Joey: Hey Ross, is uh, is Staten Island really an island?
Ross: Uh-huh, that’s why they call it Staten Island.
Joey: Ohhh. I thought it was like Long Island.
Ross: (he catches the ball and pauses, staring at Joey in disbelief) Also an island.

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December 6 2005Edit

J'ai 10 ans, ça fait dejà 10 ans que j'ai 10 ans
Je sais que c'est pas vrai mais j'ai 10 ans
Si tu m'crois pas, t'vas voir t'as geule à la récrée

Quotes I found funnyEdit

  • Si je peux me permettre de te donner un conseil : oublie que tu n'as aucune chance, vas-y fonce, on sait jamais, sur un malentendu ça peut marcher. (Les Bronzés font du ski, a French movie)
  • To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. (Woody Allen)
  • On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down. (Woody Allen)
  • My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. (Woody Allen)
  • I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland. (Woody Allen)
  • La mayor desgracia de la juventud actual es ya no pertenecer a ella (Salvador Dali)
  • "At the age of six years I wanted to be a chef. At the age of seven I wanted to be Napoleon. My ambitions have continued to grow at the same rate ever since." (Salvador Dali)
  • La única diferencia entre un loco y yo es que yo no estoy loco (Salvador Dali)
  • Mais je vous en prie. Figurez-vous que Thérèse n'est pas moche. Elle n'a pas un physique facile... C'est différent. (Le Père noel est une ordure)
  • N'y voyez pas le fantasme de l'homme, mais plutôt le délire de l'artiste. (Le Père noel est une ordure)

US Presidential electionEdit

I'm sometimes working on the details of the last Presidential election, state by state (and District of Columbia), in order to to create 51 pages like this one : Results of 2004 election in New York

Listing of the 40 existing pages

State County
Alabama Yes No Yes No
Arkansas Yes No Yes No
Arizona Yes Yes Yes No
California Yes Yes Yes No
Colorado Yes No No No
Connecticut Yes Yes Yes No
Delaware Yes Yes Yes No
Washington DC Yes No No No
Florida Yes Yes Yes No
Georgia Yes No No No
Hawaii Yes Yes No No
Idaho Yes No Yes No
Illinois Yes No Yes No
Indiana Yes No No No
Iowa Yes No No No
Kentucky Yes No No No
Maine Yes No Yes No
Maryland Yes No No No
Massachusetts Yes Yes No No
Michigan No No No No
Minnesota No No No No
Missouri No No No No
Nebraska No No No No
Nevada Yes Yes No No
New Hampshire Yes Yes Yes No
New Jersey Yes No Yes No
New Mexico Yes Yes No No
New York Yes Yes Yes Yes
North Carolina No No No No
Ohio Yes No No No
Oregon No No No No
Pennsylvania Yes No Yes No
Rhode Island No No No No
South Dakota No No No No
Tennessee No No No No
Texas Yes No No No
Vermont Yes No Yes No
Virginia No No No No
Washington No No No No
Wisconsin Yes No No No

  1. Insert enrolment figure table for Staten Island
  2. Expand politics section for the 4 inner boroughs of NYC
  3. Expand Election results, New York Attorney General