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Snow This user wishes everyone here a very happy holiday, be it Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Dong Zhi, Yaldā, Yule, or something else, and a happy and prosperous New Year for 2021.






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Trite Drivel (a parody)Edit

Hello, A435(m) and wellcome to Wiki-diddly-pedia! Thank you for vandalising my article. I hope when you come the weather will be clement. Mi esporas ke kiam vi venos la vetero estos milda. Here are a few bad links for anal retentive narcissists:

I hope you enjoy arguing here and being a douchebag! Please sign away your rights to your unoriginal research using four tildes (~~~~); this will automatically produce your name and date. If you need help, check out checkout and its lamentable Americanisms, ask someone else on his talkpage, or place a kipper in your nostrils and run around the room pretending to be Thomas the Tank Engine and someone will show up shortly to escort you to this lovely resort. Again, welcome!


This is the discussion page for a cynical loner, identified by the user's alphanumeric handle. Some handles change periodically, and may be shared by several users. If you are an anal retentive narcissist and feel that you have to spew forth irrelevant comments, please do it at someone else. If you're concerned with privacy, put some underpants on.


Random musings on toponymsEdit

This is not Wikipedia policy, nor am I proposing it. I'm just stating my personal style which I use outside Wikipedia before I get savaged to death by every nation in Europe.

I apply a policy of enlightened proximity - look for an English name, then prefer Germanic and Romance names on a roughly equal level (I like Aix-la-Chapelle and Trèves, but those are a matter of taste (or lack thereof)), then Greek (preferably Latinised in spelling as much as possible, and failing that Katharevousa), then other Indo-European toponyms, then whatever seems easiest to pronounce.

I am not some German, Italian, or Greek chauvinist, but as a native English speaker, I like Königsberg, Stettin, Landsberg an der Warthe, Breslau, Lemberg, Pressburg, Ragusa, Spalato, Durazzo, Valona, Byzantium, Nicaea, Smyrna, Halicarnassus, Philippopolis, Salonica, Amarussium, Chalcidice (stressed on the second syllable), and so on. I can see instantly how they are pronounced.

My UserboxEdit

BabelEdit

GrammarEdit

its & it's This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.
to/too/
two
Too many people have no idea how to use words they should have learned in grade two.
’s Thi’s user know’s that not every word that end’s with s need’s an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe’s from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.


’s Thi’s user know’s that not every word that end’s with s need’s an apostrophe.
whom This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees.
!? This user is a punctuation stickler.

A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.


Aux Mod This user need not be ridiculed because he dare use need and dare as modal auxiliary verbs.
Subj This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it.

they
he or she
This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.
snkdThis user says sneaked.
to¦goThis user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

byThe passive voice may be used by this user.
... in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.
man-
kind
Regarding gender, this user will use the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
whomThis user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.
which
that
This user typically uses "which" and "that" interchangeably.

if & whetherThis user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly.
their
there
they're
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
your
you’re
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help.

You and MeThis user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the object of a sentence, a little talk needs to be had by you and me...

PunctuationEdit

“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.
. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
,This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.

A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.
A, B, and
A and B
This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.
its & it’sThis user understands the difference between its and it’s. So should you.

its
it’s
It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
itsThis user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is or it has).
’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
“…”This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style.

God's own LanguageEdit

UKThis user uses British English.
OEDThis user uses Oxford spelling.
en-gb
-5
This user can contribute at a professional level of British English.

nws-0This user oldspeaks, or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise.
BS-5This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit.
du-0This person does not understand dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to speak dumbass).

fgn-0This user doesn't speak any dialect of foreign, and will talk to foreigners in English believing they will understand if one is just loud enough.
gb-0This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims.
LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
ubx-nThis user communicates exclusively via userboxes.
...This user would like to be able to speak some more languages.

Instant MessengerEdit

AIM-0This user does not understand or have any interest in AOLer.

