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This user pledges to return to
Old-Fashioned Wikipedian Values.

Mostly HarmlessEdit

 • I am a reader first and an editor second.
 • I use the word sysop instead of admin wherever possible. You should too.

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The jewel of nightEdit

 • The only essay you'll ever need
 • /recall | /rfa | /scripts
 • If you ever find yourself either happy or unhappy, even marginally, as a result of something I have or haven't done, let me know!