Name: Anna L. Marchetti (née Offerman)
Nicknames: Cookie Girl, Cookie, Kat, Narc, Cissa, Tesla
Age: 31
Location: Walpole, MA
Marital Status: Married
Job: IT Repair Technician

     When not working I play video games, hang out with friends, go to RHPS, eat and sleep! :-)

     If you're interested in chatting e-mail me, and please leave me a message or comment or question or suggestion or something on my Discussion Board.


     These interests were simply taken off of my LJ interests list, my Facebook interest list, and my MySpace interest list. I will try to avoid any repetition and try to hotlink all of them. If you notice one getting repeated please tell me so! Thanks! :-)

     Acting, Adobe Photoshop, alternative rock, Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter (series),arachnophobia, art, Athene, Bach, baseball, basketball, BDSM, Beethoven, biking, bisexuality, bondage, books, boots, caricatures, cats, Che Guevara, Chess, children, chocolate, Club Hell, community theatre, Communism, computer programming, cooking, Cosplay, daggers, David Bowie, Deep Space Nine, depression, dessert foods, diving, drawing, Edgar Allan Poe, eyeliner, faeries, fancy rats, gaming, gay pride, gothic styles, greek mythology, hair color, hard rock, Harvard Square, Hitchhikers Trilogy, horseback riding, ice skating, Inuyasha, Isaac Asimov, Italian food, Jack Off Jill, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, karate, leather, Lenore, Linux, lycanthropes, manga, masochism, massages, metal, mountain biking, Mozart, musicals, occultism, owls, pain, Paganism, Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, pencil sketching, pescetarianism, pet rats, photography, physiological disorders, piano playing, poetry, Ravers, reading, Renaissance Era, Rhode Island College, RKO Army, rock climbing, rock music, Rocky Horror, RPG, sadism, sci-fi, sex, Shakespeare, singing, Slytherin, snakes, socializing, Sociology, Squee, Star Trek, strawberry cheesecake, submission, sushi, swimming, swords, Tae_kwon_do, Teseracte Players of Boston], Tesseracts, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Cure, The_Vampire_Chronicles, tigers, Time Quartet, travel, vampyres, velvet, vodka, Volunteering, weaponary, white water rafting, Wikipedia, wine, wolves, World of Warcraft, writing, yoga

Webcomics I ReadEdit

Something Postive by R. K. Milholland

  • I was once featured in a guest strip of S*P done by my friend A.J.. It also featured our mutual friend Kitch

Questionable Content by Jeph Jacques
PvP by Scott Kurtz
Penny Arcade by Gabe and Tycho
xkcd by Randall Munroe
Midnight Macabre by R.K. Milholland

Favorite MusicEdit

     The Dresden Dolls, Linkin Park, Korn, Danny Elfman, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Ozzy Osbourne, The Cure, Goo Goo Dolls, Aerosmith, David Bowie, Marcy Playground, Kittie, Jack Off Jill, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Richard O'Brien, Black Sabbath, Da Vinci's Notebook, Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson, The Offspring, Sublime, Green Day, The Used, Dashboard Confessional, My Chemical Romance

Favorite MoviesEdit

     The Fifth Element, Star Trek: First Contact, Fight Club, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Maria Full of Grace, City of Angels, Hero, Phantom of the Opera, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Labyrinth, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Sleepy Hollow, Laputa: Castle in the Sky, Howl's Moving Castle, House of Flying Daggers

Favorite QuotesEdit

"When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make SUPER lemons."
                         -Principal Scudworth from Clone High

"There is a fine line between not listening, and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day of my life."
                         -Church from Red vs. Blue

"Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is, in fact, frowned upon in most societies."
                         -Willy Wonka from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Some of my friends on WikiEdit




The Barnstar of High Culture

Awarded for your work in getting Red vs Blue up to featured article status.


