A Fish Called Wanda: Difference between revisions

London-based gangster George Thomason and his right-hand man, Ken Pile, an animal lover with a [[Stuttering|stutter]], plan a [[Gemstone|jewel]] heist. They bring in two Americans: [[con artist]] Wanda Gershwitz and weapons expert Otto West, an ignorant and mean-spirited [[Anglophobia|anglophobe]]. Wanda and Otto are lovers, but they hide this from George and Ken, pretending to be siblings, so Wanda can work her charms on them. The heist is successful and the gang escapes with a large sum in [[diamond]]s. They hide the diamonds in a safe in an old warehouse; soon afterward, Wanda and Otto betray George to the police and he is arrested. They return to collect the diamonds, with Wanda planning to double-cross Otto as well, but find that George has moved them. In Ken's fish tank, Wanda discovers the key to the [[safe deposit box]] containing the diamonds and hides it in her pendant.
Wanda decides to seduce George's barrister, Archie Leach, so he can persuade George to plead guilty and give up the location of the diamonds. Archie is in a loveless marriage and quickly falls for Wanda. Otto is jealous, and his interference causes Wanda and Archie's liaisons to go disastrously wrong. Wanda accidentally leaves her pendant at Archie's house, whichand Archie's wife, Wendy, mistakes it for a gift for her, assuming that the ‘W’ on it is for Wendy. Wanda insistsdemands that Archie retrieve the pendant (since she needs the key inside), and after failing to convince Wendy to give it up, he ends up faking a robbery at his own home in order to explain its disappearance. Otto arrives at the house to apologise to Archie for earlier insults and interrupts the robbery, knocking the burglar unconscious before he realises Itit is, in fact, Archie robbing his own home. Archie returns the pendant to Wanda at their next romantic meeting, but it is interrupted and he subsequently telephones her to call off their affair, before they had even made love. Otto arrives at the house again to apologise again, and. Wendy overhears their subsequent garden conversation from an upstairs window, and begins to strongly suspect that Archie is cheating on her.
George asks Ken to kill the [[the Crown|Crown]]'s only eyewitness to the robbery, an unpleasant old woman who owns three small dogs. Ken tries three times, but each time accidentally kills one of herthe dogs instead. This causes him great distress, but the last dog's death gives herthe woman a fatal heart attack, so he is successful. With no witness, George seems poised to be released. He gives instructions to Ken, revealing the location of the diamonds,. butWhen Otto learns that Ken now knows theirthe whereabouts.location, Ottohe tries to force Ken to reveal the placeit by eating Ken's pet fish, leaving Ken's favourite, named Wanda, until last. Ken reveals that the diamonds are at a hotel near [[Heathrow Airport]].
With Otto's knowledge and Wanda's key, the pair wants George to remain in jail. At his trial, Wanda, as a defence witness Wanda, unexpectedly gives evidence against him. When Archie, stunned, flubs his [[direct examination|questioning]] <!-- NOT cross-examination, as she's a defence witness --> and inadvertently calls her "darling", it confirms to Wendy (watching from the public gallery) that Archie has had an affair, and she declares their marriage over.
With no career and no marriage, Archie resolves to cut his losses, steal the loot himself and flee to [[South America]]. Promised less jail time, George tells Archiehim that Ken knows where the diamonds are. Archie sees Wanda fleeing the courthouse, pulls her into his car and races to Ken's flat. They initially bicker, with Archie criticising her lying and deceit and Wanda bemoaning him breaking off their affair, but soon reconcile. They arrive at George’s flat, and as Archie runs into the building, Otto steals Archie's car, taking Wanda with him. Archie painstakingpainstakingly findscoaxes outKen, fromwho Kenis thestuttering hoteluncontrollably, to tell him where the safety deposit box is, and they subsequently set out for Heathrow on Ken’s moped.
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