|Episode no.||Season 5|
|Directed by||Tom Cherones|
|Written by||Larry Charles|
|Original air date||January 6, 1994|
In a movie theater restroom, Elaine, realizing her stall does not have any toilet paper, asks the woman in the next stall (Jami Gertz) to give her some. The woman refuses, claiming she "can't spare a square." At Elaine's continued pleas, the woman storms out and returns to her seat, and is revealed as Jerry's girlfriend, Jane. Elaine returns to her seat with her boyfriend Tony (Dan Cortese). The two women vent about the stall incident to their dates.
Jerry is fed up with Kramer using his phone to prank call phone sex lines. Elaine tells Jerry about the stall incident. Jerry realizes that the woman Elaine was bickering with was Jane and talks his way out of a double date with Elaine and Tony, since Elaine boasts that she will recognize the woman's voice if she hears it again. George idolizes Tony, claiming that "He's such a cool guy"; Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer poke fun at him for being so obsessed with Tony (with Kramer going so far by saying George is "in love" with him). Jerry thinks that Elaine dates Tony only because he is physically attractive, and that Tony is a "male bimbo", or a "mimbo" for short; Elaine denies this.
Sometime later, Elaine calls Jerry on his buzzer to tell him she's coming up, while Jane is there. Jerry disguises Jane's voice by giving her many pieces of gum, muffling her voice to an unrecognizable level.
George wants to hang out more with Tony and offers to go bowling, but Tony suggests rock climbing in order to feel the adrenaline; George reluctantly agrees with Tony's offer. Kramer appears and Tony invites him to come along, much to George's dismay. On the rock climbing trip, Tony falls when George and Kramer neglect to secure his rope. Upon hearing the news, Elaine is worried about the possibility of damage to his face. George goes to Elaine's apartment to apologize to Tony, but Tony says that he does not want to see him anymore. Elaine eventually confesses to Jerry that he was right - she dated Tony only for his looks, and that "he's [her] mimbo."
After being introduced to Jane, Kramer privately tells Jerry that her voice is that of "Erika", one of the girls on the phone sex line that he has been prank calling. Despite Jane's suspicious vagueness whenever discussing her job, Jerry doesn't believe him.
At the coffee shop, Kramer has made a date with Erika to prove that she is Jane. When Jane arrives, she greets Jerry instead of Kramer, but Kramer and Jerry still accuse her. She maintains that she sells paper goods. Elaine hears and recognizes Jane's voice; her suspicions are confirmed when she asks Jane for a napkin and she refuses to "spare a square." Jane then excuses herself to the bathroom, but not before Elaine runs past her, gathers all the toilet paper in the bathroom, and sits in one of the stalls waiting for Jane to ask for toilet paper. When she does, Elaine vengefully says that she "can't spare a square" and walks out with the toilet paper. Jane tells Jerry to never call her again, and turns to Kramer and says for him not to call her either, revealing that it was indeed her voice on the phone sex line.
Larry Charles got the idea for the toilet paper argument from a Dear Abby letter. Actor Michael Richards said the episode was one of his biggest regrets from Seinfeld. Immediately after filming, he realized that the rock climbing scene had great potential for physical comedy, which his performance neglected to tap into.
The ending of "The Stall" was cut due to length constraints. The final scene had Elaine and Tony happily rock climbing together, with Tony's face completely healed. However, upon noticing a pimple on Elaine's face, Tony breaks up with her and leaves her stranded halfway up the mountain. The episode as broadcast leaves the Elaine/Tony plot unresolved.