ProgrammingEdit

  I studied computer programming in college, and all I got was this lousy compiler error.
bas This user can program in BASIC.
<html> This user can write HTML.

css This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.
C-0This person does not understand C (or does not want to program in C).
js-4This user is an expert JavaScript programmer.

{{Wiki}}This user can write in the MediaWiki language.

EducationEdit

+

This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.

KESThis user is, or was, a pupil at
King Edward's School.
LEICThis user is a past or present student at the University of Leicester.

HealthEdit

 This user is right-handed.
  This user is a smoker.

 This user is a mental health consumer.
 This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.
BP1This user has bipolar disorder Type I.

 
This user is long sighted.
 
This user is farsighted.
 This user has a hearing impairment.

LifeEdit

Gods, this category's awful!

 This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.
This user is an ageless immortal.
 This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.

 This user is male.
 This user is of Teutonic and Celtic ancestry.
CF This user is childfree.

  This user is not a biological parent.
 This user is an academic.
 This user is a thespian, and shouldn't be wished "good luck".

 This user is a beach bum.
 This user is a politician.

LocationEdit

 This user is a
Citizen of the Galaxy
and nothing else matters.
  This user is visiting from an alternate universe.


 This user is a Citizen of the World (Terra, ).
 This user is from the planet Earth. 
 This user is from Earth.

  This user's homeworld is mostly harmless.
 This user has left the planet Earth 0 times.
 
The bearer of this is a Wikipedian who shall be permitted to freely edit Wikipedia.

 
14
This user has set foot in 14 countries of the world.
 
2
This user has set foot in 2 continents of the world.
 This user has never left the Northern Hemisphere.

  This user is male.
noc This user is nocturnal.

  This user is of multiple ancestries.
GMT
?
This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.
  This user is a mutant.


  This user is a Cancer.
This user is a Pig.  


nulThis user has no alignment.
[shurely justified?]

PersonalityEdit

 This user is skeptical of MBTI, regarding it as pseudoscience.
MBTIThis user took different MBTI tests and discovered that they had multiple personalities, so they're a bit confused.
INTPThis user has an INTP personality
per the Myers-Briggs typing system

NT This user's Keirsey Temperament is Rational.

TimeEdit

 Today is 23 November, 2020.
 This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.
 This user is nocturnal. 

 This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.
 This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.
GMT
?
This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.

GMTThis user's time zone is GMT.

ZodiacEdit

 This user is skeptical of the Zodiac.
 This user is a Cancerian.
This user was born in the year of the Pig. 

BeliefsEdit

Food, Drink, and SmokesEdit

  This user is an omnivore.

  This user is against the ban on smoking in public places.
  This user is against the war on drugs.

EnvironmentEdit

  This user supports the
use of green energy.
 
  This user is interested in aviation fuel taxation.
  This user is interested in public transport issues.

 This user supports public transit.
 This user supports recycling.

Foreign AffairsEdit

  This user believes in a two-state solution to the Israeli–Palestinian conflict.  
 This user supports peace in space.

Free SpeechEdit

  This user is opposed to online censorship.
  This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.
 Wikipedia is not censored.

  This user sees nothing wrong with the human form and doesn't view it as something that needs to be hidden.

PhilosophyEdit

 This user enjoys philosophy.
  This user believes truth is adaequatio intellectus et rei, or something like that.
  I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.

 This user believes in materialism, the belief that everything that exists is made of matter.
  This user believes in logic.
  This user thinks that abstractions cannot hurt anybody.

 This user is interested in moral realism.
 This user is a skeptic.
 This user is interested in the belief that death is an acceptable part of life.

  This user is a pessimist.
 This user is interested in Utilitarianism, the belief that a moral action is one which increases the total happiness of humanity.
 This user is interested in existentialism.

 
This user loves the philosophy of
Immanuel Kant

PoliticsEdit

 This user is interested in politics.
 According to Political Compass this user is:
Economic Left (−8.25) and
Social Libertarian (−2.00)
 This user is a politician.

? This user follows his/her own political ideals.
  This user advocates democracy.
 This user believes that communism is an ideal system of government
— in theory.

ind This user is politically independent.
 This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.
  This user approves of approval voting.

