User Boxes!Edit

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
frCet utilisateur a pour langue maternelle le français.
es-2Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español.
en-us-caDude, this person is totally a California English speaker.
tlh-0tlhIngan Hol jatlhbe' lo'wI'vam.
SoE-1This here fella or lady has a real basic understandin' of Southern English, meanin' they might just know what "y'all" means.
enm-1This led knoweth sumhwet of Englyssh.
BS-4This user is able to contribute with a near-native level of Bullshit.
nws-0This user oldspeaks, or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise.
pig-3Isthay userway ancay ontributecay ithway anway advancedway evellay ofway Igpay Atinlay.
NdsThis droog is quite horrorshow at govoreeting Nadsat.
Rot13-1Guvf hfre vf noyr gb pbagevohgr jvgu n onfvp yriry bs Ebg13.
LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.
LipsumLorem ipsum dolor sit amet.
dlph-1Eeek ack sque'ek ook kkkk'k squeek.
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The Basics
This user thinks nationalism is outdated.
 This user is from Silicon Valley.
 This user lives in or hails from Los Angeles.
 This user is female.
XThis user is a member of Generation X.
 This user is an atheist.
 This user is from Earth.
 This user is not from Mars because life doesn't exist there.
This user has set foot in 4 continents of the world.
This user has no television set.
ICAThis user liked the original Iron Chef better than Iron Chef America.
 Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
 This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.
MThis user is a muggle.
fireflyThis user is a Browncoat.
LOTR This user loves The Lord of the Rings book series and film trilogy, but not the 1978 animated film.
  This user is a Time Lord.
6×9=42This user jokes in base 13.
 This user is a bibliophile.
 This user is completely addicted to chocolate

 This user enjoys folk music.
 This user fancies Celtic music.
ELWThis user wanted to be a judge but never had the Latin.
Edumacation, Professional Life, and Geeky Interests
UCDThis user attends or attended the
University of California, Davis
BSThis user has a Bachelor of Science degree.
MSThis user has a
Master of Science degree.
ΤΒΠThis user is a member of the
Tau Beta Pi Association.
prog-xThis user is merely a humble programmer.
C-2This user is an intermediate C programmer.
 This user contributes using Linux.
 This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.
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Political Positions
libThis user is a liberal.
 This user is opposed to regional lockout.
 This user supports sustainable living.
 This user supports Citizen Media.
 This user supports
renewable energy.
  This user is interested in environmentalism.
 This user is a member or supporter of
  This user is straight
but not narrow.
Game Time!
 This user is a Board Game Geek.
 This user has a thing for meeple.
 This user settled Catan.
  This user plays German-style board games.

 This user trades coffee in
Puerto Rico.
MIThis user knows all the Monkey Island Insults by heart!


This user is a translator from français to English on Wikipedia:Translation.
 This user is a member of the
Writing Systems Project.
  This user is interested in linguistics.
 This user is interested in ancient civilizations.
 This user is interested in the ancient Celts.
 This user is interested in the
Middle Ages.
This user is interested in the Renaissance period.
Other Interests and Hobbies
 This user is owned by one or more cats.
 This user enjoys ballroom dancing.
 This user enjoys cooking.
 This user likes to do embroidery.
 This user enjoys pottery.
 This user enjoys quilting.
99.9This user is a member of the
Triple Nine Society.
My Opinions on Correct English Usage
USThis user uses American English.
əThis user is a Grammar Nazi.
he or she
This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.
to¦goThis user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.
whomThis user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.
snkThis user says either sneaked or snuck.
…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
byThe passive voice may be used by this user.
A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
"…"?This user thinks "British punctuation is best for quotation marks". Do you?
Latin Plurals: "Data is are..." This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum".

I am an engineer based in Los Angeles.

Nightsky: Occasional flashes of brilliance, separated by long stretches of windy emptiness.