—CYBERPOWER (Flog me): This signature is to indicate that I am online and that I am actively fighting vandalism on Wikipedia. Sending me a message when my signature has this status will probably receive a prompt response.
—CYBERPOWER (Chat): This signature is to indicate that I am online and will periodically check my watchlist. If there are edits to be done or responses to be made I will do them. If there is nothing to do on Wikipedia at the time, I may be absent from Wikipedia or on my computer. Sending me a message when my signature has this status may receive a quick response, but not always.
—CYBERPOWER (Around): This signature is to indicate that I am currently not readily available to help out on Wikipedia. I may not have direct access with my computer, or may be going to, or still be in bed. I will normally not answer queries until my status is set to online.
—CYBERPOWER (Message): This signature is to indicate that I am offline. I'm normally not at my computer, or I am not monitoring Wikipedia at the time. Sending me a message when my signature has this status while most likely NOT receive a quick response. You will likely receive a response at most 3 days from when you send it.
—CYBERPOWER (Quick chat): This signature status is used only in conjunction with the black signature status. I am online briefly but will go offline any second where the status of my signature returns to black. I will try to answer any questions during that time.
—CYBERPOWER (Absent): This signature is to indicate that I am absent from Wikipedia for an extended period of time. If this status is ever used, I will post my predicted return on my user and talk page as well as my edit notice. Sending me a message when my signature has this status probably won't get a response until at most 14 days after my predicted return. However, I will make sure to respond as quick as possible. There may be brief moments when I have quick access to Wikipedia. If that's the case, my signature will be brown to indicate I am online during my extended absence. If you have sent me a message, I will try to answer it while I am online.
—CYBERPOWER (Automation): This status is only used with automated tasks. My current status will still be visible and used while I edit but the script will call this status while in operation.
—CYBERPOWER (Retired): THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN ABANDONED or is no longer active by the current user!! This may be because the time has come for me to retire, or some medical condition occured. It also may be that I no longer wish to edit Wikipedia anymore. I may come back if I regret this decision. DO NOT TRY TO SEND ME MESSAGES WHEN MY SIGNATURE HAS THIS STATUS. CHANCES ARE THEY WILL GO UNANSWERED!!
—CYBERPOWER (Derp): I may have accidentally damaged some syntax which is causing my status to be unknown. As such you will either see a distorted piece of formatting or this sig in some random color.