This user supports immigration and the right to travel freely upon the planet we share.
 This user doesn't believe in the ownership of culture and knowledge.
  This user believes in the separation of church and state.  

  This user identifies as a Marxist.
BorisI say chaps...wouldn't it be super if jolly old Bozza led the Tories?
Two JagsWouldn't it be great if two Jags was the next leader of the Labour Party?

"Fashion Politics"Edit

You couldn't make this stuff up!

Party PoliticsEdit

PSF This user supports the Socialist Party of France.
MRLPThis user supports the Official Monster Raving Loony Party.

Says something about British parties...

Regional PoliticsEdit

NO United Nations This user does NOT support the United Nations.
 
This user supports the
independence of England

(from Scotland, Wales and N.I.)
  This user supports the independence of Wales.

  This user trusts the EU about as far as they can throw it.

OtherEdit

 
This user admires Julius Caesar.
 This user does not like socklessness.
BM This user is repulsed by most forms of body modification.

  This user believes in a revival of romantic friendship.
  This user prefers that the death penalty be used very sparingly.
1+1=3 This user dislikes
narrow-minded behaviour.

  This user is not afraid of being wrong.

Oh, and the big "R"Edit

  This user is a High Church adherent of Anglican Christianity.
  This user puts themselves down as C of E on forms but doesn't go to church regularly
  This user is interested in Paganism, but isn't necessarily a Pagan.


50pxThis user does not believe in a human soul or spirit.
  This user is a humanist.
 This user is interested in the Brights movement.

 This user is interested in Theism.
 This user is a Deist.
omnisThis user is interested in Omnitheism.

atheos This user is an atheist.

·This user is interested in maltheism.
 
This user's spiritual beliefs
are complex and personal.

 This user believes in the separation of church and state. 
 This user is interested in religion.
 This user believes that the Universe began with a bang.

 This user believes in a solid oblate spheroid-shaped Earth, not a flat, hollow, nor spherical one.
 This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one.
 This user honestly just doesn't care anymore about what shape the Earth is. Let it go, man.

 
This user does not believe in
Santa Claus.
  This user believes that Santa
is a misspelling of Satan.
  This user is probably going to Hell.

inf This user is an infidel.

 This user is interested in religion.
 This user is interested in religion as a sociological and psychological phenomenon.
 This user is interested in religion as an anthropological and historical phenomenon.

 This user is interested in religion for aesthetic reasons.
freeThis user is interested in freethought.
 This user is God.

EACThis user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. Booga booga!

SexEdit

 This user is male.
 This user identifies as polyamorous.
 This user identifies as heteroflexible.

2This user ranks a 2 on the Kinsey scale.
BM This user is repulsed by most forms of body modification.
 This user is a masculist.

CUT This user supports Children's rights and opposes all forms of genital mutilation.
  This user supports equal rights for queer people.
 This user is a supporter of the LGBT community.

  This user supports and encourages the practice of safe sex.
 This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.
  This user is a submissive.


 This user is a slut.
pornThis user enjoys pornography.

 This user enjoys sex.
UNCUT This user is uncircumcised.

 This User has a Foot Fetish
SEX This user is addicted to sex related activities and materials.
 This user has a girlfriend.

heThis user prefers to be referred to using masculine gender pronouns.

AutomotiveEdit

 This user cannot drive.
 This user likes traffic lights. A lot.
MAThis user enjoys collecting (or playing with) Majorette cars.

BooksEdit

 "When shall we three meet again?" Shakespeare
 This user reads between the lines.


 This user is a bibliophile.

 This user enjoys reading non-fiction.
 This user enjoys writing.
 Big Brother is watching this user.

 This user thinks the book A Clockwork Orange is horrorshow.
 This user enjoys reading the newspaper.

16June1904This user would like to remind you to have a gorgonzola cheese sandwich and a glass of burgundy on Bloomsday.
BOOKThis user is working on publishing a book.

