudoku puzzles.
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Puerto Rico.
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games on the NES.
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fan-3This user thinks that Zork is the best computer or video game ever made.
fan-3This user thinks that Fallout 2 is the best computer or video game ever made.
fan-3This user thinks that Final Fantasy VII is the best computer or video game ever made.
fan-3This user thinks that Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening is the best computer or video game ever made.
fan-3This user thinks that Super Smash Bros. Melee is the best computer or video game ever made.
FalloutThis user prefers advanced power armor.
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This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money.
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Middle Ages.
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H * R This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.
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Dr. WhoThis user has been a Doctor Who fan since the Seventh Doctor.7th
Dr. Who"I say...would you like a Jelly Baby?"
fireflyThis user thinks Firefly is the greatest television series ever made.
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We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.
RDThis user is full of smeg.
PULPThis user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.
STAR WARSThis user would shoot Greedo first.
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WikiProject Doctor Who.
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Canis lupus portrait.jpg I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.
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Regarding gender, this user will use the vernacular, not what is politically correct.
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A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
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Grrr! Brains! Brains!
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