nws-0This user oldspeaks, or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise.
LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.
a²+b²=c²This user is an intermediate mathematician.
 This user is a lifeguard.
 This user wishes to fly and hopes to become an aircraft pilot.
prog-1This user is a beginning programmer.
JavaThis user can program in Java.
<html>This user can write HTML.
jsThis user can program in JavaScript.
HPThis user is a member of the
Harry Potter Task Force.
~_~This user is a definite fan of anime.
 This user is a bibliophile.
 This user enjoys writing.
 This user's hero is Isaac Asimov.
 This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys.
 This user enjoys reading science fiction.
 This user is a bardolater.
 Big Brother is watching this user.
 This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.
H2G2This user also uses h2g2 along with Wikipedia.
Narnia This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia.
S This user is a Slytherin.
 This user reads webcomics.
Sin CityThis user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything...
^^This user is a moderate fan of manga.
 This user enjoys using Celestia to look at the virtual skies.
 Don't Panic! Alofferman is actually h²g² Researcher Uyourresearchernumber.
STThis user enjoys using Stellarium to look at the virtual skies.
LJThis user maintains a LiveJournal  as cookie_girl.
 This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
 This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
 This user uses Azureus.
 This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.
PThis user is a Pescetarian.
  This user eats sushi.
 This user plays Warcraft III.
FrasierThis user doesn't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs... they're calling again!
 This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!
FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
trekThis user is a Trekkie or Trekker.
O.G.This user is past the point of no return.
Hoopla!This user is a Rocky Horror fanatic.
風 の 谷 の
This user lives in the Valley of the Wind.
This user is interested in
The Sith Order.
If only you knew the power
of the Dark Side.
 This user has an iPod.
 This user is interested in yoga.
NYYThis user is a fan of the
New York Yankees
 This user is interested in ancient civilizations.
 This user is interested in drama and acting.
  This user enjoys bicycling.
 This user has depression.
GADThis user lives with generalized anxiety disorder.
 Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves.
This user is an ageless immortal.
 This user is of German ancestry.
 This user is an ethnic Jew, but not an adherent of Judaism.
 This user is of Polish ancestry.
 This user is of
Russian ancestry.
sis This user has a little sister
 This user is a thespian, and shouldn't be wished "good luck".
ENTPThis user's MBTI type is ENTP.
 This user is owned by one or more cats.
 This user has fancy rats.
 This user is bisexual, not confused.
 This user is a Piscean.
  This user is opposed to online censorship.
 This user is still alive.
 This user agrees that Pirates are better than Ninjas. Y'arr!
 This user is interested in astronomy.
C++-1This user is a beginning C++ programmer.
ANAL 4This user advocates good grammar usage.
This user is a member of the Wikipedia Typo Team.
enThis user supports the
English English language.
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
 This user is interested in Buddhism.
  This user is not a Buddhist, but still follows the Noble Eightfold Path and the Five Moral Precepts.
 This user supports the worldwide Pirate Party movement.
This user is interested in
Zen Buddhism.
This user supports protection of the environment.
  This user supports the
use of green energy.
 It's a fact: This user is a tree hugger. 
PCThis user supports a woman's right to choose, and opposes any restrictions on abortions.
  This user strongly supports animal rights.
 This user supports the legalization of all drugs for adults.
itsThis user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is or it has).
  This user is pro-cannabis.
PC-0This user is politically incorrect.
 This user is interested in astronomy.
 Don't worry, Pluto, I'm not a planet either.
~(p&~p)This user studies the concept of logic.
 This user is interested in mathematical physics.
  This user has a keen interest in physics.
 This user participated in the
Earth Hour event.
42This user knows that the answer is 42.
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
itsThis user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is or it has).
B This user's favourite colour is Blue.
 This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.
ax2+bx+c=0This user likes algebra.
 This user loves problem solving.
  Either this user isn't a logician or this sentence is false.
CGThis user's alignment is Chaotic Good: the "Rebel."
cvg-3This user is an advanced gamer.
 This user likes to play strategy games on a computer.
  This user plays games on the Wii console.
This user owns an Xbox 360 Premium and wishes it had HDMI output capabilities.
 This user wishes that they
still had their Atari 2600
LGIThis user prefers Luigi.
 This user kicks butt at Tetris.