ColoursEdit

  This user is strangely attracted to and is obsessed with pastel colors
  This user's favourite colour is purple.

ComedyEdit

 This user is a fan of Blackadder.
DAThis user is a fan of Dad's Army

FLOWERY TWATSThis user has stayed at Fawlty Towers.
YMAre you a fan? Yes Minister.

HIGNFYThis user would vote for the Rt. Hon. Tub of Lard MP
MTWThis user likes to Mock the Week.

QIThis user is Quite Interesting.
Room 101This user wants to put Gordon Brown into Room 101.
Needle
Nardle
Noo
This user listens to The Goon Show on the modern-type, steam-driven cardboard wireless.

ISIHACI'm Sorry...
This User Hasn't a Clue
JAMThis user wants to talk for Just a Minute, without repeating, hesitating or deviating from the subject.
 The user is a SUPER FAN of
Mr. Bean.

Computer SoftwareEdit

  This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
WinXPRegretfully, this user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
 This user contributes using Kubuntu.

  This user loves using Google Earth.
WPThis user contributes using Corel WordPerfect.
This user contributes using Notepad.

WebsitesEdit

 This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
Web SoonThis user has a website that can be found on the web soon.

FilmEdit

FoodEdit

  This user loves pancakes.
  This user eats cookies.
  This user eats potato chips.

  This user eats bagels.
 This user loves spaghetti.

 This user eats spinach.
 This user eats potatoes.
 This user eats cheese.

 This user eats chicken.
 This user loves hamburgers.
 This user loves döner kebab.

 This user eats fries, or chips.
 This user loves
doughnuts.
 This user loves pasta.

 This user loves to eat pizza.
 This user would likely die without eating the occasional curry.
 
This user loves cake.

 This user loves brownies.
 This user eats chocolate.

DrinkEdit

 This user drinks. Period.
 This user prefers Belgian beer.
 This user prefers Islay malts.

C2H5OH-4This user is an alcoholic.
This user drinks beer.
DuffThis user drinks Duff Beer.

 This user drinks wine.
 This user prefers the world of sparkling wines.
 This user drinks coffee.

  This user drinks tea.
CThis user can't make up their mind if Coke or Pepsi is better and drinks both.P
 This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

 This user drinks hot chocolate.

GamesEdit

CIV This user plays one or more versions of Civilization.
  All your base are belong to this user.

  This user enjoys solving
Sudoku puzzles.
 This user just sank your battleship.
 This user enjoys chess.

 This user enjoys chess variants.
RVThis user is a reversi player.
 This user enjoys playing FreeCell.

 This user prefers to play games on a PC.
SCThis user plays SimCity.
SC3KThis user enjoys playing SimCity 3000 or SimCity 3000 Unlimited.

InterestsEdit

gkThis user is a geek.
  This user enjoys singing.
 This user is a railfan.

 This user is interested in architecture.
 This user is a roadfan.
  This user is interested in space exploration.


  This user is interested in astronomy.
This user is interested in beauty.
 This user is a bibliophile.

 This user is interested in flags and emblems.
 This user is interested in LGBT issues—which does not necessarily reflect the user's sexual orientation.
 This user is interested in maps.

 This user is interested in numismatics.
 This user is interested in political science. 
 This user is interested in politics.

 This user is interested in religion.
 This user enjoys cigars.
 This user is interested in drama and acting.

 This user is an art lover.
 This user knows the difference between beauty and trash. 
  This user enjoys do-it-yourself projects.

 This user enjoys writing.
 This user has no interest in ever learning to fly!
  This user enjoys bicycling.

 This user is addicted to travel.
 This user is a tobacco smoker.
  This user prefers cold weather.

HistoryEdit

 This user is interested in ancient civilizations.
 This user is interested in Ancient Anatolia.
 This user is interested in
Ancient Egypt.

 This user is interested in
Ancient Israel.
 This user is interested in ancient Persia.
 This user is interested in the Achaemenid Dynastic Empire

 This user is interested in
Ancient Greece
 This user is interested in the Byzantine Empire.
This user is interested in the Renaissance period.

