|This user is a Go player.|
This user passed GO
(…so where is my $200?)
|This user's time zone is GMT-7.|
|This user reads between the lines.|
|This user dislikes the concept of politics.
||This user likes all of the colors.
|This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.|
|This user is owned by one or more cats.|
|This user has a wife.|
|狗||This user was born in the year of the Dog.|
|ubx-5||This user uses entirely too many userboxes.|
|?met?||This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.|