 This user is interested in the Baroque period.
 This user is interested in the Romantic period.
 This user is interested in Gothic literature.

 This user is interested in the Victorian period.
 This user is a Symbolist.
This user is interested in the Modernist period.

 This user is interested in the British Empire.
 This user is interested in World War I

MathsEdit

a²+b²=c²This user is an intermediate mathematician.
SI-0This user thinks the metric system is bureaucratic and inhuman and will think in Fahrenheit until he/she dies.
ft-lbThis user uses Imperial units.

 This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes.
 
Pi ≈ 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679 82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53594 08128 48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38196 44288 10975 66593 34461 28475 64823 37867 83165 27120 19091 45648 56692 34603 86104 54326 64821 33936 07260 24914 12737 24587 00660 63155 81748 81520 92096 28292 54091 71536 43678 92590 36001 13305 30548 82046 65213 84146 95194 15116 09...
1112This user knows that eleventy-twelve is a real number.
 This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1.

This user's deviation is standard. 
This user is pretty sure that they are an outlier compared to everybody else. 

MediaEdit

24This user knows, when it happens, it happens here.

4This user watches Channel 4.
M4This user watches More4.
SkyThis user has satellite television provided by Sky.

 This user has a television set.
PALThis user's television receives PAL/PAL-variant transmissions, or lives in a region where they are broadcast.
3This user thinks BBC Radio 3 is worth the licence fee alone.

4This user thinks BBC Radio 4 is worth the licence fee alone.
5This user thinks BBC Radio 5 Live is worth the licence fee alone.
7This user thinks BBC 7 is worth the licence fee alone.

DABThis user has a DAB digital radio.
 This user has a Police radio.

MusicEdit

  This user enjoys folk music.
 This user is a music composer.
 This user plays the guitar.

 This user plays the piano.
fan-3This user loves Katie Melua.
 This user enjoys classical music.

 This user enjoys jazz music.
 This user studies national anthems.

  This user has a tenor vocal range.

PetsEdit

 This user is owned by one or more cats.

SportsEdit

If I gave a damn about sport, the following would be true:

AV
FC
This user supports
Aston Villa

Or maybe Birmingham City. Or West Brom. But they don't have userboxes.

VicipaediaEdit

Non Commercial This User is against commercials in Wikipedia.
no
ads
This user stands against advertisements on Wikipedia.
  This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits.

  This user sees nothing wrong with the human form and doesn't view it as something that needs to be hidden.
 Wikipedia is not censored.
  This user enjoys contributing to Wikipedia without wearing clothes.

 This user is a WikiFairy.
 This user is a member of the Wikipedia Department of Fun.
 This editor is not an administrator and does not wish to be one.

vn-∞This user page has been
vandalized many, many times.
1RRThis user prefers discussing changes on the talk page rather than engaging in an edit war.
 This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice.

 This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.
 This user maintains a strict policy advising against all personal attacks.

 This alleged user can be said to maintain a policy or other custom of neutrality or other ambiguity-related quality on some or all issues that may be potentially controversial to some alleged people.
  This user finds copyright paranoia disruptive.
 This user finds edit/revert wars disruptive.

 "It is awfully hard to be b-b-brave, when you are a very small user."
 Content contributed by this user is multi-licensed under the GFDL and under the modified BSD licence, :s/<OWNER>/this user/g.
admin-This user feels that criteria for adminship are generally too low

deluThis editor is a delusionist.
metaThis editor is a metapedian.

 This user believes that articles are useless without images.
 This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.

 This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage.
 This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.
 The English Wikipedia has 6,195,469 articles.

WikiprojectsEdit

Suck.

Userboxes (or should that be Userboces? Nutzerboxen?)Edit

 This little tag you are reading is a userbox.
UBXThis user hopes you read each and every one of their userboxes! or else...
This space is for rent.

 This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes.


  Hi! I am a userbox with a POV. I won't hurt you, I promise! Pretty please don't delete me.
  This user believes that only articles need reflect a NPOV, and that displaying political, religious, or other beliefs using userboxes and user categories should not be banned.

 This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.
ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
  This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very sleepy.


  This user loves userboxes.
  This user feels that out of process deletions subject to an administrator's whims rather than consensus damage Wikipedia more than any userbox ever could.

 This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.
MOREThis user has more userboxes.
 This user needs just one more userbox on their page!

ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
ubx-nThis user communicates exclusively via userboxes.
ubx-cThis user thinks that userboxes have gotten out of control.

 This user overuses userboxes.
Too many userboxesThis user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!
 This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

 This is a standard size userbox created with Template:Userbox.
It stacks neatly with others of its ilk.
  This user loves userboxes.
 This user believes that userboxes do not divide the Wikipedia community, but rather emphasise its diversity.

 This user uses userboxes on their userpage, in fact, this is a userbox
 This user supports the
Userbox Migration.
 
UBXThis user is ambivalent about self-referential userboxes.

Mmm, userboxes This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.
 This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on their user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.


-xenThis user believes that userbox should always be pluralised userboxen, and thinks that this is one of the most important and exciting issues of our time.
  This user has read the essay on userbox personalities and might be a Centrist.
 This user provides information using user boxes for statistical reasons.

 This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.

EmoticonsEdit

 This user is an Angel.
 This user is a jokester or comedian.
 This user is melancholy.

:-]
This user is polite and expects others to act accordingly.
:-/This user is a sceptic, even with regard to this userbox.
:-/This user is a sceptic, even with regard to this userbox.

 This user feels like a benzene ring. /_\
 This user is homesick.

HumourEdit

 This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage.
 This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.
??! This page Smells Funny.

nonThis user is full of non sequiturs.
Fix my saxophone!
oopsThis user frite quequently uses spoonerisms.
' .
-
This user is too tired to go to the grocery
(looks like toothpaste for dinner again...)

6
C
12.011
This user is made out of Carbon.
 This user feels like a benzene ring. /_\
NThis user deserves the Nobel prize.

 This user's Wikistress level is SEVERE. Wikibreak is imminent.
 This user fears the clowns.
egoThis user is a deluded egomaniac.

 This user suffers from Science Related Memetic Disorder.
 This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
 Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

 This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!
 This user has never been slurped up by aliens in the Bermuda Triangle.

 This user is of human and Martian ancestry.
 It is possible that this user is an alien, but this is not yet proven. Please do not go near this user with loud music.
 This user is a mutant.

 This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately.
Grrr! Brains! Brains!
 This user is a Pirate. Arrr!

awesomeThis user is totally awesome!
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This user likes banging on the keyboard.

 This user's future is so bright they have got to wear shades.
 This user has been living in a cave somewhere.
 This user goes commando.

 This user thinks time zones are evil.
gkThis user is a geek.
 This user loves you. So what are ya doing Saturday night hot stuff?

 This user is a paladin.
IThis user is a person, and nothing else matters.

 This user is a constructive powerhouse and is ready for anything.
...This user is proud to say that they have kept their amateur procrastinator status intact.
SARCThis user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.

+This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.
blah blah blahThis user is full of a bunch of long, rambling stories.
There's a funny story about that...
 This user is a Marxist,
with a Groucho tendency.

Mmm, userboxes This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.
IPThis user's IP is 127.0.0.1.
 This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes.

SPAMARAMA!This user is the creator of Spam!
Userboxes Rock!This user is a userbox!
 A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!

 This User is trapped inside this userbox! 
If you can read this, you have really good vision.
  This user is made of people.

  This user is a penguin!
  It is possible this User is human. Please approach with extreme caution.
 This user is a barnstar gallery!

50pxThis userbox has taken over this userpage!

Award for LinguisticsEdit

This userbox seems to be not very good Latin.

Stupidest Userbox EverEdit

 Please be nice and patient with this New Wikipedian.

If you've had time to find that, you're not new.

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